I wish I was a guy

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  • xsargex
    xsargex Posts: 768
    Old comedy line,,,

    "A woman's basic expectation for a date is far far better than a man's wildest dream...

    Imagine it guys - a woman dresses up, washes her car and details the interior. She comes to your house and picks you up. Takes you to a movie. Takes you out for dinner. Pays for everything. Then she tries to get you drunk and have sex with you... - - - Wouldn't that be awesome!?!?!?"

    haha..... this is true, but I think you fail to realize that men are way less complicated then that. Stay home, order pizza, beer, sex. In that order. I don't even drink, so you can leave the beer out. You don't even have to go to the trouble to dress up, wash the car, put on make-up, call for reservations. Thats what I'm talkin about. Thats love.
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Ya, I realize. I'm a dude too. My wife asks "Whaddaya want for your birthday?",,, and I say "Honey, I just want 3 things, and 2 of 'em I'll take care of myself",,, Hehhehehehe..

    Still,,, t'would be nice to get taken out once in a while. I do it for her...

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    P-shaw,,, women don't have to be size 4's to be accepted. They just have to be size 4's to be accepted/valued/cherished by A-holes. So quit hanging around with A-holes. :laugh:
  • cardigirl
    cardigirl Posts: 492 Member
    i wish i could just have certain aspects of the male life...like no periods and being skinny right after having a baby

    Once in my life I would like to see a man be skinny right after pregnancy. haha

    OMG that's funny! Thanks for the laugh!
  • Simplicity
    Simplicity Posts: 383 Member
    There are times I wish I could eat like a guy but I like being a girl. We have better clothes! :bigsmile:

    i guess transvestites have it all then.

    i wish i had the metabolisim of a man. mine stops, points and laughs at me!!!
    mind you ive stopped caring so much at least im not looking like i might snap in two like some of my male friends deserately trying to put on weight, i guess its good to be glad about somethings.
  • vanimami
    vanimami Posts: 433 Member
    Me 2!! I get frustrated that my husband eats whatever he wants, barely goes to the gym and loses 10 lbs. While I have maybe lost 5 or 10 lbs more in the same amount of time, I had to busted my butt to get there.

    Last night I watched him eat 4 frozen fruit bars, 3 soft pretzels with cheese, and some kind of alfredo noodle bowl thing. And that was all after we had dinner. :noway: I wanted to hit him. :explode:

    :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Well, I suppsose I see where you are coming from but I LOVE being 100% WOMAN!!!! Can I get a WOOT, WOOT??!! :laugh:

    I have two words for you: REVERSE CRUNCH. Kicks my lower guts butt!!!! AND is highly suggested to get rid of that hard lower pouch that gets all stretchy and ugly due to pregnancy. I'm working on it!!! I am impressed with the results so far. Still have a long way to go :happy:
  • TrinaXL
    TrinaXL Posts: 39 Member
    I don't actually have kids, and his laziness is exactly why! he does help me out a lot more than he used to. I pay half the bills. he pays the other half. I do all of the cooking, otherwise it would be pizza pops every night. i clean up from dinner, or else it wouldn't get done. i do the laundry, he's supposed to put it away. though he waits about a week and a half. the only thing he does completely by himself is keep his game room downstairs in order and take out the garbage, and even with that I have to remind him 5 times. If he paid all the bills, I would have no problem doing all the house work and popping out babies.
  • LynnW52
    LynnW52 Posts: 1,151 Member
    Sure, you can have a WOOT WOOT!

    And I second the advice for the reverse crunches, excellent!!!
  • cardigirl
    cardigirl Posts: 492 Member
    Sure, you can have a WOOT WOOT!

    And I second the advice for the reverse crunches, excellent!!!

    reverse crunches? Are those like lower back extensions?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Sure, you can have a WOOT WOOT!

    And I second the advice for the reverse crunches, excellent!!!


    I knew my girl(s) would have my back on this one! :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Sure, you can have a WOOT WOOT!

    And I second the advice for the reverse crunches, excellent!!!

    reverse crunches? Are those like lower back extensions?

    here is a dorky looking dude on YouTube giving a demonstration :happy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNqNeKHj3Q
  • jljohnson
    jljohnson Posts: 719 Member
    Sure, you can have a WOOT WOOT!

