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You forgot to add "I don't need to read the directions because I'd rather just figure it out on my own... ooh - this part looks like it goes here!"I forgot, I can also fix things around the house without really knowing what I'm doing and zap or cut myself in the process in order to avoid calling a repairman - usually with a beer in hand! :drinker:
Yeah, I totally do that.
Also, I built the fence in my backyard by myself (dug the holes and everything) while my husband sat on the couch watching TV.0 -
That reminds me of the one about the nuns doing push-ups in the cucumber patch.
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I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!
And you like Asian women. Your in.
I'm Asian
and I love video games.. sorry I just destroyed this thread. :sick:
you're cute... ever consider dying your hair red? :laugh:
Thank you.. Maybe I will.. I have my dark hair for years.
And I still can't complete my Farking Skyrim... :grumble:0 -
im going to build a giant cage.
then hang a "men only" sign out front.
just to catch women.
It'll work!!!!!0 -
Only we can do this!
Only you would want to..LOL0 -
im going to build a giant cage.
then hang a "men only" sign out front.
just to catch women.
Well played, sir...well played.0 -
There are a lot of BEFORE pics that are right down my alley!0
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[/quote] girls can too... it just requires being pantsless, lots more foot work, and the hope that you don't pee on yourself! :laugh:
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[/quote] No skill required if they have a SheWee!
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OMG What is this!!!!!!!!!! How....what.....who?0 -
No, it's called a Go Girl!girls can too... it just requires being pantsless, lots more foot work, and the hope that you don't pee on yourself! :laugh:
No skill required if they have a SheWee!
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I just moved IT from the left side to the right side.0
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And she showed me her boobies and I like them to mama.0
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Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
A nooner from a biker chick? the possibilities are endless.......................0 -
*stumbles in*
...is this where we drink bourbon amongst leather-bound books and (the smell of) mahogany?0 -
Am I the only one that *has* to see a thread because it says "MEN ONLY" ??? It just makes me so curious to see what its about!
And to those "SheWees" and "Go Girls" ....Ive seen a girl attempt to use those, on Degrassi :laugh: Apparently they dont work well...0 -
Only we can do this!
i dont have a pic, but one of my girlfriends peed her initials in the snow.. perfectly... great kegel control
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Am I the only one that *has* to see a thread because it says "MEN ONLY" ??? It just makes me so curious to see what its about!
And to those "SheWees" and "Go Girls" ....Ive seen a girl attempt to use those, on Degrassi :laugh: Apparently they dont work well...
they work well enough to fill up a bottle when i refuse to stop on a road trip.0 -
This is too funny0 -
I agree, but its hard for the nooner when your working!Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.0 -
They are smarter than the dog!Why doesnt the peanut butter trick work on women?0 -
Unfortunaly, to qualify as a man you must be able to flaunt "boobs" in public without a shirt! Not a great sight, but one that we can do without fear of arrest! :noway:I cuss like the child of a trucker & a sailor.
All of previously stated bodily functions: CHECK.
I also like football, baseball, hockey, NASCAR & various other sports.
I like fishing...salt water, preferably.
And...
I HAVE BOOBS! :bigsmile: :drinker: :bigsmile: :drinker:0 -
Only we can do this!
girls can too... it just requires being pantsless, lots more foot work, and the hope that you don't pee on yourself! :laugh:
No skill required if they have a SheWee!
What the *kitten* is this ? I NEED to know if it's for real. It would really come in handy for my many a drunken nights.0 -
I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!
lmfao..bahahaha0 -
Boobies! Yes!0
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Dear mother of god..0 -
Only we can do this!
Not true - I had a girlfriend who could do this. Her handwriting, my 'pen'0 -
What?...lol...a woman can't enjoy a nice rack?Boobies! Yes!
Dear mother of god..0 -
What?...lol...a woman can't enjoy a nice rack?Boobies! Yes!
Dear mother of god..
Ohhhhhhhhh. Gotcha0 -
Hookers and Blow....'nuff said0
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*kitten* and titties0
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