Unicorns pee glitter

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  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    First, Unicorns are from Scotland, NOT England. Have you ever met a unicorn with an English accent? Second, I agree, their blood is silver. Harry Potter was right on that. 3rd, they pee glitter until they have a urinary tract infection, in which case they pee gold, which leprechauns then steal to put at the end of the rainbow. and 4th, unicorns FART rainbows, they POOP tootsie rolls lol


    No, Unicorns living in the Rocky Mountains in England.
    Maybe there are two types of unicorns-Scottish and English.....hmmm.....


    Im pretty certain there is only one breed of unicorns. They are from england, and they pee glitter

    fixed for you! :flowerforyou:
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    First of all, I'm relatively certain they pee rainbows.

    Second of all, their blood is silver (hello, have you ever seen Harry Potter???)

    Third of all, I would like to own a pet penguin.

    Harry Potter is fake. You cant use him as an example. I really wish you guys would read up on stuff before posting things that are not true.

    how would you know? you just said you 've never been to England.

    Exactly. Plus Harry Potter is totally real.
  • Fred77
    Fred77 Posts: 132 Member
    we used to have a unicorn. its horn fell off, so it wasnt a unicorn anymore. it was just a magic horse. He liked to play online poker and swore like a sailor. If he licked you your nipples fell off.

    However, i can confirm it did pee glitter.
  • hazev74
    hazev74 Posts: 252 Member
    Bird.


    That is all.
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    we used to have a unicorn. its horn fell off, so it wasnt a unicorn anymore. it was just a magic horse. He liked to play online poker and swore like a sailor. If he licked you your nipples fell off.

    However, i can confirm it did pee glitter.

    You so totally rock
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    First of all, I'm relatively certain they pee rainbows.

    Second of all, their blood is silver (hello, have you ever seen Harry Potter???)

    Third of all, I would like to own a pet penguin.

    Harry Potter is fake. You cant use him as an example. I really wish you guys would read up on stuff before posting things that are not true.


    Oh sure. Next you're going to say Santa isn't real. Or that God and Santa aren't the same person.

    :noway:
  • eryn415
    eryn415 Posts: 98 Member
    I want to be friends with everyone in this post. I can just imagine what my feed would look like.

    That is all.
  • mikonei
    mikonei Posts: 291 Member
    we used to have a unicorn. its horn fell off, so it wasnt a unicorn anymore. it was just a magic horse. He liked to play online poker and swore like a sailor. If he licked you your nipples fell off.

    However, i can confirm it did pee glitter.

    Yeah... about that......
    It didn't fall off, I stole it and stuck it to a horse's forehead. Did not turn out as planned.....
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    First of all, I'm relatively certain they pee rainbows.

    Second of all, their blood is silver (hello, have you ever seen Harry Potter???)

    Third of all, I would like to own a pet penguin.

    Harry Potter is fake. You cant use him as an example. I really wish you guys would read up on stuff before posting things that are not true.


    Oh sure. Next you're going to say Santa isn't real. Or that God and Santa aren't the same person.

    :noway:

    I haven't met Santa but I have met the Easter Bunny....he was kind of nuts
  • HOTTMESSYGIRL
    HOTTMESSYGIRL Posts: 35
    You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I love porn, beer, and boobs.

    That is all

    I agree... minus the beer.
    that is all.


    awww.. you just haven't found the right beer yet.
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
    Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member

    I haven't met Santa but I have met the Easter Bunny....he was kind of nuts

    The toothfairy and I go out drinking once a month. When she gets drunk, she just starts punching people in the mouth and handing them a dollar... She's lost her edge.
  • HOTTMESSYGIRL
    HOTTMESSYGIRL Posts: 35
    whatever! If you are not going to take things seriously I am going to just leave. Santa will know who is being naughty and who is being nice. GOOD LUCK!
  • HOTTMESSYGIRL
    HOTTMESSYGIRL Posts: 35
    You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
    Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.


    THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121

    I haven't met Santa but I have met the Easter Bunny....he was kind of nuts

    The toothfairy and I go out drinking once a month. When she gets drunk, she just starts punching people in the mouth and handing them a dollar... She's lost her edge.

    Wow, I wonder if it is because she has a drinking problem or an anger problem?
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    First, Unicorns are from Scotland, NOT England. Have you ever met a unicorn with an English accent? Second, I agree, their blood is silver. Harry Potter was right on that. 3rd, they pee glitter until they have a urinary tract infection, in which case they pee gold, which leprechauns then steal to put at the end of the rainbow. and 4th, unicorns FART rainbows, they POOP tootsie rolls lol


    No, Unicorns living in the Rocky Mountains in England.
    Maybe there are two types of unicorns-Scottish and English.....hmmm.....


    Im pretty certain there is only one breed of unicorns. They are from england.

    What??? I thought they were from My Little Pony Land
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    First, Unicorns are from Scotland, NOT England. Have you ever met a unicorn with an English accent? Second, I agree, their blood is silver. Harry Potter was right on that. 3rd, they pee glitter until they have a urinary tract infection, in which case they pee gold, which leprechauns then steal to put at the end of the rainbow. and 4th, unicorns FART rainbows, they POOP tootsie rolls lol


    No, Unicorns living in the Rocky Mountains in England.
    Maybe there are two types of unicorns-Scottish and English.....hmmm.....


    Im pretty certain there is only one breed of unicorns. They are from england.

    What??? I thought they were from My Little Pony Land

    I once heard they were first discovered in Iceland but I seriously doubt it
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member

    I haven't met Santa but I have met the Easter Bunny....he was kind of nuts

    The toothfairy and I go out drinking once a month. When she gets drunk, she just starts punching people in the mouth and handing them a dollar... She's lost her edge.

    Wow, I wonder if it is because she has a drinking problem or an anger problem?

    I think it's the whole "youre not real" thing...
  • mrsNoSo
    mrsNoSo Posts: 28
    So, does that mean that girls who wear glitter lotion are wearing unicorn pee? That's sexy awesome!

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