last thing someone said to you...

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  • lyssamichelle
    lyssamichelle Posts: 1,307 Member
    It was a stoner joke. People are not as funny as they think they are..
  • jnance82
    jnance82 Posts: 149
    I said "Have a good rest of your day." Patient said "You too Babe." SMH



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  • DisneyAddictRW
    DisneyAddictRW Posts: 800 Member
    Wait till he's 6!
    (trying to figure out if my son should go to kindergarten or jr k in the fall he's an April bday)
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    See you on Monday - got a long weekend off work, woo hoo!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Have a good day.
  • innerfashionista
    innerfashionista Posts: 451 Member
    Crap, I gotta go pick up my kids.
  • Makethefatcry12
    Makethefatcry12 Posts: 133 Member
    Dong sniffer lol and that would be from my husband. Oh the weird names we make up =)
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    Magoo needs a haircut....
    My scruffy Shih Tzu needs another $50 haircut YAY :grumble:
  • thinby40
    thinby40 Posts: 113
    My six year old son said, "When you were little, what was your name?" I have to write that one down!
  • ahealthy4u
    ahealthy4u Posts: 442 Member
    But mommy, you say what the hell all the time.

    I have got to watch what I say on the phone.

    LOL that is to funny laughs

    The last thing someone said to me today was Thank you lets get together and go out for lunch again. HA and then if Texting counts S/O said he loved me...
  • jessicaann05
    jessicaann05 Posts: 67
    Wear comfy clothes tomorrow...
  • stephiejones
    stephiejones Posts: 54
    joking with my husband who is at work across town...

    Me: Did you fart?

    Husband: No Guuuuu dont' you have work to do, get back to work, I love you stupid...
  • plushkitten
    plushkitten Posts: 547 Member
    "Maybe your just missing out on what meat can really give you."


    (My boyfriend explaining to me why I should break my vegetarianism) ;p lololol
  • m615dan
    m615dan Posts: 40
    "You best fix ya girl"
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    "Thank you for letting me in." No really, that's what was said!
  • devilsangel2
    devilsangel2 Posts: 123 Member
    Sorry we are unavailable to take your call right now......... :yawn:
  • SeanIsMyHomeboy
    SeanIsMyHomeboy Posts: 107 Member
    Mine was a terrible Michael Jackson joke. Oh my god.

    please share, lol!

    It's really bad. I just can't share it.. like, awful.







    funny as hell, though.

    That **** ain't funny, man. Michael Jackson is a musical genius.
  • plushkitten
    plushkitten Posts: 547 Member
    My six year old son said, "When you were little, what was your name?" I have to write that one down!

    Ahahahah, thats the cutest thing I've ever heard.
  • BanjoKd
    BanjoKd Posts: 150
    Did you put this here?
  • rayleansout
    rayleansout Posts: 234
    Oh that feels good!
  • toabetterlifestyle
    toabetterlifestyle Posts: 230
    you're fine baby i still love you. awh, how cute.
  • jaxdiablo
    jaxdiablo Posts: 580
    Magoo needs a haircut....
    My scruffy Shih Tzu needs another $50 haircut YAY :grumble:
    I can buy clippers at wally world for $25, I'll even do the cut for free... lol
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    We still on for Friday night?
  • katkat1717
    katkat1717 Posts: 143 Member
    Stop looking at it!! It'll seem like it'll get bigger faster if you don't look at it.

    Talking about roasting marshmallows over the stove, waiting for it to puff up... that could've been taken so many ways though...
  • ViSabbi
    ViSabbi Posts: 120 Member
    Bye! I don't wanna miss the bus! - then she mumbles walking off because she was telling me about how stressful her life is.
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    I've tried to shave him. It's too hard. he's too thick....
    ...............
    Magoo needs a haircut....
    My scruffy Shih Tzu needs another $50 haircut YAY :grumble:
    I can buy clippers at wally world for $25, I'll even do the cut for free... lol
  • SeanIsMyHomeboy
    SeanIsMyHomeboy Posts: 107 Member
    I've tried to shave him. It's too hard. he's too thick....
    ...............

    this just got weird.
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    :blushing:
    I've tried to shave him. It's too hard. he's too thick....
    ...............

    this just got weird.
  • Dauntlessness
    Dauntlessness Posts: 1,489 Member
    I'd love that sitting on the wall

    IM-The hubby
  • EMarvie
    EMarvie Posts: 335 Member
    10-4 enrte
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