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OMG!!!! This is vitally important!!!

badgerbadger1
badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
So this morning I get up and look in the mirror and would you believe it I can only count all my ribs on one side of my body. One side!!!!! Can you tell me how I can spot reduce the fat on the other side for this afternoon?? It's really warm out today (-19C) and I need to be able to wear my bikini for the pool party this afternoon.

This is a crisis, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    Also, LOOK AT ME!!!!! I am in need of ATTENTION!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO GET THIS IS WITH EXCESSIVE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND INAPPROPRIATE CAPITALIZATION!!!!!!11111ONE!!!11111
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Hang on, I need to check the phase of the moon first.
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    well...if you do 3000 crunches by this afternoon in a 100degree room...and spit a lot, you just might get there
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    I'm sOrry, but I dOn't really knOw hOw tO help yOu :( i dOn't think yOu can spOt reduce...
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Funny.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I hear pregnant pee works miracles.
  • nikolaim5
    nikolaim5 Posts: 233
    never mind
  • eellis2000
    eellis2000 Posts: 465 Member
    So this morning I get up and look in the mirror and would you believe it I can only count all my ribs on one side of my body. One side!!!!! Can you tell me how I can spot reduce the fat on the other side for this afternoon?? It's really warm out today (-19C) and I need to be able to wear my bikini for the pool party this afternoon.

    This is a crisis, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Go bowling and bowl with your non dominant side or pretend to with weight all day and it should eventually fix the problem.
  • highland_sky
    highland_sky Posts: 27 Member
    You can try to go get a body wrap if you really think it matters.....
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.
  • bevskiwolf
    bevskiwolf Posts: 296 Member
    I just sprayed coffee EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini
  • onedayillbamilf
    onedayillbamilf Posts: 662 Member
    You should see if Groupon has a liposuction coupon and invite some friends for a lipo party!!!
  • aliciagetshealthy
    aliciagetshealthy Posts: 946 Member
    So this morning I get up and look in the mirror and would you believe it I can only count all my ribs on one side of my body. One side!!!!! Can you tell me how I can spot reduce the fat on the other side for this afternoon?? It's really warm out today (-19C) and I need to be able to wear my bikini for the pool party this afternoon.

    This is a crisis, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I hate to break this to you, but I'm pretty sure you were only born with ribs on one side of your body. Have a nice day :flowerforyou:
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    lol
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    BadgerBager1 - your name makes me thing of that video I saw that goes "Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom"

    JM
  • jahnlaw
    jahnlaw Posts: 95 Member
    Maybe side planksrepeatedly during the day? Good luck.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    You should see me on any given Sunday...
  • dababers
    dababers Posts: 135
    ROTFLMBO!!!! Get a new mirror!!!!! Yours is obviously broken!
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    BadgerBager1 - your name makes me thing of that video I saw that goes "Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom"

    JM

    Will you please focus??? I need all hands on deck here.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    If you post a thread about how it's "lose" not "loose" and then a thread about how wrong anyone is who doesn't want to have a muscular, body-builder type physique, that fat will disappear.
  • emilydmac
    emilydmac Posts: 382 Member
    LOL!
  • Edithrenee
    Edithrenee Posts: 546 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    lol
  • frosty73
    frosty73 Posts: 424 Member
    OMG! I JUST LOL'd!!!!!!!!!!!

    Seriously, though, I've noticed my ribs are more pronounced on one side of my body when it's "that time of the month." No matter what I do, no matter how many left-sided crunches and left-sided planks I do, the left ribs just DISAPPEAR during that time!! I've been thinking about starting a grapefruit diet, because I've heard that grapefruit makes your hair shinier and I'm thinking it will also suck in the fat around my ribs. You know, because shiny hair= fat deposits on hair, and that fat had to come from somewhere, right?

    Whew, I think I had too much caffeine this AM! Thanks for the laugh.
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    You should see me on any given Sunday...

    You were in that movie? >:O
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    Where is the LIKE button?!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    You should see me on any given Sunday...

    You were in that movie? >:O

    The one with the guy dressed in a bear suit?
  • jessicaann05
    jessicaann05 Posts: 67
    You must be retaining water. Watch your sodium and drink a lot today!!!! LOL
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    You should see me on any given Sunday...

    You were in that movie? >:O

    The Whole Nine Yards?

    Well, one doesn't like to boast but....
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