This is a completely inoffensive post, no offense to anyone.

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I just feel so beautiful now:

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  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Here is another, completely inoffensive post.




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    Didja see it??

    I find period posts highly offensive...we get them every month, so get the **** over it already!
  • amykathleen2005
    amykathleen2005 Posts: 79 Member
    HELLO!

    Why are you shouting? ;)
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    You interrupted my day for THAT!?!?!?! I am completely offended.

    :flowerforyou:

    You didn't HAVe to read it. now *I* am offended by your offense.
    Okay, I vote that our two offenses cancel each other out and we both get over it - sound like a plan?
  • LilBee82
    LilBee82 Posts: 189 Member
    <3
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
    You interrupted my day for THAT!?!?!?! I am completely offended.

    :flowerforyou:

    You didn't HAVe to read it. now *I* am offended by your offense.
    Okay, I vote that our two offenses cancel each other out and we both get over it - sound like a plan?

    No. I'm going to remain offended and argue with you for no reason, even though I absolutely admire you, and would like to friend you. I mean... are you a troll???
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    It's times like these you learn to love again.

    Hooray for this thread.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    You interrupted my day for THAT!?!?!?! I am completely offended.

    :flowerforyou:

    You didn't HAVe to read it. now *I* am offended by your offense.
    Okay, I vote that our two offenses cancel each other out and we both get over it - sound like a plan?

    No. I'm going to remain offended and argue with you for no reason, even though I absolutely admire you, and would like to friend you. I mean... are you a troll???
    Yes, yes I am.
    In fact, I don't really look like what my profile picture shows - that's just some girl I have locked in my closet that I allow out for picture-taking purposes only.
    I really look like this:
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRp7p12nuigEBm283K53o446jHpvtRegdLtbRikeurBe-m5Hl3c-1VOtqsog
    But fatter
  • hannahagraham
    hannahagraham Posts: 26
    Ahahhahaa! :'D
    I am totally offended by this post so here are some lovely ladies to watch:

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    This post makes me soo happy.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....
  • ChitownFoodie
    ChitownFoodie Posts: 1,562 Member
    Well, hello there!!
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....

    this post makes no sense.. I mean, why wear velcro gloves with a RUBBER sheep. you need them for the real ones.
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Taebo anyone?
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....

    this post makes no sense.. I mean, why wear velcro gloves with a RUBBER sheep. you need them for the real ones.

    ok, this post may be offencive... well not THIS post, but the two that were quoted within.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....

    this post makes no sense.. I mean, why wear velcro gloves with a RUBBER sheep. you need them for the real ones.
    The velcro provides a little extra grip in case his hands get sweaty, obviously
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    No matter how fast I reply to this, I will never get two in a row... maybe.
  • missle30
    missle30 Posts: 40 Member
    Can you tell me how to log the calories i burned reading that and whether or not i need to eat them back?
  • JayTee146
    JayTee146 Posts: 218 Member
    i prefer hola....

    Thank you for calling. To speak to someone in english, please press 1#. To call back and speak to someone after you have learned English, please press 2#. Au revoir!

    ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thee drops of pee came out! :blushing: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
    To calculate the calories :

    your tdee divided by 24 + x

    x divided by 60 = cals per min

    + 1 cal if you laughed
  • StatHaldol
    StatHaldol Posts: 414 Member
    '您好' In Mandarin!!
  • amoffatt
    amoffatt Posts: 674 Member
    :bigsmile:
  • thedrummer1978
    thedrummer1978 Posts: 31 Member
    Best. Thread. Ever. :laugh:
  • tinamina78
    tinamina78 Posts: 241 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Thank you all for this. Made my day :drinker:
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
    Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!

    *is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*
  • metisgirl
    metisgirl Posts: 86 Member
    Aanii-Hello
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!

    *is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*
    Begging is offensive to me.
    Also, have you SEEN my guns? You're the one who is going to be feeling pain.
    (unless you make your chicken tacos - then I might let you survive)
  • duharvalgt
    duharvalgt Posts: 319 Member
    Hej og Godaften
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
    Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!

    *is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*
    Begging is offensive to me.
    Also, have you SEEN my guns? You're the one who is going to be feeling pain.
    (unless you make your chicken tacos - then I might let you survive)

    The big scary man guns? Nope, haven't seen those on you. but I guess I'm lucky that I've got plenty of leftover taco chicken. Am planning on having another for dinner tonight!
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
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