Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    a cup full of pens, highlighters and markers. :laugh:
  • itsmskimmichelle
    itsmskimmichelle Posts: 68 Member
    My dog [Shiba]. She's not a fighter so I'm not sure how that'll turn out O_o
  • DeeJayTJ
    DeeJayTJ Posts: 355 Member
    darn, guess im dead..the iphone is the closest to me at my left. next is the stapler :(
  • southofmadness
    southofmadness Posts: 316 Member
    Its not looking good unless these are Sean of the Dead Zombies. (Killer Movie BTW)

    Good lord!! Are you trying to say Shaun of the Dead?


    Fail.

    i was ...thanks...fixed :) must have had Sean Connery on the brain
  • SammieGetsFit
    SammieGetsFit Posts: 432 Member
    Immediately? An empty Styrofoam cup.
    And then? A napkin

    You know all that litter you see in apocalypse movies? Yeah, that's apparently because of me...
  • Syntax_Error
    Syntax_Error Posts: 77 Member
    My desk phone......I'm screwed.
  • aerdna88
    aerdna88 Posts: 74 Member
    Hmm...a high chair.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    I has one of those paper cutters. It's dull as *kitten* though.
  • bettyford4202
    bettyford4202 Posts: 43 Member
    My closet. Hmm... At least I can hie for a little while.
  • tinkermommc
    tinkermommc Posts: 558 Member
    knitting needles...That could be interesting ;-)
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    A sock monkey - i'm screwed!

    Now, if my twatwaffle co-worker was here today (she couldn't handle the 20 min bus ride because it snowed) i can totally outrun her!
  • Jawa_Express
    Jawa_Express Posts: 1
    A chair...
  • nymphis
    nymphis Posts: 59 Member
    My partner's computer desk and chair ... all good weapons yeah ...
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    I may be in luck, I have my 40oz stainless steel Klean Kanteen to my left, when filled with water, it has some heft and should hold up for a few zombie bashings... other than that, just throwing tic tacs and hope they are OCD zombies and have to stop and count them all while I escape.. run away....
  • mv0912
    mv0912 Posts: 30 Member
    A post-it pop up dispenser. . .

    Maybe I can leave little notes to the living to come find and help me.

    Everyone knows Zombies can't read. . . :heart:
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,343 Member
    calculator, stapler, printer and pen. looks like I will be throwing and running!
  • mistresseeyore
    mistresseeyore Posts: 717 Member
    Couch with stuff on it. So many weapons to the left.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    My Awkward Family Photos one a day calendar....

    I'm screwed.
  • VictorianJade
    VictorianJade Posts: 705 Member
    My kick-butt metal water bottle.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Hunh..that's fitting...

    I'm fighting zombies with a bong.
  • ArnStar
    ArnStar Posts: 44
    My laptop. I guess I can show them my PowerPoint presentation and bore them to death.
  • Seesaa
    Seesaa Posts: 451
    double walled 24 oz cup.
    so i'd say my chances are 50/50 really...

    or the coffee table/stand it is on, but that might be a bit bulky...so really...i have to be logical about it lol
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    A portable heater, whirring away! I can make a weapon out of it.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Today I have a set of plans to Westgreen Medical Building which houses several operating rooms, exam rooms, break rooms, rest rooms, showers, etc. On the second floor there is a satellite VA medical hospital. These plans show every exit/entrance/opening in the building. Also, it has an emergency generator that means that when the rest of the power goes out, this building would still have power and twinkies. Twinkies and narcotics.

    I win. Again.
  • kentonplant
    kentonplant Posts: 9
    Upper Left is Newly sharpen Katana, Middle Left is Fitbit, Lower left is my daughter's Dora the Explorer toy guitar...Dora it is! ¡Vámonos!


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  • AsaraFuriosa
    AsaraFuriosa Posts: 293 Member
    In Zombieland the #1 rule is cardio, #18 is limber up ;)
  • sr823204
    sr823204 Posts: 53 Member
    Well, a handful of pens and a cup of binder clips.

    (Not my weapon of choice. I think I'm screwed!!) :)
  • eayal002
    eayal002 Posts: 186
    Bengay and a can of lysol, I'm screwed.
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Bengay and a can of lysol, I'm screwed.

    I would think you could just about make napalm with that...
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    The base to my wireless headset...looks like I'm trippin' some friends! :laugh:

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