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MFP Haiku, because it isn't a proper forum without one...

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  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    sex burns calories
    where's my heart rate monitor
    mood killer for sure

    :laugh: I crown you King of Haiku!

    from a simple mind
    flows forth a simple poem
    a king i am not
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    and the thought of it
    fertilised in love's furnace
    changed my body's shape
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    and the thought of it
    fertilised in love's furnace
    changed my body's shape

    Sounds like you're pregnant.
    There are some things guys can't do.
    Sorry, but it's true.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Bump... I'm amused easy.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Sounds like you're pregnant.
    There are some things guys can't do.
    Sorry, but it's true.

    How very dare you
    I am a human seahorse
    get a hot towel now!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Bumps bring it up
    But the threads are a bust
    Going back to work!
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
    Sometimes losing sucks
    Sixteen chocolate chips, no more
    My sweet mistress laughs
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Sounds like you're pregnant.
    There are some things guys can't do.
    Sorry, but it's true.

    How very dare you
    I am a human seahorse
    get a hot towel now!

    Extra syllable.
    Rebel or haiku failure?
    I'm not your midwife.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Did I kill Haiku?
    Remorse crushes my spirit
    to the ocean floor.
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    Did I kill Haiku?
    Remorse crushes my spirit
    to the ocean floor.

    fear not young poet
    simple prose resurrected
    as the sun rises
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    It is the morning
    As we slept the lbs melted away
    Or did they?
  • CourteneyLove
    CourteneyLove Posts: 246 Member
    Working out feels grand
    A healthy diet helps too
    This is my haiku



    :)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    Extra syllable.
    Rebel or haiku failure?
    I'm not your midwife.

    Artistic licence
    Silent "e" scrambled my brain
    Pregnancy does that
  • DanMason007
    DanMason007 Posts: 8 Member
    lol
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member

    Extra syllable.
    Rebel or haiku failure?
    I'm not your midwife.

    Artistic licence
    Silent "e" scrambled my brain
    Pregnancy does that

    Is that "e" for ecstasy?
    Was it a dream or your drink?
    Use protection.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Is that "e" for ecstasy?
    Was it a dream or your drink?
    Use protection.

    My thoughts are dancing
    With gyrating images
    Of yesterday's girls
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    Bump is for saving
    The board thread until later
    Go write a haiku
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    I work out for treats
    I call them wine calories
    Mine's a cabernet
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I feel compulsion
    To post in Haiku all day
    Throughout the forums
  • lmalaschak
    lmalaschak Posts: 346 Member
    Only 42??
    MFP cake I love you
    Look, I can have two!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Are our haikus right?
    Seventeen syllables, uh...
    Does not look like it. :grumble:
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    4 ten hour shifts
    today is my friday, yeah!
    3 day weekends rock
  • MommyTKD
    MommyTKD Posts: 61 Member
    To Eat or Not To
    Logging Food And Drinks
    Improves Awareness.
  • MillysMission
    MillysMission Posts: 23 Member
    Oh to be a smaller me
    eat less, exercise more
    easy peasy
  • Angelabec
    Angelabec Posts: 505 Member
    today I was sad
    you have all made me smile
    thanks MFP friends

    :)
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,105 Member
    Lift that heavy weight
    As sweat beads down your backside
    Grunt outloud and fart

    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    You all are so cool,
    Doing your best to haiku.
    Who would have guessed?

    You'll waste all your time,
    Finding a haiku or rhyme.
    Don't skip your workout.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Deep inside of you
    Is the power to achieve
    You are beautiful
  • atsteele
    atsteele Posts: 1,358 Member
    Will I ever learn
    That forums lower IQ?
    Sigh. Probably not.
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    mathematical
    conceptualization
    humiliation


    i other words, i suck at math
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