If I eat canned salmon without the salmon

badgerbadger1
badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
edited November 8 in Chit-Chat
Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?

Or do I need to eat a live fish?
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  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
    If what I read earlier is correct, so long as you blend it with a cup of coffee, you're good.

    mmmm, coffeefish
  • TrophyWifeSass
    TrophyWifeSass Posts: 490 Member
    I think you are hungry, your snark is out of the box! Making me laugh, always a good thing:laugh:
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    If what I read earlier is correct, so long as you blend it with a cup of coffee, you're good.

    mmmm, coffeefish

    I think that might be too many calories. I don't want to end up going up to 95 lbs here!!!!!
  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
    coffee is a diuretic - so you'll lose weight!

    magic!
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    Orly??? I heard chocolate was both a diuretic and a weight loss aid. Should I stop after 2lbs of chocolate a day??
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
    Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?
  • Bradozzz85
    Bradozzz85 Posts: 46
    Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?

    WIN
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?

    Only if you weigh it after you've removed the water. Sorry, you took me there. ;-)
  • NemesisJRM
    NemesisJRM Posts: 248 Member
    Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?

    am i the only one who thought of ben and jerry's Phish food ice cream after reading this?
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?

    am i the only one who thought of ben and jerry's Phish food ice cream?

    They have this???
  • xMedullaOblongatax
    xMedullaOblongatax Posts: 136
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BQFv83QJ2Y
  • NemesisJRM
    NemesisJRM Posts: 248 Member
    Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?

    am i the only one who thought of ben and jerry's Phish food ice cream?

    They have this???

    They do in the UK its epic yummyness

    ben--jerrys-phish-food-58197.jpg?1178174401
  • rschmmidt
    rschmmidt Posts: 296
    If you eat canned salmon without the salmon, doesn't that mean you just eat the can?
  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
    you fill the can with coffee, then its water
  • kyle4jem
    kyle4jem Posts: 1,400 Member
    Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?

    am i the only one who thought of ben and jerry's Phish food ice cream?
    They have this???
    They do in the UK its epic yummyness
    ben--jerrys-phish-food-58197.jpg?1178174401
    Haven't had phish food in yonks! Cherry Garcia is also yummy!

    But I grew up with Nardini's ice cream so am really fussy about my ice cream. :tongue:
  • mrlazy1967
    mrlazy1967 Posts: 285 Member
    Are you a cat?
    My cat likes a bowl of water with tuna in it.
  • L4SYTHE
    L4SYTHE Posts: 10
    mmmmm...phish food
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?

    Or do I need to eat a live fish?

    This post made about as much sense as..

    alienpred2-2.jpg

    Granted part of me just wanted to post that awesome image. You jelly?
  • KimmieBrie
    KimmieBrie Posts: 825 Member
    If I squeeze some lemon on my salmon can.... is it still a salmon can? Yes! I mean :noway: so confuzzled :huh:
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    chocolate will make you poop, and that can will hurt on the way out...... unless you are a goat. Are you a goat? because if you are, it should be fine...... throw some thistles in with it to get your fiber though.
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    If you eat canned salmon without the salmon, doesn't that mean you just eat the can?

    I don't think the can would count as protein...
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
    Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?

    Or do I need to eat a live fish?

    This post made about as much sense as..

    alienpred2-2.jpg

    Granted part of me just wanted to post that awesome image. You jelly?

    Omg He's so hott....how do you think he weighs??
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?

    Or do I need to eat a live fish?

    This post made about as much sense as..

    alienpred2-2.jpg

    Granted part of me just wanted to post that awesome image. You jelly?

    Omg He's so hott....how do you think he weighs??

    He is sad because on his planet they don't have a lot of meats, just mainly veggies and alcohol. He's addicted to smoking because he has a bad habit of eating a couple people as a late night snack.
  • Kamalka
    Kamalka Posts: 164 Member
    If you eat canned salmon without the salmon, doesn't that mean you just eat the can?

    I don't think the can would count as protein...

    No, it does as mineral...and you should take off the label (including glue) for your diet
  • dodd319
    dodd319 Posts: 228
    Exactly what I was thinking!!! I'm so confused!
    If you eat canned salmon without the salmon, doesn't that mean you just eat the can?
  • DWilbanks
    DWilbanks Posts: 420 Member
    Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?

    Or do I need to eat a live fish?

    Yes it does count toward your water count because you'll need alot of saliva to get the can down. However, I don't recommend you going near any magnets any time soon or at least until your daily visit to the bathroom.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???

    If you are forgetting to eat you should have an iv hooked up at all times. Then you don't ever have to remember.
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
    Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?

    Or do I need to eat a live fish?

    This post made about as much sense as..

    alienpred2-2.jpg

    Granted part of me just wanted to post that awesome image. You jelly?

    Omg He's so hott....how do you think he weighs??

    He is sad because on his planet they don't have a lot of meats, just mainly veggies and alcohol. He's addicted to smoking because he has a bad habit of eating a couple people as a late night snack.

    Does that mean he has no idea that he is missing out on the greatness that is canned salmon without the salmon?
  • DWilbanks
    DWilbanks Posts: 420 Member
    You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???

    It's really simple, you eat when you're cat, dog or fish, tells you to eat, because everyone knows these animals are good at telling time. I think 600 is really too much, I wouldn't go a half a calorie over 500 myself. Also, you have to make sure that you have banana's with every meal. They have the best vitamin Z in case you didn't know it.
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