If I eat canned salmon without the salmon
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Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?
Or do I need to eat a live fish?
This post made about as much sense as..
Granted part of me just wanted to post that awesome image. You jelly?
Omg He's so hott....how do you think he weighs??
He is sad because on his planet they don't have a lot of meats, just mainly veggies and alcohol. He's addicted to smoking because he has a bad habit of eating a couple people as a late night snack.
Does that mean he has no idea that he is missing out on the greatness that is canned salmon without the salmon?
That and since he doesn't have eyes, he'll never be able to see the taste of cinnamon toast crunch!0 -
You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???
It's really simple, you eat when you're cat, dog or fish, tells you to eat, because everyone knows these animals are good at telling time. I think 600 is really too much, I wouldn't go a half a calorie over 500 myself. Also, you have to make sure that you have banana's with every meal. They have the best vitamin Z in case you didn't know it.
Vitamin Z?? You're making that up!!!!0 -
Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?
Or do I need to eat a live fish?
This post made about as much sense as..
Granted part of me just wanted to post that awesome image. You jelly?
Omg He's so hott....how do you think he weighs??
He is sad because on his planet they don't have a lot of meats, just mainly veggies and alcohol. He's addicted to smoking because he has a bad habit of eating a couple people as a late night snack.
Does that mean he has no idea that he is missing out on the greatness that is canned salmon without the salmon?
That and since he doesn't have eyes, he'll never be able to see the taste of cinnamon toast crunch!
Or my awesome buns of steel.
Poor man....uh alien....thing0 -
Will a straw work as a substitute for an IV? I don't have any IVs laying around. Also, what do I put in the IV? Maybe cinnamon toast crunch and bananas? I'm pretty sure I have a vitamin Z deficiency.
God, why is losing wait and eating such rocket surgery?0 -
Will a straw work as a substitute for an IV? I don't have any IVs laying around. Also, what do I put in the IV? Maybe cinnamon toast crunch and bananas? I'm pretty sure I have a vitamin Z deficiency.
God, why is losing wait and eating such rocket surgery?
You should just try the new tapeworm diet. Then you can forget about dieting and eat what you want! Might want to go with two tape worms though!0 -
Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?
Or do I need to eat a live fish?
This post made about as much sense as..
Granted part of me just wanted to post that awesome image. You jelly?
I am a woman, and I was told that this is what I would look like if I lift weights. I don't want to be bulky.0 -
Wow is it Discovery Channel Snark Week already? Sign me up...
PS: I'm a bit traumatized by the Alien. Like is the Alien more or less scary because it shoots pool?0 -
No really, check the net, would I fib? Just ask my cat, he'll tell you I don't.You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???
It's really simple, you eat when you're cat, dog or fish, tells you to eat, because everyone knows these animals are good at telling time. I think 600 is really too much, I wouldn't go a half a calorie over 500 myself. Also, you have to make sure that you have banana's with every meal. They have the best vitamin Z in case you didn't know it.
Vitamin Z?? You're making that up!!!!0 -
<<Or do I need to eat a live fish? >>
Yes0 -
Orly??? I heard chocolate was both a diuretic and a weight loss aid. Should I stop after 2lbs of chocolate a day??
I believe the general rule is 1/2 your body weight in ounces of chocolate each day for proper weight loss. 2 lbs works out to 32 ounces which would mean you only weigh 64 pounds. See...?0 -
You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???
Yes, set a reminder on your phone so you don't forget to eat those ice chips (they will help ease the pain in your throat from eating the can, and they are ZERO CALORIES! Unless you made them out of the salmon water in the can, in which case you're gonna get fat, sorry).
600 cals/day?? Dude, are you trying to gain?0 -
You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???
Yes, set a reminder on your phone so you don't forget to eat those ice chips (they will help ease the pain in your throat from eating the can, and they are ZERO CALORIES! Unless you made them out of the salmon water in the can, in which case you're gonna get fat, sorry).
600 cals/day?? Dude, are you trying to gain?
Oops sorry I meant -600. I eat a lot of negative calorie foods. Like chocolate and canned salmon without the salmon.0 -
Oh yes, so canned salmon without the salmon is negitive calories???0
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Finally someone who makes sense. :drinker:0
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You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???
