Tales from the Work Toilet

I work from home now. But when I did work in an office - we had a few weeks where they were doing construction in the building. Since there wasn't access to the bathrooms they built a bathroom trailer outside. It actually wasn't that bad. But there were only 3 stalls. Well there was always a line. One time I am in line and this woman comes out of the stall and heads to the sink. Naturally I go in to the stall next. She then bangs on the stall door. Almost gave me a freakin heart attack.. I notice she had left her briefcase in the stall. So I say 'one second Im still going'. She bangs again. Finally I button up and open the door. This psycho is standing with her hands on her hips and says 'I left my case in there on purpose while I washed my hands'.
I said - well there were a lot of people waiting and you can't really occupy the stall with your personal items.
She tells me...and I am dead serious " I can DO what I WANT'.
Oh Ok. - So I smile and reach over a grab her case. (Unwashed hands and all)
Here you go. Have a nice day.
She just stood there in shock.
Seriously shes lucky I didn't outright pee on it.

LOL I like how its like 90% women.

I always thought men were the disgusting sex until I worked as a leasing agent during college at my apartment complex. We would have to clean out abandoned apartments or conduct checks - some of the women who lived there (and this was a really nice, expensive complex) lived in the foulest conditions you could imagine.

In fact, we had a random roommate paired up with us our junior year that lived on the other side of the apartment. Her room was so foul that it stunk up our entire apartment. When she left one day, I snuck into her room to take pictures and report it to my manager because my other roommate and I were actually getting headaches from the stench. You couldn't see the floor, there was so much stuff everywhere. The bathroom floor was full of dirty kitty litter and cat poop. There were piles and piles of unwashed dishes and moldy food and rotting containers. It was disgusting. I couldn't believe a girl made that mess.

Y'all make me LOL and now I know that I am not alone, and I have a story to match each one told!...We have 2 men and 38 women in the office I work at...OMG...the ladies only restroom is NASTY!! I actually had to send out an email to remind people to flush the toilet. The bathroom is next to my office so I get the impleasantries ALLLLLLL day. I keep a HUGE can of lysol so I can "defunk" my office space. Women's restrooms, in general, are always disgusting...it blows me away!

Febreze is our friend here. It's really does cut the stench and leaves a more pleasant odor.

My story is super-gross! We have a woman at our office who has some serious hygiene issues and apparently does not bathe on a regular basis or just has a problem reaching certain spots. Ewwww I know. We are talking nasty rotten stinky....... Well let's just say that the bathroom smells like dead fish after she's been in there, I mean it is super over powering gross!!! My co-workers and I have been racking our brains trying to come up with a way to deal with this delicate situation. Any suggestions would be welcome!!!!!

Talk to your boss confidentially and ask him/her to deal with it. That's really unprofessional.

I work from home now. But when I did work in an office - we had a few weeks where they were doing construction in the building. Since there wasn't access to the bathrooms they built a bathroom trailer outside. It actually wasn't that bad. But there were only 3 stalls. Well there was always a line. One time I am in line and this woman comes out of the stall and heads to the sink. Naturally I go in to the stall next. She then bangs on the stall door. Almost gave me a freakin heart attack.. I notice she had left her briefcase in the stall. So I say 'one second Im still going'. She bangs again. Finally I button up and open the door. This psycho is standing with her hands on her hips and says 'I left my case in there on purpose while I washed my hands'.
I said - well there were a lot of people waiting and you can't really occupy the stall with your personal items.
She tells me...and I am dead serious " I can DO what I WANT'.
Oh Ok. - So I smile and reach over a grab her case. (Unwashed hands and all)
Here you go. Have a nice day.
She just stood there in shock.
Seriously shes lucky I didn't outright pee on it.
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LMBO!!!!!!!!!

At my old job someone had used the floor as their own toilet. The building had a lot of security and only employees could get in, which means that one of my co-workers did it.

that happened at my old workplace too. I'm friends with one of the cleaning girls who was forced to clean it up. Literal Sh** EVERY WHERE!! All of the toilet, floor, walls (and not just in that stall either)..... made with their hands!!!! YUCK!!! I felt sooo bad for her!