Why am i being SABOTAGED?!

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  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    *kitten*.
    The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
    Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.

    Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!



    Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!

    Don't forget the high heels!

    And the matching lingerie.

    I hope you did your nails

    And perfume. Oh for the love of all things holy, don't forget the perfume!

    Nobody likes nasty feet so be sure to get the pedi done too!
  • MystiqueASAP
    MystiqueASAP Posts: 747
    Pure Evil!!! :devil:

    I think the evil plan was to give you more energy for what he has planned for you later. What a twisted mind.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    *kitten*.
    The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
    Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.

    Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!



    Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!

    Don't forget the high heels!

    And the matching lingerie.

    I hope you did your nails

    And perfume. Oh for the love of all things holy, don't forget the perfume!

    Nobody likes nasty feet so be sure to get the pedi done too!

    To be on the safe side, you should probably get a massage first
  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
    Pure Evil!!! :devil:

    I think the evil plan was to give you more energy for what he has planned for you later. What a twisted mind.

    more carbs and fats to balance an increase in protein, amirite?
  • mrnls
    mrnls Posts: 92 Member
    So many of you have brought me joy on this and that "other" post :tongue:
    Some of you I want to pat on the head :laugh:
  • MystiqueASAP
    MystiqueASAP Posts: 747
    Pure Evil!!! :devil:

    I think the evil plan was to give you more energy for what he has planned for you later. What a twisted mind.

    more carbs and fats to balance an increase in protein, amirite?

    You are so right.
  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
    So many of you have brought me joy on this and that "other" post :tongue:
    Some of you I want to pat on the head :laugh:

    I prefer a scratch behind the ears, that's a tricky spot to reach.
  • nahralynn
    nahralynn Posts: 125 Member
    Chocolate covered STRAWBERRIES! Obviously okay for you since it's a fruit. Cake pops, obviously thinking about you calorie wise cause he didn't get you an ENTIRE cake. :D

    Have a great day :) Wish my guy would be more thoughtful like that! Not even on V-day but A sweet random surprise would be awesome anytime!
  • tmarie2715
    tmarie2715 Posts: 1,111 Member
    Aww, you guys are a cute couple.
  • natalie412
    natalie412 Posts: 1,039 Member
    What a *kitten*! Kick him to the curb - NOW!
  • Lindy901
    Lindy901 Posts: 71 Member
    Those particular calories, don't count on February 14th. Scientific FACT!

    I second.
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    luckily, i am not a fan of candy or flowers on valentines day..my hubby knows that, so i am safe..if i want candy, i will go to the store and buy some LoL :wink:
  • TruckerChick
    TruckerChick Posts: 263
    Then 2 BAGS of candy with a note that said "I still want your day to be full of hugs and kisses even though I can't be there" WHAT he expects me to eat ALL of them in one day?? Why does he want me to be fat :sad:

    You don't have to eat it all in one day. Just eat one piece and either put the rest away (if you are strong enough to not eat anymore) or throw them away. Problem solved... and it was a REALLY sweet gesture! :love:
  • Tunia85
    Tunia85 Posts: 212 Member
    I want to eat my screen just looking at those strawberries. Enjoy them, and work out later :)
  • jayliospecky
    jayliospecky Posts: 25,022 Member
    I have the solution. Don't panic, take a deep breath.....pack them all very carefully in a box that you can tape shut very securely....

    and I will send you my mailing address so you can ship them to me. I will dispose of them properly.

    You're welcome.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    :tongue:
    I have the solution. Don't panic, take a deep breath.....pack them all very carefully in a box that you can tape shut very securely....

    and I will send you my mailing address so you can ship them to me. I will dispose of them properly.

    You're welcome.

    Sorry, she is already sending them to me :tongue: :tongue: :drinker: Wanna meet up and "dispose" of them later?
  • jayliospecky
    jayliospecky Posts: 25,022 Member
    :tongue:
    I have the solution. Don't panic, take a deep breath.....pack them all very carefully in a box that you can tape shut very securely....

    and I will send you my mailing address so you can ship them to me. I will dispose of them properly.

    You're welcome.

    Sorry, she is already sending them to me :tongue: :tongue: :drinker: Wanna meet up and "dispose" of them later?

    Hmmm. Your use of icons makes me suspect you have something up your sleeve....

    Your use of quotations is also suspicious....

    I smell a nefarious plot....
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    :tongue:
    I have the solution. Don't panic, take a deep breath.....pack them all very carefully in a box that you can tape shut very securely....

    and I will send you my mailing address so you can ship them to me. I will dispose of them properly.

    You're welcome.

    Sorry, she is already sending them to me :tongue: :tongue: :drinker: Wanna meet up and "dispose" of them later?

    Hmmm. Your use of icons makes me suspect you have something up your sleeve....

    Your use of quotations is also suspicious....

    I smell a nefarious plot....

    B*&ch FIGHT!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Elizabeth...I'll give you one if you hold her down!! Lol!! bwahahaha
  • JadeRabbit08
    JadeRabbit08 Posts: 551 Member
    ummm your bf did an incredibly nice thing for you on valentine's day.....you poor thing. too bad you will never be able to work off the extra calories with some exercise. damn. your life is a tragedy.

    I know my life is so hard sometimes.
    Maybe I should just give up :sad:

    Yes but not before scoffing the great food!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Elizabeth...I'll give you one if you hold her down!! Lol!! bwahahaha

    I'll be the ref. Plus, I wanna see a good b*&ch fight... especially with you two MFP awesome ladies.
  • takingnameskickingbutt
    takingnameskickingbutt Posts: 231 Member
    Does he have a brother/uncle/cousin? :wink:
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    OMG I feel like I'm being sabotaged just looking at those pictures. SABATEUR!
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
    I wanted to impress my crush so i bought him over $20 in chocolates...

    When he opened his presents he was like, "I hate you for giving me so many chocolates! D;" I feel a bit guilty...i have a high metabolism and didn't know he has a low metabolism. >-< he's really cute though...>-< independent of weight >-< not that he's big...hes not <-<
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    I wanted to impress my crush so i bought him over $20 in chocolates...

    When he opened his presents he was like, "I hate you for giving me so many chocolates! D;" I feel a bit guilty...i have a high metabolism and didn't know he has a low metabolism. >-< he's really cute though...>-< independent of weight >-< not that he's big...hes not <-<
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  • littlebuddy84
    littlebuddy84 Posts: 995 Member
    Aww what a lovely boyfriend! You don't have the eat them all, they bags of chocolate will last ages and maybe share the other stuff with family/friends.
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