"Best" online dating site messages you've gotten - share!

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KatieJane83
KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
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So, I was inspired by a message I just received today. Personally, I'm on a dating site to look for a potential relationship, not just a random hookup, lol. I've definitely gotten some pretty entertaining messages though!

My gem from today is, "Mmm, you look yummy! " Omg, I'm def gonna drop everything now and let you eat me up! :noway: :laugh:

So what are some of your faves?
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  • Chloooe22
    Chloooe22 Posts: 41 Member
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    Cant say ive ever been on a dating site but that is quite funny hehehehe

    Hope you find a nice guy xxx :flowerforyou:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    eharmony-rejection.jpg?w=510&h=250
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
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    lol I am on a dating site, and so far it has been different to say the least. My favorite one so far is: "Would you mind me staring into your beautiful eyes while I gently kiss you?" lmao I dont want your eyes staring at me while you are kissing me
  • PeaceLoveVeggies
    PeaceLoveVeggies Posts: 682 Member
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    eharmony-rejection.jpg?w=510&h=250

    *facepalm*
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    My mom is gonna love you.

    :noway:
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    eharmony-rejection.jpg?w=510&h=250

    LOL. Honesty not the best policy in this case I feel.
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
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    Why don't you just pick your pretty little self up and git over here?
  • GinNouveau
    GinNouveau Posts: 143 Member
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    eharmony-rejection.jpg?w=510&h=250

    lmfao. guess a sense of humor didn't make the list of highly compatible traits.
  • ch178
    ch178 Posts: 364 Member
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    eharmony-rejection.jpg?w=510&h=250


    awesome
  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
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    I 65 year old guy asked me if I would have a 3 some with him and his wife... another guys asked if he could buy a pair of my used underwear as apparently he collects those... They didn't get a response :)
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    ahhhh well after answering the stupid questions for 45 minutes, it seem like a very good answer. He get brownie points for honesty
  • Dayna154
    Dayna154 Posts: 910 Member
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    bump could be funny one...
    I was til just recently in the dating game but dont remember any good lines.. lol
  • auticus
    auticus Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Dating sites lol. I gave up on those a couple years ago. The guy to gal ratio is just not something that I am interested in (for every 1 woman on those sites there tend to be 50 or more guys pining after her)

    The best messages I've gotten from those sites is when a woman actually responds to a message. I'll take my chances in the real world as opposed to sending a fish net of 100 messages out to a bunch of people in the hopes that one responds.
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
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    eharmony-rejection.jpg?w=510&h=250

    :noway: :cry:
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    This makes me want to join a dating site just to troll.
  • Landiecat
    Landiecat Posts: 17
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    "Your really ******* sexy, you wanna blow up some balloons for me? I bet you'd be super hott doing it."

    ....erm..
  • Smuterella
    Smuterella Posts: 1,623 Member
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    I was told I looked "very boutique"

    I look like a small and exclusive shop?

    What?
  • Capt_Chev
    Capt_Chev Posts: 93 Member
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    "I want to you sit on my face, so I can taste your *kitten*! "

    I'm not even joking on this one - it was priceless! LOL
  • krissypea79
    krissypea79 Posts: 362 Member
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    "Want the moon? Throw me a lasso" bahahaha....this was from a 42-year old attorney who supposedly makes $175k a year, and enjoys "the smell of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, and tickle fights." hehe. :laugh:
  • Corryn78
    Corryn78 Posts: 215
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    This was after a couple of dates, and me explaining why I didn't think there was a future with us. "well, we could still just hook up if you wanted to do that". wow. yeah...I don't like you enough to date, but certainly random sex would be fine.

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