You might be out of shape if....

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  • chubbytiff
    chubbytiff Posts: 61 Member
    you no longer can see your feet.
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    you go mirror shopping and ask for the widescreen version
  • echoica
    echoica Posts: 339 Member
    Bump
  • whitneyann0
    whitneyann0 Posts: 327 Member
    you go mirror shopping and ask for the widescreen version
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • Paul_Taylor
    Paul_Taylor Posts: 15 Member
    ...when having to decide between making yourself some ice cream and pie, or going to bed 'early' with the missus... you choose neither because it's to much effort to get of the couch.
  • Tanyawhite30
    Tanyawhite30 Posts: 473
    ...when having to decide between making yourself some ice cream and pie, or going to bed 'early' with the missus... you choose neither because it's to much effort to get of the couch.


    :laugh:
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    ...you decide to sleep on the couch in front of the tv because you don't want to do the climb up the stairs to the bedroom.

    Yes, I've done this a few times. My massage therapist says I should stop. Lol!
  • Makethefatcry12
    Makethefatcry12 Posts: 133 Member
    You can't make it up 5 stairs without your knees hurting and being out of breath. You can't cross your legs because your stomach pushes into your chest and it crushes your lungs so you can't breathe. You can't sit up to get out of bed so you roll on your side until you finally reach the floor. All from personal experience.... Unfortunately.....
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
    (and now for the one that made me think of starting this topic)

    ...your breathing becomes labored during a bowel movement.

    Last week I was in a stall in an airport and the men in the stalls on either side me sounded like they were running a f----g marathon - I'm not kidding - both of them. It was really disturbing.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    you buy a rideing lawn mower just to do the front lawn patch


    and no i didn't do this
  • HotBodUnderConstruction
    HotBodUnderConstruction Posts: 420
    You're winded on your walk back to your car from the grocery store... so to make the walk less miserable you reach into your bag of groceries and open up some potato chips.
  • LadyBuell
    LadyBuell Posts: 164
    you walk up the steps and by the time you reach the top, you are out of breath (yup, has happened to me)
    you walk up the steps and by the time you reach the FIRST LANDING, you are out of breath
  • Reedern
    Reedern Posts: 525 Member
    you can't carry the basket of dirty laundry down the steps so you throw it.
    lmao....now that's funny!
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
    When you're having a shower and all you're doing is standing there washing yourself but you're too winded to sing along to the radio. Yup...I got winded having a shower. That was a very depressing day.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    When you get winded pushing a "power assisted" lawn mower mowing the lawn.

    When you run across the pedestrian crosswalk to beat the light and almost pass out.

    When your legs hurt playing a game of hopscotch with your kid.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Reedern
    Reedern Posts: 525 Member
    You would rather wear flip-flops in the snow than try to bend over and put your shoes and socks on~
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    you can't carry the basket of dirty laundry down the steps so you throw it.
    lmao....now that's funny!

    Bahah, I do this as well, but simply because I'm super lazy.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    if you seriously have to ask a doctor if your healthy enought to take viagra?
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    ... jumping to conclusion is too much a work.
  • carts1179
    carts1179 Posts: 15 Member
    you run out of breathe bending at the waist to tie your shoelaces.
  • kiminikimkim
    kiminikimkim Posts: 746 Member
    You sneeze and your abs hurt.
  • dubw
    dubw Posts: 429
    You buy a pickup so you can slide in and out of the cab.
  • VeganPanda
    VeganPanda Posts: 582 Member
    Your arm is sore from wielding your Wii remote in Skyward Sword for two hours.
  • LastMinuteMama
    LastMinuteMama Posts: 590 Member
    ...you broke a sweat scrolling through this thread
  • bethvandenberg
    bethvandenberg Posts: 1,496 Member
    so kid sees you in shorts and tells his mom your legs look like cottage cheese. (wasn't me but was in line next to them) lol. Glad I was wearing pants LOL
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    if you seriously consider hurting yourself so you can get a handicapped sticker..
  • sheri02r
    sheri02r Posts: 486 Member
    you seriously considered buying the clapper to turn off the lights so you dont have to get up

    I totally bought one of these in high school...not as cool as they looked on TV. You have to clap so hard your hand are red, and even then the stupid thing doesn't always work. lol

    you can count the hand clapping in the exercise journal so it is a win-win situation!

    :laugh: :laugh: ...and you KNOW there are people who would add it to their journals too!!
  • ladyluch99
    ladyluch99 Posts: 264 Member
    These are hilarious! I especially like the one about throwing the basket down the stairs. Thanks for the laugh! :laugh:
  • MelissaE27
    MelissaE27 Posts: 682 Member
    you wonder if you still have pubes because you havent seen them in years...sorry I had to go there) a friend and I were discussing this other day.. she said shaving is a hit or miss..lol
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    you wonder if you still have pubes because you havent seen them in years...sorry I had to go there) a friend and I were discussing this other day.. she said shaving is a hit or miss..lol


    yeah... or when your not sure the last time you changed your socks because you cant see to know what color they are...
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