MFP Haiku, because it isn't a proper forum without one...

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    It is the morning
    As we slept the lbs melted away
    Or did they?
  • CourteneyLove
    CourteneyLove Posts: 246 Member
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    Working out feels grand
    A healthy diet helps too
    This is my haiku



    :)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Extra syllable.
    Rebel or haiku failure?
    I'm not your midwife.

    Artistic licence
    Silent "e" scrambled my brain
    Pregnancy does that
  • DanMason007
    DanMason007 Posts: 8 Member
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    lol
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Extra syllable.
    Rebel or haiku failure?
    I'm not your midwife.

    Artistic licence
    Silent "e" scrambled my brain
    Pregnancy does that

    Is that "e" for ecstasy?
    Was it a dream or your drink?
    Use protection.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Is that "e" for ecstasy?
    Was it a dream or your drink?
    Use protection.

    My thoughts are dancing
    With gyrating images
    Of yesterday's girls
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,419 Member
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    Bump is for saving
    The board thread until later
    Go write a haiku
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
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    I work out for treats
    I call them wine calories
    Mine's a cabernet
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I feel compulsion
    To post in Haiku all day
    Throughout the forums
  • lmalaschak
    lmalaschak Posts: 346 Member
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    Only 42??
    MFP cake I love you
    Look, I can have two!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Are our haikus right?
    Seventeen syllables, uh...
    Does not look like it. :grumble:
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
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    4 ten hour shifts
    today is my friday, yeah!
    3 day weekends rock
  • MommyTKD
    MommyTKD Posts: 61 Member
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    To Eat or Not To
    Logging Food And Drinks
    Improves Awareness.
  • MillysMission
    MillysMission Posts: 23 Member
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    Oh to be a smaller me
    eat less, exercise more
    easy peasy
  • Angelabec
    Angelabec Posts: 505 Member
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    today I was sad
    you have all made me smile
    thanks MFP friends

    :)
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,634 Member
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    Lift that heavy weight
    As sweat beads down your backside
    Grunt outloud and fart

    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
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    You all are so cool,
    Doing your best to haiku.
    Who would have guessed?

    You'll waste all your time,
    Finding a haiku or rhyme.
    Don't skip your workout.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Deep inside of you
    Is the power to achieve
    You are beautiful
  • atsteele
    atsteele Posts: 1,358 Member
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    Will I ever learn
    That forums lower IQ?
    Sigh. Probably not.
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
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    mathematical
    conceptualization
    humiliation


    i other words, i suck at math

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