I hate exercise. Help?

what exercise experience have you had so far?

-I've tried to be a runner. I want to like it so much, but I don't.
-I've tried yoga. I want to be a yogi! But it makes my back hurt? Clearly I'm doing something wrong.
-I have an exercise bike in my living room. It's ok but boring and, to be honest, I'd rather just sit on my couch and watch tv. Haha.
-I've tried dancey stuff. I have dvds, but I feel silly and sweaty and like I want to sit down.
-I've tried pilates. If there was anything that I didn't HATE it would be this. But it still doesn't inspire me to get up and do it often.
-I've done random machines at the gym. That stair thing, elliptical and the rower machine. Blah.

I don't know. I've tried different stuff. I think I'm just lazy and unsure of how to overcome that. I wish I was one of those people who loved to go for a run or just couldn't wait for their yoga class that night. But, I'd rather watch The Bachelor on my couch. And this is where my problem begins.

I'm writing to give you a kick up the backside because as much as your friends love you, they won't be as harsh as is needed.

Running - boring+ on your own
Yoga - boring + on your own
Pilates - boring +on your own
Home DVDs - on your own
Gym machines - on your own
bike at home - On your own

Do you see a recurring theme?

You need to first decide you want to get fit/lose weight. Once you've done that, get over the fact you hate exercise! You do the house work, go to your daily job etc. do you like them? i bet there are mornings where you can't be arsed with work or housework but you have to do it, right? Think of exercise like that to begin with. I think you need someone to motivate you, either get a workout partner or a trainer if you can afford it.

i don't know if you know, but exercise will make you sweat! if you don't sweat working out, then you're not doing it right! Find something different and interesting. If you really need a push, see if you can find any boot camp sessions. The guys and gals that run those are there to kick your *kitten*! You may hate them by the first 5 mins but you need it!!

I hate to be so frank but you need to get a grip and just get on with it. If you want results you will do it. Sitting on the couch for hours on end will only make you a less fit person and you are more likely to have bone loss/osteoporosis, obesity and to be really frank, early death.

Assess what is more important to you. The programme on the tv and sitting on your *kitten*, not improving how you feel and look OR a healthy life with more energy, muscle tone, weight loss, strength and confidence? I bet you're not happy with what you see in the mirror, the only person who can change that is YOU!

WOW. Jesus Christ. Ask and you shall receive I suppose. Haha.

I appreciate those of you giving constructive and positive advice and personal experiences. Those of you who just called me lazy (duh, I already said that) and want me to just get off my *kitten*, I did not ask to be chastised. I do have a job where I'm standing and walking all day and I do that 5 days a week. I do stay within a decent calorie range. I don't sit around watching tv all day.

To the person who quoted Office Space: I love that movie more than you know.

To the person who said I watched crappy tv: Who cares? I like it. And I'm pretty sure that has nothing to do with Fitness OR Exercise OR my original question at all. SUCK IT.

Some of you actually gave me very good advice. You are the people who should actually have posting privileges. To those who are just self-righteous, have superiority complexes or just had a bad day - I'm sorry you feel the need to take it out on strangers. I hope it gets better.