This is a completely inoffensive post, no offense to anyone.

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  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,015 Member
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    :laugh: Ohh I hate when that happens.

    Btw...around here we say hello with "HoLLa". Pfft.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!

    *is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*
    Begging is offensive to me.
    Also, have you SEEN my guns? You're the one who is going to be feeling pain.
    (unless you make your chicken tacos - then I might let you survive)

    The big scary man guns? Nope, haven't seen those on you. but I guess I'm lucky that I've got plenty of leftover taco chicken. Am planning on having another for dinner tonight!
    Then you are forgiven for your earlier offense - as long as you can get those tacos to Tucson by 6:30.
  • garnet1483
    garnet1483 Posts: 249 Member
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    I like this so much, I want it to exist twice.
  • Miranda_the_Phoenix
    Miranda_the_Phoenix Posts: 32 Member
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    hi!

    You could have at least taken the time to capitalize! People today.... I just don't know.
  • Miranda_the_Phoenix
    Miranda_the_Phoenix Posts: 32 Member
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    I like this so much, I want it to exist twice.

    Me too! I want a tiny giraffe just like in that silly commercial for whatever that was....
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
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    I love you guys.

    And girls.

    And women.

    And men.

    And no one be offended, k?
  • mllowe2
    mllowe2 Posts: 50 Member
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    Can you tell me how to log the calories i burned reading that and whether or not i need to eat them back?

    Bahahahaha!!!
  • Adshill
    Adshill Posts: 130 Member
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    I like this so much, I want it to exist twice.

    Me too! I want a tiny giraffe just like in that silly commercial for whatever that was....


    So does my husband, but I have no idea where I can get him one?
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
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    I find this highly offensive to the people that don't speak english! they have no clue what you are saying, I would have much rather you had said it in at LEAST three different tounges
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    hi!

    At least you didn't say "hey", because that is for horses. That would offend the anti-horse community greatly.
  • Hoakiebs
    Hoakiebs Posts: 430 Member
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    I am not high! Consider me offended!
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    Wait a d@mn minute...you said "Hai"? I'm sorry. I mean, GOMENASAI!
  • Hoakiebs
    Hoakiebs Posts: 430 Member
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    I find this highly offensive to the people that don't speak english! they have no clue what you are saying, I would have much rather you had said it in at LEAST three different tounges

    Bonjour
    Hola
    Ciao
  • LauraDubbleya
    LauraDubbleya Posts: 79 Member
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    Dammit, I scrolled through 3 pages of replies hoping no one had said the obvious but someone beat me too it.

    Hi? or High?

    Bwahahahahahahahhaahahahaha
    omg that was so worth a calorie!!
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
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    I find this highly offensive to the people that don't speak english! they have no clue what you are saying, I would have much rather you had said it in at LEAST three different tounges

    Bonjour
    Hola
    Ciao

    Mucho .....umm.... better :smile:
  • zoeelizabeths
    zoeelizabeths Posts: 93 Member
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    Привет! For those of you who know some Russian!
  • Skeebee
    Skeebee Posts: 740 Member
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    Don't you know the rules?! Every post MUST be offensive to SOMEONE... I'm offended that you didn't offend anyone, on purpose.

    EXACTLY!!! SHAME!!! SHAME!!!!
  • FitKate
    FitKate Posts: 169 Member
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    I'm very offended. You said Hi but did not ask how I was doing or how the group was doing. How dare you be so self centered! :)
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
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    I woke up unoffended.

    I forgive you all.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
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    somebody told me the best offense is a good defense.

    someone else told me dogs are the best home defense.

    so I got a dog.

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