Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • Spruillie03
    Spruillie03 Posts: 155 Member
    A notebook. Hm. Plan B: outrun the poster above me.
  • eayal002
    eayal002 Posts: 186
    Bengay and a can of lysol, I'm screwed.

    I would think you could just about make napalm with that...

    I'll research that see how it goes, one of the two has to flammable think the Lysol but if Feds show up at my door I'm sending them your way lol
  • fatty_to_fitty
    fatty_to_fitty Posts: 544 Member
    Its not looking good unless these are Sean of the Dead Zombies. (Killer Movie BTW)

    Good lord!! Are you trying to say Shaun of the Dead?


    Fail.

    Stop being a troller and a bully you can spell it that way... Sean Connery! It's Irish, like OMG chello!

    P.s. right now I have a razor and mint face mask as my weapon.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    A heavy duty 5 hole puncher ith handle. Hmmmmm I might be able to use that
  • MrFatLegs
    MrFatLegs Posts: 149 Member
    a credit card bill......
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,343 Member
    My laptop. I guess I can show them my PowerPoint presentation and bore them to death.

    awesome! that was classic
  • trooper605
    trooper605 Posts: 31 Member
    I will tell them about "Hope and Change".....That will give me atleast 4 years.....LMAO
  • fguillory
    fguillory Posts: 291
    a skein of yarn....oh crap I am doomed.
  • AliDarling
    AliDarling Posts: 373
    my cat.
  • missfluffyuk
    missfluffyuk Posts: 245
    A bright red couch.

    Maybe I can just lie on it and they'll assume the couch use to be white & I'm dead...
  • shanna0413
    shanna0413 Posts: 600 Member
    a mug of tea hmmm guess I can burn them
  • jlnk
    jlnk Posts: 188 Member
    A high chair...
  • JekJekums
    JekJekums Posts: 32 Member
    my cat.

    this is my favourite!!

    i have a tv remote. typical fatty...
  • G30Grrl
    G30Grrl Posts: 377 Member
    My "Attitude of Gratitude" coffee mug. Cool; my weapon has a handle! I can smash zombie heads in, but only AFTER finishing my coffee!
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    C-4
  • kittycat613
    kittycat613 Posts: 55 Member
    My subzero stainless steel water bottle. So, I MAY have a chance. LOL.
  • grimmaster1983
    grimmaster1983 Posts: 89
    a ten pound note, i could bribe them to escape :D
  • hailzp
    hailzp Posts: 903 Member
    My calculator! :ohwell: :grumble:
  • Jettatastic
    Jettatastic Posts: 22
    The couch. Guess I'm blocking!
  • AliDarling
    AliDarling Posts: 373
    lol looks like we're all dead... least we'll come back and have lots of company
  • beskimoosh
    beskimoosh Posts: 375 Member
    I've got a cushion... well, that's me gone!
  • NaturalFatty
    NaturalFatty Posts: 3 Member
    Manila Folder! They will be getting tons of painful paper cuts from me lol
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    a glass table/floor lamp combo with two ferns on it, so I can hide behind the ferns and maybe see the light all at the same time
    cus there is not a damn thing I can do with this to save my life,,,, kisses my butt goodbye!:sick:
  • Pronoiac
    Pronoiac Posts: 304
    The red Sreamline stapler (yes, right out of Office Space) Solid and just heavy enough...not very efficient but it would do the trick.
  • midmomike2
    midmomike2 Posts: 213
    my son's "spider-bot"...some sort of mechanical,robotic spider...may distract them long enough for me to get away...time to put the cardio to use!
  • Pronoiac
    Pronoiac Posts: 304
    The couch. Guess I'm blocking!

    ^^^ Now that's the spirit that gets ya through the zombie uprising!
  • MindyBlack
    MindyBlack Posts: 954 Member
    Piano.
    I could either block the doors with it or play it. My playing would likely send them packing. I'll have to see what the situation best calls for.
  • h0m36r0wn
    h0m36r0wn Posts: 33
    40+ milk crates full of records... or should I say frisbees of death!
  • cawood2
    cawood2 Posts: 177 Member
    It's either the bag of snap peas and baby carrots or the three hole punch... I can see the potential in that one. THWACK!!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    Crap......all I got is a remote.....,
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