Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • sundancer1966
    sundancer1966 Posts: 478 Member
    My second monitor, i guess I could swing it by the power cord.
  • browneteach
    browneteach Posts: 11 Member
    A bag of grapes and my iphone, looks like I'm a goner :(
  • lysistrataNix
    lysistrataNix Posts: 125 Member
    a water bottle, with water in it. It will keep my hydrated while I run.
  • nevareg
    nevareg Posts: 260 Member
    My back pack....filled with books I'm good, no books..I'm a goner!!
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
    My mother in law's Christmas feast, and some form of launching device. Cruel, I know. But I gotta do something to stop them.
  • zombies_bite
    zombies_bite Posts: 15
    Hardcover book of Final Crisis.

    Haha, kind of ironic.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    My back pack....filled with books I'm good, no books..I'm a goner!!
    Pfft...swing that sucker.
  • FitSid
    FitSid Posts: 117 Member
    A WALL! A WALL! How on earth do you swing a wall?
  • TiffanyDawn79
    TiffanyDawn79 Posts: 201 Member
    My plastic water cup. Im done for.
  • JoJoPi
    JoJoPi Posts: 4
    Well I'm a goner. I have a piece of paper with a bottle of diet pepsi on top of it.
  • runlorirun
    runlorirun Posts: 389
    My 32 oz water bottle.... Hopefully I will have time to double tap them....:ohwell:
  • katcod1522
    katcod1522 Posts: 448 Member
    my computer printer...nice. Im a goner :)
  • Starla_
    Starla_ Posts: 349
    a lone thong (flip-flop for the non aussies) or a pile of clothes on the bedroom floor

    I guess I am the one making the decoys
  • Bysshe
    Bysshe Posts: 428 Member
    scissors. 2 pairs and a bottle of water...
    Run, chug, stab...
    I'm good as long as my knee don't go out on me.
  • soozship
    soozship Posts: 38 Member
    A stuffed giraffe... I may be the first to go :(

    Perhaps we can combine the stuffed giraffe with something else to make a better weapon? lol

    When I opened my email last night and saw this I had a pillow, I figured I better get running so I at least have some kind of chance lol

    Perhaps I should have some lasers installed in the eyes of this giraffe before the zombie apocolypse so I'll be prepared when it really does happen! LOL
  • Photoology
    Photoology Posts: 121 Member
    a pile of receipts... papercuts anyone?
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    A document stand. That could cause some damage if swung properly
  • Erin51
    Erin51 Posts: 35
    A half full can of Diet Dr. Pepper...pour it on them and watch them sizzle...full of awesome chemicals! I am your new leader! :bigsmile:
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
    bottle of water....:noway:

    what to hydrate while I'm running?! lol
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
    Stapler, flashlight and a co-worker. Its not looking good unless these are Shaun of the Dead Zombies. (Killer Movie BTW)

    Ending on a plus ... I know I can out run my buddy :)
  • fatty_to_fitty
    fatty_to_fitty Posts: 544 Member
    Me - a 1 ltr bottle of pepsi max.

    My BF - ME!!!! :wink:
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    leatherman.
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    heavy duty stapler
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Its not looking good unless these are Sean of the Dead Zombies. (Killer Movie BTW)

    Good lord!! Are you trying to say Shaun of the Dead?


    Fail.
  • artemis222
    artemis222 Posts: 390 Member
    Stapler, flashlight and a co-worker. Its not looking good unless these are Sean of the Dead Zombies. (Killer Movie BTW)

    Ending on a plus ... I know I can out run my buddy :)

    You could just do what Shaun does. When it ends and your buddy is a zombie, chain him up and play video games with him. :)
  • kelceyjean12011
    kelceyjean12011 Posts: 185 Member
    my sons toy truck....could probably get a few good hits in..
  • paigemarie93
    paigemarie93 Posts: 778 Member
    The top of a desk ( it's wooden & I use it on my lap so the laptop doesn't burn me) that should bash some heads in.
  • mrshmiller9
    mrshmiller9 Posts: 112
    Coffee table with a bowl and spoon on it, well at least I'll be able to eat!
  • paigemarie93
    paigemarie93 Posts: 778 Member
    Its not looking good unless these are Sean of the Dead Zombies. (Killer Movie BTW)

    Good lord!! Are you trying to say Shaun of the Dead?


    Fail.

    hehehe.
  • jeffrodgers1
    jeffrodgers1 Posts: 991 Member
    As long as it happens today... I am in luck.

    Contractors have left a tool box, hammers, crowbars, compressor and NAIL GUN...

    Can we schedule this Apocalypse?
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