I don't forget to eat. I'm just never hungry. But I can't lose weight.0 -
Oops sorry I meant -600. I eat a lot of negative calorie foods. Like chocolate and canned salmon without the salmon.
You do realize that eating negative calories counts as exercise, right? You better make sure that you're eating back your eating-negative-calories calories or your metabolism may shut off entirely.0 -
Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up
Is throwing up negative calories?0 -
Will a straw work as a substitute for an IV? I don't have any IVs laying around. Also, what do I put in the IV? Maybe cinnamon toast crunch and bananas? I'm pretty sure I have a vitamin Z deficiency.
God, why is losing wait and eating such rocket surgery?
I would try melted cheese in your IV or "Chuffing the Cheddar" as some addicts call it.
As for Tinned Salmon without the Salmon does this apply to Tinned Tuna as well only it comes in oil or brine and I am getting confused as to what to log it as.0 -
Oops sorry I meant -600. I eat a lot of negative calorie foods. Like chocolate and canned salmon without the salmon.
You do realize that eating negative calories counts as exercise, right? You better make sure that you're eating back your eating-negative-calories calories or your metabolism may shut off entirely.
ROFL :bigsmile:0 -
Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?
Or do I need to eat a live fish?
You need to eat a live fish AND eat a negative calorie food to balance it out.0 -
Oops sorry I meant -600. I eat a lot of negative calorie foods. Like chocolate and canned salmon without the salmon.
You do realize that eating negative calories counts as exercise, right? You better make sure that you're eating back your eating-negative-calories calories or your metabolism may shut off entirely.
What if I just double up my chocolate intake to 4 lbs/day. Oh wait chocolate is negative calories, hrmmmm.
DO I have to exercise??? I mean really? There has to be a better way.0 -
You should limit your canned salmon intake to one can per week because it contains traces of Freddie Mercury.
Freddie was a fisherman before becoming the front man for Queen and even in their early days would supplement his income with regular fishing trips.
Queen fact: Queen were originally to be called "Princes' " after the fish canning company but, both the canning company and the Artist Currently Known as Prince complained. After a brief spell gigging under the name "John West's Tuna Chunks" the band gained royal approval to be known as "Queen".0 -
You are probably just plateauing. Zig zag your calories; alternating days of salmon and chocolate. And don't forget to drink your saliva.0
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If you eat canned salmon without the salmon, doesn't that mean you just eat the can?
LMAO Glad I'm not the only one thinking that!!0 -
Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up
Is throwing up negative calories?
am i the only one who thought of ben and jerry's Phish food ice cream?
They have this???
They do in the UK its epic yummyness
MY FAVORITE!!!!!!0 -
Oops sorry I meant -600. I eat a lot of negative calorie foods. Like chocolate and canned salmon without the salmon.
You do realize that eating negative calories counts as exercise, right? You better make sure that you're eating back your eating-negative-calories calories or your metabolism may shut off entirely.
What if I just double up my chocolate intake to 4 lbs/day. Oh wait chocolate is negative calories, hrmmmm.
DO I have to exercise??? I mean really? There has to be a better way.
Well my sister in law's dog-sitter is totally a doctor, and he says that if you eat food while upside down it counts as exercise, on account of the extra effort your body has to put in to get the food up into your stomach.0 -
If i eat canned salmon without a fork, does this make me an animal?0
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I think if you eat your salmon-less salmon on a bagel with the middle-hollowed out while drinking ice cold water and chewing each bite at least 1000 times, you will lose about 1 lb/week.0
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YOU CAN EAT THE SALMON!!!
Take the salmon out of the tin and drain the juice (set this aside for your water allowance)
Take the salmon (in a suitable container) to your nearest restaraunt
Find someone who has finshed their meal but who's plate is still on the table
Open the container and put your salmon on their plate.
The calories fat etc in the salmon wil now count as part of their daily allowance as it is on their plate not yours
You can now eat the salmon from their plate and it will count as negative calories and therefore you can log it as excercise.
Job done, oh and if you take your own fork you can log it as weight training.
Good luck0 -
Ok about exercise, is it true that I can burn 1200 calories in 15 mins doing finger aerobics?0
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