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    You might be out of shape if....

    Posts: 972 Member
    edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
    ...you're sore for 2 days after playing golf. (yes, this is from personal experience a few years ago)

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    • Posts: 567 Member
      you can't sit up straight after doing one day of sit-ups.
    • Posts: 3,908 Member
      You can't do one up pull-ups, pistols, planche push-ups, headstand push-ups or dragon flags.
    • Posts: 987 Member
      The phone rings.... and by the time you find it, you're too winded to answer it.
    • Posts: 600 Member
      you bend over and you can't do up your laces (my hubby, not me)

      you're walking and you get asthma

      you play "fetch" with your kids

      your 3yr old can out run you

      you drive your car around the corner, coz you can't be bothered walking

      So glad I let these things go, but I'm happy to say I could always do my shoe laces:bigsmile:
    • Posts: 972 Member
      The phone rings.... and by the time you find it, you're too winded to answer it.

      :laugh:

      Love it.
    • Posts: 628
      you walk up the steps and by the time you reach the top, you are out of breath (yup, has happened to me)
    • Posts: 13,247 Member
      When your Pekingese - with three inch legs - DRAGS you on walks.
    • Posts: 129
      When your Pekingese - with three inch legs - DRAGS you on walks.

      Sorry, I laughed.

      But that IS a wake up call.
    • Posts: 326 Member
      You can't make it through the warm up of 30DS!
    • Posts: 1,658
      .... you hear your knees squish when you stand up.
    • Posts: 648 Member
      The phone rings.... and by the time you find it, you're too winded to answer it.
      Funny!
    • Posts: 37 Member
      Taking a shower is too much like exercise
    • Posts: 248 Member
      You have to sit down while you brush your teeth in the morning.
    • Posts: 926 Member
      you seriously considered buying the clapper to turn off the lights so you dont have to get up
    • Posts: 3,671 Member
      You get sweaty in the shower trying to shave your legs, and have to take "breaks" (and sit down) between sections to catch your breath.
    • Posts: 3,671 Member
      you seriously considered buying the clapper to turn off the lights so you dont have to get up

      I totally bought one of these in high school...not as cool as they looked on TV. You have to clap so hard your hand are red, and even then the stupid thing doesn't always work. lol
    • Posts: 716
      when you get to the top of the stairs and have to take a rest before continuing to your bedroom which is only a few feet away
    • Posts: 926 Member
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      I totally bought one of these in high school...not as cool as they looked on TV. You have to clap so hard your hand are red, and even then the stupid thing doesn't always work. lol

      you can count the hand clapping in the exercise journal so it is a win-win situation!
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      you drive your car around the corner, coz you can't be bothered walking


      How about driving the car 30 feet to the other side of the yard? (My mom)
    • Posts: 327 Member
      Bump!!! Omg this is just what I needed to read right now!! :laugh:
    • Posts: 98
      you can't carry the basket of dirty laundry down the steps so you throw it.
    • Posts: 87
      I so wish my house had stairs so I could try this.^^^^^^^
    • Posts: 80 Member
      ROFL I knew I wasn't the only one. I was thinking wow I'm doing it and that Jillian heffa said " Now let's get started" I was tired as hell and confused. Thinking wth we haven't started yet.
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      Lol..I was winded even following the beginner chick. I used my heart rate monitor and was in high zone before I knew it
    • Posts: 559
      you can't even swim a lap in a regular sized pool.
    • Posts: 1,359 Member
      You run a quarter of the way around the track at the high school and have to stop to vomit. This happened to me long ago.
    • Posts: 87
      The fire department has to be called to help get you out of the bathtub because you're stuck. (My aunt)
    • Posts: 926 Member
      you take a break before doing anything strenous because you know you will need it
    • Posts: 716
      The fire department has to be called to help get you out of the bathtub because you're stuck. (My aunt)

      Oh MY
    • Posts: 1,658
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      you can count the hand clapping in the exercise journal so it is a win-win situation!

      I am taking care of my ex-husband (he's very ill) and he sleeps on a daybed in my living room. He has a clapper for his lamp and I can hear him clapping his lamp on and off clear back in the bedroom. Hey, it's all in the timing and consistency, not how hard or loud you clap! Like.. 2 claps of equal loudness at a certain time interval. Sometimes he yells at me to come and clap his lamp for him. lol
    • Posts: 277 Member
      you get worn out using the vacuum
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