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  • duharvalgt
    duharvalgt Posts: 319 Member
    Could you possibly mean the intercostal muscles(they look similar to the shape of ribs and connect to the abdominals) are more developed on one side more than the other?
  • angievaughn
    angievaughn Posts: 655 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    How do you know he doesn't have one on right now???
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    You must be in starvation mode up your calories.
  • I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    You should see me on any given Sunday...

    You were in that movie? >:O

    The one with the guy dressed in a bear suit?

    bearfu*ker, do you need assistance?
  • embersfallen
    embersfallen Posts: 534 Member
    So this morning I get up and look in the mirror and would you believe it I can only count all my ribs on one side of my body. One side!!!!! Can you tell me how I can spot reduce the fat on the other side for this afternoon?? It's really warm out today (-19C) and I need to be able to wear my bikini for the pool party this afternoon.

    This is a crisis, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    walk sideways until precisely 12:37 p.m. Then stand on your head for 21 minutes. Eat 3 peanuts ( anything more will cause you too much sodium and water retention you know!!!!!!!) :drinker: .....and then if all else fails, make a costume, half furry parka , and on your rib showing side, a purple polka dotted bikini. But no wearing GREEN polka dots...or ORANGE. It will make you look fat. :tongue:

    :laugh:

    P.S. Thank you for your grand sense of humor. Totally crabbity clawed today, and your post actually made me laugh. ;)
  • I'm sOrry, but I dOn't really knOw hOw tO help yOu :( i dOn't think yOu can spOt reduce...

    Ha-hah! :D
  • sexycheesemonkey
    sexycheesemonkey Posts: 196 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    You should see me on any given Sunday...

    You were in that movie? >:O

    The one with the guy dressed in a bear suit?

    No no...you're thinking of pedo bear...
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    How do you know he doesn't have one on right now???

    I'm looking through his window, so there!
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    I just sprayed coffee EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

    Careful! That stuff is precious and should be logged as water!
  • Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Jazz flute is for sissies..
  • Williamj
    Williamj Posts: 199 Member

    walk sideways until precisely 12:37 p.m. Then stand on your head for 21 minutes. Eat 3 peanuts ( anything more will cause you too much sodium and water retention you know!!!!!!!) :drinker: .....and then if all else fails, make a costume, half furry parka , and on your rib showing side, a purple polka dotted bikini. But no wearing GREEN polka dots...or ORANGE. It will make you look fat. :tongue:

    I thought this was how you avoided getting pregnant.
  • Art2011
    Art2011 Posts: 15
    You could wear a toga and cover the offending side.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Maybe they voted her off...
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Reported! There are too many mean people on this site! It is my personal responsibility to pick you all off!
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    If you would wear decent clothes when you work out, and not a tutu over leggings, these things wouldn't happen!
  • Shweedog
    Shweedog Posts: 883 Member
    Joking aside- is it the right side you can count them on? If you're tummy has anything in it it can protude, causing less rib visibility on the left.
  • secrets_out
    secrets_out Posts: 684 Member
    To eat right, you got to stay in shape, and that break down in 2 category. Number 1, saying off that junk food and number 2, making exercise. Now, lot of you ladies out there think cut out the carbs, and that big butt shrink right up. My whole thing is this, Karl Malone work out, hard. Now, Karl Malone love them carbs too, especially them Nutter Butter bars, all nuttery and buttery. And that's good food right there, but to get into top-tip shape, Karl Malone work out. And that's why Karl do workout video called (Karl Malone Work Out Video. Buy this right here, and you get a good working out. Until next time, this here Karl Malone
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Jazz flute is for sissies..

    Well I guess I am not taking you to pleasure town...
  • I heard rumors that the thigh master can do wonders for all parts of your body...
  • Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Jazz flute is for sissies..

    Well I guess I am not taking you to pleasure town...

    oh dammit.. it's not letting me post the picture, because it has a bad word -____-

    http://troll.me/images/brick-tamland/when-you-see-it-youll-****-bricks-thumb.jpg

    the **** is *kitten*
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    You should see me on any given Sunday...

    You were in that movie? >:O

    The one with the guy dressed in a bear suit?

    No no...you're thinking of pedo bear...

    I <3 pedo bear almost as much as I love happy cat and goons who have stairs in their house.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    You should see me on any given Sunday...

    You were in that movie? >:O

    The one with the guy dressed in a bear suit?

    bearfu*ker, do you need assistance?

    Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness you know...
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    clearly you need to rotate your body 180 degrees to see the other side.

    and one legged jumping jacks will help reduce on one side only. not sure of the science behind it, but i read it somewhere online.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Reported! There are too many mean people on this site! It is my personal responsibility to pick you all off!

    Reported for reporting. Reporting for posting this thread to begin with.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    How do you know he doesn't have one on right now???

    I'm looking through his window, so there!

    Sheesh, restraining orders aren't what they used to be...
  • kpopa
    kpopa Posts: 515 Member

    walk sideways until precisely 12:37 p.m. Then stand on your head for 21 minutes. Eat 3 peanuts ( anything more will cause you too much sodium and water retention you know!!!!!!!) :drinker: .....and then if all else fails, make a costume, half furry parka , and on your rib showing side, a purple polka dotted bikini. But no wearing GREEN polka dots...or ORANGE. It will make you look fat. :tongue:

    I thought this was how you avoided getting pregnant.

    No, that's jumping backwards on the front lawn in the middle of a snow storm wearing a PINK bikini. Sheesh...get it right... :wink:
  • embersfallen
    embersfallen Posts: 534 Member
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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! that's awesome. Totally want to go watch Goonies now... ;)
  • FITnFIRM4LIFE
    FITnFIRM4LIFE Posts: 818 Member
    Quickly put on bikini after reading this, looked in the mirror..whew!! all my ribs are equal on both sides..But, somebody stole my friggen bellybutton!
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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