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Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • emmalene1984
    emmalene1984 Posts: 137 Member
    a gazillion pairs of shoes, shoe rack, water bottle filled with water and a broken office chair. reckon I will survive about an hour with those weapons! :-(
  • Fnarkk
    Fnarkk Posts: 61 Member
    Hmm, a pair of solid wood doors... heavy hinges... metal doorknobs... ok, with a few hours I can make everything from a spiky club and shield to a crossbow but in a few minutes I can make a sap (hinges in my socks for extra wallop) or perhaps a metal-shod quarterstaff with the doorknobs at the ends for that loving touch.
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    A small paring knife...it did a wonder on my thumb 10 minutes ago...I am up for some serious close in hand to hand combat with them Walkers (homage to Robert Kirkland)...
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    C-4

    LIE! You have a stapler & a jar for your sunflower seeds...you're just as f***ed as the rest of us!
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    My left fist but he always brings his friend right fist or as I like to call em Lightening and Thunder..........I'm gonna bring a storm of boom on their face!
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  • HeikkiLaukkanen
    HeikkiLaukkanen Posts: 123 Member
    You don't have to be faster than the zombies, just faster than your friends. I have my running shoes nearby and I'm confident I can outrun my friends!
  • LeSsOvMe
    LeSsOvMe Posts: 115 Member
    I'm safe. It's a roll of packing tape!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    Nuff said...
  • schavarry
    schavarry Posts: 18
    C-4

    LIE! You have a stapler & a jar for your sunflower seeds...you're just as f***ed as the rest of us!

    Ha ha ha! That is hilarious! :laugh:
  • Erin51
    Erin51 Posts: 35
    I will tell them about "Hope and Change".....That will give me atleast 4 years.....LMAO

    Laughing so hard...tears down my face...good thing I wasn't taking a drink!
  • n003k
    n003k Posts: 58
    Either a Mosin Nagant M91/30 (Hard Left) or AR15 (To my left on the wall)
  • MLAnniRoc
    MLAnniRoc Posts: 67
    A calculator... I will math them to death! ...errr, or re-death!
  • ChunkyFunkyMonkey
    ChunkyFunkyMonkey Posts: 23
    My 2012 diary, or my passport. I will efficiently plan my days out running them?
  • Cindy311
    Cindy311 Posts: 780 Member
    A computer speaker....death unto all zombies!
  • ChunkyFunkyMonkey
    ChunkyFunkyMonkey Posts: 23
    My left fist but he always brings his friend right fist or as I like to call em Lightening and Thunder..........I'm gonna bring a storm of boom on their face!
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    BAHAHAHA!!! Too good
  • JackKsavestheday
    JackKsavestheday Posts: 182 Member
    salt shaker!! take that zombies
  • Greyseal
    Greyseal Posts: 6
    A glass of Rum on the rocks! Oh yeah, I'm ready!
  • cheerz465
    cheerz465 Posts: 22
    My Guitar Hero guitar...I will intimidate them with my mad skills on the wii.
  • finding_my_way
    finding_my_way Posts: 174 Member
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    Nuff said...

    this
  • Hoppymom
    Hoppymom Posts: 1,158 Member
    Big pile of bills. They'll die of heart attacks from that...oh hell, they're already dead. Ummmm. a cloth-covered rope coiled bowl with a tape measure and thank-you notes. .....I got nothin'. Can I go downstairs and use the other computer??? Then I'd be freeking unstopable. The guncase is down there full of guns and ammo. :bigsmile: WIN!
  • hperowl
    hperowl Posts: 234 Member
    CD player and a bunch of CD's...OOOOOO..Michael Jackson's Thriller!!! Ah yeah, kickin' it old school! If I don't charm them with song, maybe I can blend in!
  • MLAnniRoc
    MLAnniRoc Posts: 67
    CD player and a bunch of CD's...OOOOOO..Michael Jackson's Thriller!!! Ah yeah, kickin' it old school! If I don't charm them with song, maybe I can blend in!

    The irony of the zombie apocalypse and Thriller is just awesome. =)
  • Bysshe
    Bysshe Posts: 428 Member
    a skein of yarn....oh crap I am doomed.

    No your not... make a trap that ties them up when they walk in. Gives you time to find a new weapon!
  • ludeo
    ludeo Posts: 75
    pillow.... dammmnnn
  • torinoel14
    torinoel14 Posts: 41 Member
    My left fist but he always brings his friend right fist or as I like to call em Lightening and Thunder..........I'm gonna bring a storm of boom on their face!
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    I am going to spend the apocalypse hiding behind you.
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
    Chainsaw, duh.
  • Gingerlockz
    Gingerlockz Posts: 35 Member
    A shovel..
  • Fnarkk
    Fnarkk Posts: 61 Member
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    Nuff said...

    THIS. IS. AWESOME!!! Attach a generator to them and you can solve the energy crisis!!!! Err, are zombies considered 'green'?
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Styrofoam coffee cup with coffee sludge in the bottom.
  • diddypants
    diddypants Posts: 29
    A case of 25 year old Stroh's.....one would surely just about kill anything.
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