    And I second the advice for the reverse crunches, excellent!!!

    WOOT! WOOT! I too love being a woman. I admit that there are certain things that I wouldn't mind trading off, but if I had to pick one or the other, I'd stick with what I've got.

    I'll give a 3rd nod to the reverse crunches too, and all ab exercises in general. If you keep working at it, that pouch does start shrinking away.
  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
    haha ok i stated the title wrong...i wish i could just have certain aspects of the male life...like no periods and being skinny right after having a baby :) lol thats it other than that i like being a woman....

    and i like that guy who is nice to his girlfriend...my boyfriend likes to remind me of how fat i am =/....

    That's pretty 'effed.

    I have to agree, that's pretty 'effed! Dump that guy!!!!!!!
  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
    I don't mind being a woman so much...............yes men have an easier time with certain things....

    But.....whateva!! :laugh: :laugh:

    I love creating this life I have growing inside me right now. I am calling him Bruce Lee right now!! Quite the kicker! :wink: Just amazing times and amazing memories to cherish....plus I like having cleavage!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    BUT, I do like their ease with being able to pee!! :grumble: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :wink:

    I agree! It would be nice not to have to bare it all to pee in the great outdoors, but it's a small price to pay for having the ability to carry and care for a baby and then be able to produce food for them when they finally come into the world. WOOT! WOOT! for being a woman!!
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Hey, ladies!!! Don't forget POWER!!!! The power that we have!!! WE ROCK!! :laugh: :laugh:
    All you have to do is show a little skin and your dude is putty in your hands :happy: Yep, I love being a woman!! No doubt! :heart:
  • cardigirl
    cardigirl Posts: 492 Member
    Sure, you can have a WOOT WOOT!

    And I second the advice for the reverse crunches, excellent!!!

    reverse crunches? Are those like lower back extensions?

    here is a dorky looking dude on YouTube giving a demonstration :happy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfNqNeKHj3Q

    Thanks! Not lower back extensions then...LOL...but I'll try them next time I'm on the mat.

    :flowerforyou:
  • cardigirl
    cardigirl Posts: 492 Member
    Hey, ladies!!! Don't forget POWER!!!! The power that we have!!! WE ROCK!! :laugh: :laugh:
    All you have to do is show a little skin and your dude is putty in your hands :happy: Yep, I love being a woman!! No doubt! :heart:

    Um, yeah, enjoy that while you can. It's been my experience that that power tends to diminish with age.

    But then other power comes into play.
  • Melroxsox
    Melroxsox Posts: 1,040 Member
    Hey, ladies!!! Don't forget POWER!!!! The power that we have!!! WE ROCK!! :laugh: :laugh:
    All you have to do is show a little skin and your dude is putty in your hands :happy: Yep, I love being a woman!! No doubt! :heart:

    :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: Oh yea.........it works everytime:) :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
  • kelligirl
    kelligirl Posts: 210
    haha ok i stated the title wrong...i wish i could just have certain aspects of the male life...like no periods and being skinny right after having a baby :) lol thats it other than that i like being a woman....

    and i like that guy who is nice to his girlfriend...my boyfriend likes to remind me of how fat i am =/....
    I had a bf like that once.... :noway: "see ya.... wouldn't want to be ya!....loser!!" That's abuse.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    haha ok i stated the title wrong...i wish i could just have certain aspects of the male life...like no periods and being skinny right after having a baby :) lol thats it other than that i like being a woman....

    and i like that guy who is nice to his girlfriend...my boyfriend likes to remind me of how fat i am =/....
    I had a bf like that once.... :noway: "see ya.... wouldn't want to be ya!....loser!!" That's abuse.

    Absolutely!! I really wish women wouldn't subject themselves to that kind of abuse, but I never judge them, 'cause I don't know what it's like to love someone who is abusive. I just really feel for them and hope that they can find the strength to get out of the situation!!
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    When my daughter was in grade 5 and they were learning about the basics of sex education and teh changes the male & female bodies go through. She came home and said "Boys have it so easy. They just get hairy"
  • kelligirl
    kelligirl Posts: 210
    Old comedy line,,,

    "A woman's basic expectation for a date is far far better than a man's wildest dream...

