How 'big' is too 'big' for a speedo?

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  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    This post isnt what I thought it was going to be at all! :brokenheart:

    Hey you are totally free to post pics of your 'bigness' interpretation, I'm sure they will be welcomed. ;-)
  • foster59803
    foster59803 Posts: 439 Member
    Okay... Speedos are not my thing either... but if I saw any of these boys... my first thought would not be " I wish they had on larger swimming trunks" :)

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  • tiamaria3
    tiamaria3 Posts: 92 Member
    :sick:
  • dawlschic007
    dawlschic007 Posts: 636 Member
    Professional swimmers only!!!

    (and I'm considering those guys above to be swimmers. :wink:)
  • ruqayyahsmum
    ruqayyahsmum Posts: 1,513 Member
    oh gosh no man should be wearing a budgie smuggler in public
  • theoneandonlybrookie
    theoneandonlybrookie Posts: 341 Member
    Yes, I also had a different interpretation of what "big" would be when I clicked on this thread!

    In that vein (pun intended), when I swam competitively, one of the guys on my team stuffed a part of one of those big, round smoked sausages in his speedo before a meet. He waited until the last minute to take off his sweats, stepped up the starting block and, well, :noway: just blew everyone away.

    THAT was definitely too much for a speedo to handle. Not sure if any man naturally has that problem though.
  • tabinmaine
    tabinmaine Posts: 965 Member
    oh gosh no man should be wearing a budgie smuggler in public

    LMFAO *snort* ... "budgie smuggler"
  • tabinmaine
    tabinmaine Posts: 965 Member
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    Oh heavens yes....... thanks for that Fri afternoon pick me up :love:
  • Loves418
    Loves418 Posts: 330 Member
    oh gosh no man should be wearing a budgie smuggler in public


    Oh my god I just spit water on my screen. I agree my dad used to wear one (european thing) I was always embarrassed and horrified when we would be on vacation at the pool. I wanted to drown myself!
  • nilleah
    nilleah Posts: 177
    No man should wear a speedo. They are the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
  • nilleah
    nilleah Posts: 177
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    Even this is unattractive to me. If I want to see your junk, I'll ask. This is just gross to me. This is the equivalent to a camel toe.. yuck!
  • MrsLVF
    MrsLVF Posts: 787 Member
    You can never be too "big" for a speedo, but you can be too small, or too fat. LOL
  • Candi8099
    Candi8099 Posts: 178 Member
    Dear all men,

    Please do not wear a Speedo regardless of how thin, in shape or great YOU think you look in it. Please. It is a crime against humanity to see a man on the beach in a Speedo. My boyfriend is naturally thin, has very low body fat and is in AWESOME shape... I don't even wanna see HIM in a Speedo!


    I couldn't agree more!! ABSOLUTELY NO SPEEDOS EVER!

    Board shorts are HOT (especially Affliction)!!!!! Yummo! *whistles*
  • Kattarra
    Kattarra Posts: 190 Member
    Wait... you're talking about like being too big.. as in overweight..??

    Boooooooo.. I thought you were talking about the "other" big.

    Too funny.
  • hottottie11
    hottottie11 Posts: 907 Member
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    OMG yes :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
  • ryansgram
    ryansgram Posts: 693 Member
    :smokin: I think anything up to 300 lbs is ok. LOL...........:noway:
  • aj_gettingfit
    aj_gettingfit Posts: 257
    NEVER EVER SHOULD A MAN WEAR A SPEEDO!!!!
  • aj_gettingfit
    aj_gettingfit Posts: 257
    Okay... Speedos are not my thing either... but if I saw any of these boys... my first thought would not be " I wish they had on larger swimming trunks" :)

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    ^^^ I take back my first comment. This would be okay with me too. :flowerforyou:
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member

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    This guy is clearly the exception to the rule.
  • purpleipod
    purpleipod Posts: 1,147 Member
    Unless you are a professional swimmer you should never wear a speedo regardless of your size. They are terrible.
  • tmlandis
    tmlandis Posts: 39 Member
    For the love of all things holy Speedos are never okay in public, I don't care how hot you are. No one needs to be seen in a banana hammock for any reason!! :laugh:
  • Raclex
    Raclex Posts: 238
    Budgie smuggler, banana hammock, ding-a-ling-sling...

    Unless you're a pro diver, swimmer or water polo player don't even think about wearing one :noway:
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
    some things are best left to the imagination.... yes. just say no to speedos for men... not the brand.
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    So i'm the only one who is COMPLETELY ok with this? lol

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  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
    too big?

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    fat_Speedos by blmarvin, on Flickr


    LMAO!!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
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    holy hottttness!!

    Yum. :wink:
  • 189andFalling
    189andFalling Posts: 58 Member
    Not wanting to stereotype.. but on my holidays it seems reasonably common for our larger German friends to be donning a pair of speedos .... :).

    EDIT: Shame on you girls for treating us men like pieces of meat. Daniel does have emotions too you know :D.
  • blondejillie
    blondejillie Posts: 305 Member
    For the love of all that is holy PLEASE, guys, NEVER WEAR A SPEEDO. Speedos are only appropriate for men competing in swim competitions and even those guys don't look that great in speedos.


    Amen and Hallelujah Sistahs and Brothas!
  • AmandaBroun
    AmandaBroun Posts: 126
    If it's hanging out, it's too big.
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    LOL! Unless he's a competitive swimmer actually wearing it for a swim meet, any size is too big for a speedo!

    ^^^This!!! Personally, I think a tasteful pair of swim trunks looks best. Speedos gross me out even on the most physically fit men.
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