Canadian Guyz make better lovers

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  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Why do us guys have to leave the seat down when you girlz can leave the seat up for us?
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    and do they all play with stuffed animals? that must be the softer side huh
    TOUCHE BUSTED
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    I use soap and toothpaste just saying
  • moopachoo
    moopachoo Posts: 69 Member
    Anyone from Ontario automatically loses points for me... I work with like four of them and they're all rude and dirty. :/
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys

    I dunno... I had a special evening with a Canadian I picked up in Puerto Vallarta... but he was from BC.

    BC makes 'em well :D

    Yeah. EVERYONE from Ontario is rude and dirty. EVERYONE from BC is a shroomed out snowboarder. People from Quebec are horrible drivers. Etc.

    Not like those comments aren't accurate or anything...

    Though it's more pothead longboarders these days.

    Just everyone I've MET from Ontario (specifically Toronto) have been really rude :)
  • I want one!
    Toronto is the most multicultural city i nthe world, you can order 1 of everything, always in stock

    Bahahahahahaha!!! Windsor too! :)
  • Sophie983
    Sophie983 Posts: 119 Member
    Ryan Gosling is Canadian ... so yes, I believe you :love: :bigsmile:
  • aprilshowers262
    aprilshowers262 Posts: 96 Member
    I’ve been around the world. Slept with many different ‘country’ boys. Canadian boys do rank pretty high. But I have to say British boys make it count outside the bedroom. They buy a woman a drink without trying to get her into bed. Boys in Canada are pretty cheap and unless you’re going to put out, they don’t bother. I love British boys best. If you know of any who want a Canadian passport, send them my way!
  • aprilshowers262
    aprilshowers262 Posts: 96 Member
    I want one!
    Toronto is the most multicultural city i nthe world, you can order 1 of everything, always in stock

    Bahahahahahaha!!! Windsor too! :)


    Hmm....I'm from Windsor. The consistency is weirdness and a lack to really try.
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "

    As a Canadian, I'm really confused as to where you got your terms from. I have never heard someone say "horked our clothes" or "hoser" or "steamroll you."
    See Bob and Doug McKenzie for the term "hoser"

    :noway:

    How do you not know "hoser" ?! Strange Brew...most ridiculous film ever...but pretty funny.

    According to Wikipedia, it's from 1980, I wasn't born till 1990... So kind of before my time...
    They have this new service...called netflix. Now I know that was created after your time. Well maybe they don't have that in Canada. But ya got free healthcare. :flowerforyou:

    We've got Netflix and universal healthcare..so...there
  • aprilshowers262
    aprilshowers262 Posts: 96 Member
    Why do us guys have to leave the seat down when you girlz can leave the seat up for us?

    Because we have something the size of a turkey come out of our hooha. Deal with it.
  • I want one!
    Toronto is the most multicultural city i nthe world, you can order 1 of everything, always in stock

    Bahahahahahaha!!! Windsor too! :)


    Hmm....I'm from Windsor. The consistency is weirdness and a lack to really try.

    Definitely agree!
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
    Anyone from Ontario automatically loses points for me... I work with like four of them and they're all rude and dirty. :/
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys

    I dunno... I had a special evening with a Canadian I picked up in Puerto Vallarta... but he was from BC.

    BC makes 'em well :D

    Yeah. EVERYONE from Ontario is rude and dirty. EVERYONE from BC is a shroomed out snowboarder. People from Quebec are horrible drivers. Etc.

    That leaves the east cost, we rock ;)
  • aprilshowers262
    aprilshowers262 Posts: 96 Member
    Anyone from Ontario automatically loses points for me... I work with like four of them and they're all rude and dirty. :/
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys

    I dunno... I had a special evening with a Canadian I picked up in Puerto Vallarta... but he was from BC.

    BC makes 'em well :D

    Yeah. EVERYONE from Ontario is rude and dirty. EVERYONE from BC is a shroomed out snowboarder. People from Quebec are horrible drivers. Etc.

    That leaves the east cost, we rock ;)

    I would agree with that. I had a guy from P.E.I. Took…his…time. Loved it.
    P.S. find a nerd ladies. They make the best lovers. They make up for lost time!
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    I don't know. In my opinion french canadians guys suck....but not in a good way

    I love my French Canadian <3 hes amazing in all aspects.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    Anyone from Ontario automatically loses points for me... I work with like four of them and they're all rude and dirty. :/
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys

    I dunno... I had a special evening with a Canadian I picked up in Puerto Vallarta... but he was from BC.

    BC makes 'em well :D

    Yeah. EVERYONE from Ontario is rude and dirty. EVERYONE from BC is a shroomed out snowboarder. People from Quebec are horrible drivers. Etc.

    Actually he was a professional hockey player.

    *lovingly strokes notch on bedpost*
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    scrolling down the friends lists...BINGO I have a canadian on there !!!!
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    Anyone from Ontario automatically loses points for me... I work with like four of them and they're all rude and dirty. :/
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys

    I dunno... I had a special evening with a Canadian I picked up in Puerto Vallarta... but he was from BC.

    BC makes 'em well :D

    Yeah. EVERYONE from Ontario is rude and dirty. EVERYONE from BC is a shroomed out snowboarder. People from Quebec are horrible drivers. Etc.

    Not like those comments aren't accurate or anything...

    Though it's more pothead longboarders these days.

    Just everyone I've MET from Ontario (specifically Toronto) have been really rude :)

    maybe it's you. *shrug*
  • aprilshowers262
    aprilshowers262 Posts: 96 Member
    *lovingly strokes notch on bedpost*
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    BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOVE THIS!!
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Alberta boys are d!nks, but once you get one, they're easy to train lol
  • Cberg9
    Cberg9 Posts: 123
    :smile: No on Canadian Guyz ,~~~ Brown sugar mexicans are better ! We come with a B M W , Big Mexican Weiner ! :bigsmile:

    I am Super Chunk !

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    Do the truffle shuffle!!!
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    lets all just hold hands and sing kum-bee-ya have a love fest lol
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
    I don't know about all that but I did hear that Canadian guys are pretty damn good "Build-A-Bear" creators. ^^^^


    Just sayin.
  • Just sayin......mostly the ones from Toronto, true story-ty

    How many Canadian guyz you slept with ? (if it's not a personal question)
    not gay and if i was that would be ok and that one time in college doesnt count i needed to get an A and was late on the rent

    LOL!
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