you know when your overweight when....

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  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
    This happened to me today :(

    when you are on the floor doing crunches and your dogs run over to see if you are ok.


    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • tlwinky
    tlwinky Posts: 20 Member
    when you can no longer use the excuse that your clothes drier is shrinking your denim, because your sweat pants are super tight on you too!

    Perhaps my clothes drier is malfunctioning and shrinking ALL my clothes??? Could that be it???
  • TomsGirl86
    TomsGirl86 Posts: 26
    My local kebab shop knows my boyfriend's name, address and order simply by the sound of his voice!

    Not mine, because i don't order haha.

    Now that he only has them on occassion, their reponse to his call is "Hey Thomas! Long time no see...everything ok?"
  • MelyCastillo
    MelyCastillo Posts: 18 Member
    when you look at your pictures Before-After and then you want to disapp:embarassed: ear
  • tikanique
    tikanique Posts: 54 Member
    when your underwear are so big they can be mistaken for pillow cases. (not mine!!)
  • GinNouveau
    GinNouveau Posts: 143 Member
    When visiting friends and you automatically go for the seat with a throw pillow to cover your stomach when you sit down. (PS Throw pillows aren't magical)
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    When you have to wear a few tops at different lengths to disguise your muffin top!

    You wear jumpers/hoodies/cardigans even when you're about to die of heat stroke to cover your wobbly bits!

    When you only wear spanx as underwear and they have no effect!!

    When buying clothes all tops/dresses have to have at least 3/4 length sleeves to cover the bingo wings.

    When you have to pull your trousers up EVERYTIME you stand up because your fat *kitten* forces them down when you sit down and you don't want people to see you're wearing spanx when you stand up!

    When you have back boobs.... Hate them!!
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
    My apologies in advance.......

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  • ShadowSoldier23
    ShadowSoldier23 Posts: 321 Member
    My apologies in advance.......

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    Lmao! I don't even watch the catch the skinny people. I duck so I don't get knocked out, which would be my luck!
  • charm_quark
    charm_quark Posts: 315 Member
    your dad says secretly to your mother:

    "Is our daughter pregnant???"
  • lloydrt
    lloydrt Posts: 1,121 Member
    when you decide to quit your job and become a professinal sumo wrestler......

    or you stand in front of the micro wave that you just loaded your dinner in, and scream "HURRY HURRY HURRY"

    or your as is now so big, it requires 2 zip codes..............

    or when your most favorite meal is " seconds"

    or when asked what you want on your hamburger and you reply......., "A hotdog."
  • mary35699
    mary35699 Posts: 22 Member
    When you go shopping with one of your skinny friends, and they trick you into going into one to their stores. But oh wait forget about fitting in the clothes I can't fit though the door of the closets the call dressing rooms.
  • piercedanatomy
    piercedanatomy Posts: 28 Member
    You choose to go into the handicapped bathroom stall vs the regular because you're not sure you can straddle the toilet far enough to get the door shut past your *kitten*.
  • armorflamemusicman
    armorflamemusicman Posts: 12 Member
    when you drop something and think to yourself, "...do I really need it?"
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
    When you finally finished buttoned your shirt for about 10 minutes, let out one breath, and three buttons pop off. :noway:

    Happened to me plenty of times! :cry:
  • callherbeautyxo
    callherbeautyxo Posts: 124 Member
    when your face gets so fat to the point where your eyes look like your chinese
  • rch4285
    rch4285 Posts: 3
    1.You're over 45 and someone asks if you are pregnant.

    2.you can't tie your shoes without sitting down

    3. Stomach keeps you from bending over

    4. The motor on your drivers seat keeps burning out
  • DominoFrost
    DominoFrost Posts: 68
    When you realize you'd definitely never pass for the weight (you may or may not have lied on) on your driver's license.
  • thoma74
    thoma74 Posts: 187 Member
    I had lots of signs but my final one was when I started knocking things over with my *kitten*. Including my kids. Doh.

    LMAO omg I have done the same thing!! Now it's getting better, but I've always been SO embarrassed when I would do that!
  • sarahsmom1
    sarahsmom1 Posts: 1,501 Member
    when you drop something and think to yourself, "...do I really need it?"

    love this one, made me laugh a lot
  • GBO323
    GBO323 Posts: 333 Member
    The wife calls hubby at work in a panic because her bra just broke. She wants hubby to go pick one up at Lane Bryant. He asks her "what size" and she says..."Just try some on. Your man-boobs are the same size as mine!"
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
    you wait for your parents to go to bed so you can bake a whole batch of chocolate chip cookies and eat them all before they woke up and knew what happened. :(:
  • L2M1D52
    L2M1D52 Posts: 616 Member
    You have to hold you breath to tie your shoes.

    the worst. Not only that but you have to take breather breaks between shoes. SAD.

    This was me, I had to sit and suck in my stomach, take a breath out and then take a break between shoes. Ugh.
  • L2M1D52
    L2M1D52 Posts: 616 Member
    When visiting friends and you automatically go for the seat with a throw pillow to cover your stomach when you sit down. (PS Throw pillows aren't magical)


    Omg, that is so me! I do that even in my own house. LoL
  • karagav
    karagav Posts: 172 Member
    when people start wondering where half the pie that was left on the counter went overnight, and you have them convinced that you must've slept-walked into the kitchen and ate it by 'accident'. true story right here!!
  • lackie09
    lackie09 Posts: 123 Member
    bumping for later
  • karagav
    karagav Posts: 172 Member
    bump...this needs to continue :)
  • messyinthekitchen
    messyinthekitchen Posts: 662 Member
    I kind of feel bad saying this but since you guys don't know her.

    My friend says to me you know you need to lose weight when your on top of your man and your bellies are smacking together.
  • Debbie7746
    Debbie7746 Posts: 11
    When you get on the floor to play with your 3-year old, and it takes two adult men to pull you up from the floor because you can't get up.

    This is so true..I have health issues and of course overweight . Also RA(rheumatoid arthritis) all over and I get afraid if I happen to accidently fall( if my husband is working and gone away and won't be home for 2 days) I would have to lay there till he came home because there is no way I could get myself up off the floor without help..I can relate to a LOT of these comments,, Some was hilarious but others so sad because I have been there and still there. Go to restaurant and have to scope out the area to see where to sit us(some booths are wide enough if the table is not glued to the wall and you can slide it out and then sit down first and then hubby has to have whatever room is left. Good luck to everyone on their journey of trying to lose weight ..Wish me luck and you can add me if you want since I need encouragement to get thru this weight loss. : )
  • GemaG
    GemaG Posts: 142
    :laugh:
    When you can't see your wiener without bending over and you give yourself a stitch wiping your backside! :sad:

    Not pretty :mad:

    Thankfully the wiener and me and me are now reunited :love: :laugh:
    LMAO
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