Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
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    a cup full of pens, highlighters and markers. :laugh:
  • itsmskimmichelle
    itsmskimmichelle Posts: 68 Member
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    My dog [Shiba]. She's not a fighter so I'm not sure how that'll turn out O_o
  • DeeJayTJ
    DeeJayTJ Posts: 355 Member
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    darn, guess im dead..the iphone is the closest to me at my left. next is the stapler :(
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
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    Its not looking good unless these are Sean of the Dead Zombies. (Killer Movie BTW)

    Good lord!! Are you trying to say Shaun of the Dead?


    Fail.

    i was ...thanks...fixed :) must have had Sean Connery on the brain
  • SammieGetsFit
    SammieGetsFit Posts: 432 Member
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    Immediately? An empty Styrofoam cup.
    And then? A napkin

    You know all that litter you see in apocalypse movies? Yeah, that's apparently because of me...
  • Syntax_Error
    Syntax_Error Posts: 77 Member
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    My desk phone......I'm screwed.
  • aerdna88
    aerdna88 Posts: 74 Member
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    Hmm...a high chair.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
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    I has one of those paper cutters. It's dull as *kitten* though.
  • bettyford4202
    bettyford4202 Posts: 43 Member
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    My closet. Hmm... At least I can hie for a little while.
  • tinkermommc
    tinkermommc Posts: 562 Member
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    knitting needles...That could be interesting ;-)
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    A sock monkey - i'm screwed!

    Now, if my twatwaffle co-worker was here today (she couldn't handle the 20 min bus ride because it snowed) i can totally outrun her!
  • Jawa_Express
    Jawa_Express Posts: 1
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    A chair...
  • nymphis
    nymphis Posts: 59 Member
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    My partner's computer desk and chair ... all good weapons yeah ...
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    I may be in luck, I have my 40oz stainless steel Klean Kanteen to my left, when filled with water, it has some heft and should hold up for a few zombie bashings... other than that, just throwing tic tacs and hope they are OCD zombies and have to stop and count them all while I escape.. run away....
  • mv0912
    mv0912 Posts: 30 Member
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    A post-it pop up dispenser. . .

    Maybe I can leave little notes to the living to come find and help me.

    Everyone knows Zombies can't read. . . :heart:
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,386 Member
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    calculator, stapler, printer and pen. looks like I will be throwing and running!
  • mistresseeyore
    mistresseeyore Posts: 717 Member
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    Couch with stuff on it. So many weapons to the left.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    My Awkward Family Photos one a day calendar....

    I'm screwed.
  • VictorianJade
    VictorianJade Posts: 705 Member
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    My kick-butt metal water bottle.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Hunh..that's fitting...

    I'm fighting zombies with a bong.

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