Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • hperowl
    hperowl Posts: 234 Member
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    CD player and a bunch of CD's...OOOOOO..Michael Jackson's Thriller!!! Ah yeah, kickin' it old school! If I don't charm them with song, maybe I can blend in!
  • MLAnniRoc
    MLAnniRoc Posts: 67
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    CD player and a bunch of CD's...OOOOOO..Michael Jackson's Thriller!!! Ah yeah, kickin' it old school! If I don't charm them with song, maybe I can blend in!

    The irony of the zombie apocalypse and Thriller is just awesome. =)
  • Bysshe
    Bysshe Posts: 428 Member
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    a skein of yarn....oh crap I am doomed.

    No your not... make a trap that ties them up when they walk in. Gives you time to find a new weapon!
  • ludeo
    ludeo Posts: 75
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    pillow.... dammmnnn
  • torinoel14
    torinoel14 Posts: 41 Member
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    My left fist but he always brings his friend right fist or as I like to call em Lightening and Thunder..........I'm gonna bring a storm of boom on their face!
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    I am going to spend the apocalypse hiding behind you.
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
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    Chainsaw, duh.
  • Gingerlockz
    Gingerlockz Posts: 35 Member
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    A shovel..
  • Fnarkk
    Fnarkk Posts: 61 Member
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    Nuff said...

    THIS. IS. AWESOME!!! Attach a generator to them and you can solve the energy crisis!!!! Err, are zombies considered 'green'?
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
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    Styrofoam coffee cup with coffee sludge in the bottom.
  • diddypants
    diddypants Posts: 29
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    A case of 25 year old Stroh's.....one would surely just about kill anything.
  • bekkaL85
    bekkaL85 Posts: 133 Member
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    My mother in law's Christmas feast, and some form of launching device. Cruel, I know. But I gotta do something to stop them.

    Can't we just launch MY mother-in-law from the launching device into the zombie mob? I'm pretty sure they would die of starvation that way!
  • 3dimesdown
    3dimesdown Posts: 9
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    Swingline stapler. Score.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    40+ milk crates full of records... or should I say frisbees of death!
    See how that worked in Shaun of the Dead.
  • tjpinch
    tjpinch Posts: 87 Member
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    My son's race car track...
  • Frappuzzino
    Frappuzzino Posts: 342 Member
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    A stand up fan. I'm screwed.
  • reactor25
    reactor25 Posts: 146 Member
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    A dress form -- not so good, but not the worst...
  • weisses
    weisses Posts: 14
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    Can of Pepsi and a subwoofer... I'm screwed.
  • k1ngfl1pper
    k1ngfl1pper Posts: 46 Member
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    My M1943 Field Jacket. At least I'll be warm...
  • thepanttherlady
    thepanttherlady Posts: 258 Member
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    File folders....I will paper cut my way to safety!

    Then again I have a telephone, trash can and door all to my left. I can always just close and lock it! :D
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    Blade off the paper cutter to my left. I could easily use it as a machete!

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