How 'big' is too 'big' for a speedo?

LOL! Unless he's a competitive swimmer actually wearing it for a swim meet, any size is too big for a speedo!

For the love of all that is holy PLEASE, guys, NEVER WEAR A SPEEDO. Speedos are only appropriate for men competing in swim competitions and even those guys don't look that great in speedos.

Dear all men,

Please do not wear a Speedo regardless of how thin, in shape or great YOU think you look in it. Please. It is a crime against humanity to see a man on the beach in a Speedo. My boyfriend is naturally thin, has very low body fat and is in AWESOME shape... I don't even wanna see HIM in a Speedo!

too big?


fat_Speedos by blmarvin, on Flickr

OH MY GOODNESS! LMAO

Dear all men,

Please do not wear a Speedo regardless of how thin, in shape or great YOU think you look in it. Please. It is a crime against humanity to see a man on the beach in a Speedo. My boyfriend is naturally thin, has very low body fat and is in AWESOME shape... I don't even wanna see HIM in a Speedo!

^^^THIS RIGHT HERE^^^ There is no good size to wear a speedo!!!! Even if you are a smoking hot man with 6 pack abs muscular not one extra ounce of body fat....the second you step into a speedo you become unattractive...sorry!

I think skinny dude has a wedgie. If forced to choose, I'll go with Mr. Man Boobs (because at least his speedo has a pretty pattern)

For the love of all that is holy PLEASE, guys, NEVER WEAR A SPEEDO. Speedos are only appropriate for men competing in swim competitions and even those guys don't look that great in speedos.

Agreed.

Board shorts just look so much HOTTER! I mean it shows off the abs and the chest and kind of give you that cocky look that women fall for. lol.

I would think a speedo would give the COCKy look women want...just making an observation. I, personally, don't even like men in super tight biker shorts, as I'm always wondering what happens when they sweat. I mean, can they get swamp crotch too??

Board shorts just look so much HOTTER! I mean it shows off the abs and the chest and kind of give you that cocky look that women fall for. lol.

I would think a speedo would give the COCKy look women want...just making an observation. I, personally, don't even like men in super tight biker shorts, as I'm always wondering what happens when they sweat. I mean, can they get swamp crotch too??

After my next ride I'll let you strip off my cycling bibs so you can find out for yourself.

LOL! Unless he's a competitive swimmer actually wearing it for a swim meet, any size is too big for a speedo!

I most emphatically agree!!!

Yup. Not a fan of "manties." Perhaps that's just my small-minded American sensibilities showing but...yeah. No manties.

too big?


fat_Speedos by blmarvin, on Flickr

I was, key word was about to go eat lunch. Thanks for that lmao

Wait... you're talking about like being too big.. as in overweight..??

Boooooooo.. I thought you were talking about the "other" big.

LOL! Unless he's a competitive swimmer actually wearing it for a swim meet, any size is too big for a speedo!

I most emphatically agree!!!

Yup. Not a fan of "manties." Perhaps that's just my small-minded American sensibilities showing but...yeah. No manties.

Hahahahaha manties. That's classic. Speedos are always, always, always a bad idea.

LOL! Unless he's a competitive swimmer actually wearing it for a swim meet, any size is too big for a speedo!

This. Exactly. Maybe. Except for Daniel's Craig's little blue trunks from James Bond. Those are allowed. On him. For that movie.

holy hottttness!!