    Imagine it guys - a woman dresses up, washes her car and details the interior. She comes to your house and picks you up. Takes you to a movie. Takes you out for dinner. Pays for everything. Then she tries to get you drunk and have sex with you... - - - Wouldn't that be awesome!?!?!?"
    I am soooo laughing my *kitten* off!! !:laugh: That's *me* all day!!! No wonder my bf thinks I'm the cat's meow!! :blushing:
  • sinisme
    sinisme Posts: 148 Member
    Hey, ladies!!! Don't forget POWER!!!! The power that we have!!! WE ROCK!! :laugh: :laugh:
    All you have to do is show a little skin and your dude is putty in your hands :happy: Yep, I love being a woman!! No doubt! :heart:

    That is soooo true. When my husband and i are having a fight.. all i have to do to stop is take off my shirt! :laugh:
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Hey, ladies!!! Don't forget POWER!!!! The power that we have!!! WE ROCK!! :laugh: :laugh:
    All you have to do is show a little skin and your dude is putty in your hands :happy: Yep, I love being a woman!! No doubt! :heart:

    That is soooo true. When my husband and i are having a fight.. all i have to do to stop is take off my shirt! :laugh:

    Yep,,, I can see that. :tongue:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Hey, ladies!!! Don't forget POWER!!!! The power that we have!!! WE ROCK!! :laugh: :laugh:
    All you have to do is show a little skin and your dude is putty in your hands :happy: Yep, I love being a woman!! No doubt! :heart:

    That is soooo true. When my husband and i are having a fight.. all i have to do to stop is take off my shirt! :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh: Crack me up!!!! I LOVE it!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I always tell my hubby that guys are soooooo easy!!!! He just says...."show me your boobs again"!! :laugh: :laugh: One track minded boys :ohwell: Gotta luv 'em :smile:
    Although....that does work in our favor a lot of time :drinker:
  • hasiangirl
    hasiangirl Posts: 1,613
    haha ok i stated the title wrong...i wish i could just have certain aspects of the male life...like no periods and being skinny right after having a baby :) lol thats it other than that i like being a woman....

    and i like that guy who is nice to his girlfriend...my boyfriend likes to remind me of how fat i am =/....
    I had a bf like that once.... :noway: "see ya.... wouldn't want to be ya!....loser!!" That's abuse.

    Absolutely!! I really wish women wouldn't subject themselves to that kind of abuse, but I never judge them, 'cause I don't know what it's like to love someone who is abusive. I just really feel for them and hope that they can find the strength to get out of the situation!!

    well we have 2 kids together and its harder than if it was just us....oh well i just try to shrug it off and lose the weight....eventually ill get down to where i was when we first met eachother....lol i guess i use it as my motivation
  • CrystalT
    CrystalT Posts: 862 Member
    my boyfriend likes to remind me of how fat i am =/....

    That's pretty mean. My husband met me when I was probably 40 lbs heavier than I am now and he has always made me feel beautiful. He likes that I've lost weight and will admit that he doesn't want me to gain it back, but he means more for health than beauty. I hope he has some pretty darn good redeeming quality for you to put up with that.
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    When my daughter was in grade 5 and they were learning about the basics of sex education and teh changes the male & female bodies go through. She came home and said "Boys have it so easy. They just get hairy"

    :laugh:
  • schmoopie1213
    schmoopie1213 Posts: 40
    I AM RIGHT THERE WITH YA
  • JoyousMaximus
    JoyousMaximus Posts: 9,285 Member
    my boyfriend likes to remind me of how fat i am =/....

    That's pretty mean. My husband met me when I was probably 40 lbs heavier than I am now and he has always made me feel beautiful. He likes that I've lost weight and will admit that he doesn't want me to gain it back, but he means more for health than beauty. I hope he has some pretty darn good redeeming quality for you to put up with that.

    I agree. I didn't realize how hard the mean little comments my ex made were on my confidence until we split up and I didn't have to deal with them any more.
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