A woman's guide to taking pictures.

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  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    I'm a huge fan of light-bulb-head shots myself!

    Another tip: Do not go on webcam with your nipples hanging out, because someone WILL screenshot that and tag you on Facebook.

    And yeah, clean your mirror!
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Haha! Good advice, but No3 is the best, you didn't do it badly enough and you look sultry

    Haha well, thank you. Next time I'll try to be uglier!
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
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    I'm a huge fan of light-bulb-head shots myself!

    Another tip: Do not go on webcam with your nipples hanging out, because someone WILL screenshot that and tag you on Facebook.

    And yeah, clean your mirror!

    LMAO what?! That's hilarious.
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Please post tips for guyz. In all my pictures I look like a walrus. I don't really look like a walrus, my mom said so. Help me take pictures where I don't look like a walrus.

    Advice that will make me look like a manatee is not helpful either.

    Thanks for your support.

    Guys should break every rule she stated. We are the exact opposite of women. Thus you should always stick your tongue out while shooting at extreme odd myspace angles.

    Basically, this. And if you can manage to rock all three at the same time, you'll be set.
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
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    greatness
  • SixCatFaerie
    SixCatFaerie Posts: 690 Member
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    Totally awesome post!
  • TheAncientMariner
    TheAncientMariner Posts: 444 Member
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    Guys guide for taking a photo:

    Step 1: Find a tie.
    Step 2: Put it on your head.
    Step 3: Snap a photo.
    Step 4: hatereagle.jpg

    I like the cut of your jib, good sir!
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
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    I love photography and experiment a lot with self portraits. Some are good. Some bad. The key is not posting the bad ones.

    Yes! I also dislike when people take multiple pictures of themselves and post them ALL, then caption the bad ones with "I don't like this one lol" Sure, I may take multiple pictures to get a good one (those these were all the first shot) but I only post the ONE I like lol
  • drvvork
    drvvork Posts: 1,162
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    one more thing.... when you take a picture don't have junk in the background.....like an episode of Hoarders....

    I'm so guilty of this one! LMAO!!! I hate taking pics (whether I take them or someone else) so maybe it is subconscious??
  • Leesseebee
    Leesseebee Posts: 216
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    hillarious!
  • jdbeckers
    jdbeckers Posts: 84
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    Lots of laughs here, and it's all so true! Awesome post! :)
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
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    one more thing.... when you take a picture don't have junk in the background.....like an episode of Hoarders....

    I'm so guilty of this one! LMAO!!! I hate taking pics (whether I take them or someone else) so maybe it is subconscious??

    This is why I love photoshop. Don't like your piles of clothes looking like they will fall over? Move yourself to a beach and call it a good day
  • stormieweather
    stormieweather Posts: 2,549 Member
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    one more thing.... when you take a picture don't have junk in the background.....like an episode of Hoarders....

    I'm so guilty of this one! LMAO!!! I hate taking pics (whether I take them or someone else) so maybe it is subconscious??

    This is why I love photoshop. Don't like your piles of clothes looking like they will fall over? Move yourself to a beach and call it a good day

    I nice frame or blur or fuzzy outline works too!
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
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    I'm a huge fan of light-bulb-head shots myself!

    Another tip: Do not go on webcam with your nipples hanging out, because someone WILL screenshot that and tag you on Facebook.

    And yeah, clean your mirror!
    Pics or it didn't happen,,,
  • mizzgreeneyedladyy
    mizzgreeneyedladyy Posts: 39
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    I'm guilty of two in one.. Oops. I was really drunk by the way.

    I used to NEVER stick my tongue out, until I got my tongue pierced. :P

    eb6kpw.jpg
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
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    I'm a master of angles...see my photos
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
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    True dat! But I swear my left angle is the best angle for pic poses!!!
  • GuerrillaHermit
    GuerrillaHermit Posts: 79
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    Guys guide for taking a photo:

    Step 1: Find a tie.
    Step 2: Put it on your head.
    Step 3: Snap a photo.
    Step 4: hatereagle.jpg

    ^This person knows things...
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
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    DUCK FACE!

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