Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • bekkaL85
    bekkaL85 Posts: 133 Member
    My mother in law's Christmas feast, and some form of launching device. Cruel, I know. But I gotta do something to stop them.

    Can't we just launch MY mother-in-law from the launching device into the zombie mob? I'm pretty sure they would die of starvation that way!
  • 3dimesdown
    3dimesdown Posts: 9
    Swingline stapler. Score.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    40+ milk crates full of records... or should I say frisbees of death!
    See how that worked in Shaun of the Dead.
  • tjpinch
    tjpinch Posts: 87 Member
    My son's race car track...
  • Frappuzzino
    Frappuzzino Posts: 342 Member
    A stand up fan. I'm screwed.
  • reactor25
    reactor25 Posts: 146 Member
    A dress form -- not so good, but not the worst...
  • weisses
    weisses Posts: 14
    Can of Pepsi and a subwoofer... I'm screwed.
  • k1ngfl1pper
    k1ngfl1pper Posts: 46 Member
    My M1943 Field Jacket. At least I'll be warm...
  • thepanttherlady
    thepanttherlady Posts: 258 Member
    File folders....I will paper cut my way to safety!

    Then again I have a telephone, trash can and door all to my left. I can always just close and lock it! :D
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Blade off the paper cutter to my left. I could easily use it as a machete!
  • weisses
    weisses Posts: 14
    A stand up fan. I'm screwed.

    Take off the safety screen, sharpen the blades, boom. :) You're safe.
  • Slove009
    Slove009 Posts: 364 Member
    A door that locks. I will slam it shut and run for mah life!!!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    my printer. Hard to swing around (no handle) but heay enough to bash in some zombie brains :)
  • reactor25
    reactor25 Posts: 146 Member
    I don't know how quick on the draw you'll be...
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    A bag of wasabi almonds.

    I could throw them in their eyes and make them cry? Do zombies cry?
  • jeffrodgers1
    jeffrodgers1 Posts: 991 Member
    My mother in law's Christmas feast, and some form of launching device. Cruel, I know. But I gotta do something to stop them.

    Can't we just launch MY mother-in-law from the launching device into the zombie mob? I'm pretty sure they would die of starvation that way!

    No... Let's use mine. She'll nag them to death.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Light saber.
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    an empty bowl with a fork in it, bowl is my shield and the fork is my sword.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    A stand up fan. I'm screwed.

    That blows!

    JM
  • Frappuzzino
    Frappuzzino Posts: 342 Member
    A stand up fan. I'm screwed.

    Take off the safety screen, sharpen the blades, boom. :) You're safe.

    They're plastic blades, and this thing would never provide enough power to chop a zombie's head off. :P I think I could make the metal safety screen and base work better for me.
  • kristal_1973
    kristal_1973 Posts: 33 Member
    My Kindle Fire...hmmm, that could be interesting....
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    A bag of wasabi almonds.

    I could throw them in their eyes and make them cry? Do zombies cry?

    Only when I stab them in the eye with my fork
  • whencynstops
    whencynstops Posts: 109 Member
    My evil cat... score! I'm safe!
  • cryssybaby77
    cryssybaby77 Posts: 22 Member
    Glass of water with Ice..woohoo
  • BlondeLisa1
    BlondeLisa1 Posts: 106 Member
    Light saber.

    I think we have a winner!

    A brass lamp. Bring it on!
  • Strobins05
    Strobins05 Posts: 716
    A bag of wasabi almonds.

    I could throw them in their eyes and make them cry? Do zombies cry?
    I want some....
  • weisses
    weisses Posts: 14
    a gazillion pairs of shoes, shoe rack, water bottle filled with water and a broken office chair. reckon I will survive about an hour with those weapons! :-(

    Any stilletos? If ya do, sharpen the heels!
  • iuangina
    iuangina Posts: 691 Member
    Scanner and a water bottle
  • digitalmayhap
    digitalmayhap Posts: 141 Member
    L115A3 AWM

    (google it)
  • oreoaddict
    oreoaddict Posts: 30 Member
    My grade book.....maybe if I show him the grades it might kill him...lol
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