Unicorns pee glitter
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Maybe there are two types of unicorns-Scottish and English.....hmmm.....First, Unicorns are from Scotland, NOT England. Have you ever met a unicorn with an English accent? Second, I agree, their blood is silver. Harry Potter was right on that. 3rd, they pee glitter until they have a urinary tract infection, in which case they pee gold, which leprechauns then steal to put at the end of the rainbow. and 4th, unicorns FART rainbows, they POOP tootsie rolls lol
No, Unicorns living in the Rocky Mountains in England.
Im pretty certain there is only one breed of unicorns. They are from england, and they pee glitter
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First of all, I'm relatively certain they pee rainbows.
Second of all, their blood is silver (hello, have you ever seen Harry Potter???)
Third of all, I would like to own a pet penguin.
Harry Potter is fake. You cant use him as an example. I really wish you guys would read up on stuff before posting things that are not true.
how would you know? you just said you 've never been to England.
Exactly. Plus Harry Potter is totally real.0 -
we used to have a unicorn. its horn fell off, so it wasnt a unicorn anymore. it was just a magic horse. He liked to play online poker and swore like a sailor. If he licked you your nipples fell off.
However, i can confirm it did pee glitter.0 -
Bird.
That is all.0 -
we used to have a unicorn. its horn fell off, so it wasnt a unicorn anymore. it was just a magic horse. He liked to play online poker and swore like a sailor. If he licked you your nipples fell off.
However, i can confirm it did pee glitter.
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First of all, I'm relatively certain they pee rainbows.
Second of all, their blood is silver (hello, have you ever seen Harry Potter???)
Third of all, I would like to own a pet penguin.
Harry Potter is fake. You cant use him as an example. I really wish you guys would read up on stuff before posting things that are not true.
Oh sure. Next you're going to say Santa isn't real. Or that God and Santa aren't the same person.
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I want to be friends with everyone in this post. I can just imagine what my feed would look like.
That is all.0 -
we used to have a unicorn. its horn fell off, so it wasnt a unicorn anymore. it was just a magic horse. He liked to play online poker and swore like a sailor. If he licked you your nipples fell off.
However, i can confirm it did pee glitter.
Yeah... about that......
It didn't fall off, I stole it and stuck it to a horse's forehead. Did not turn out as planned.....0 -
First of all, I'm relatively certain they pee rainbows.
Second of all, their blood is silver (hello, have you ever seen Harry Potter???)
Third of all, I would like to own a pet penguin.
Harry Potter is fake. You cant use him as an example. I really wish you guys would read up on stuff before posting things that are not true.
Oh sure. Next you're going to say Santa isn't real. Or that God and Santa aren't the same person.
:noway:
I haven't met Santa but I have met the Easter Bunny....he was kind of nuts0 -
You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.0
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I love porn, beer, and boobs.
That is all
I agree... minus the beer.
that is all.
awww.. you just haven't found the right beer yet.0 -
Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.0 -
I haven't met Santa but I have met the Easter Bunny....he was kind of nuts
The toothfairy and I go out drinking once a month. When she gets drunk, she just starts punching people in the mouth and handing them a dollar... She's lost her edge.0 -
whatever! If you are not going to take things seriously I am going to just leave. Santa will know who is being naughty and who is being nice. GOOD LUCK!0
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Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!0 -
I haven't met Santa but I have met the Easter Bunny....he was kind of nuts
The toothfairy and I go out drinking once a month. When she gets drunk, she just starts punching people in the mouth and handing them a dollar... She's lost her edge.
Wow, I wonder if it is because she has a drinking problem or an anger problem?0 -
Maybe there are two types of unicorns-Scottish and English.....hmmm.....First, Unicorns are from Scotland, NOT England. Have you ever met a unicorn with an English accent? Second, I agree, their blood is silver. Harry Potter was right on that. 3rd, they pee glitter until they have a urinary tract infection, in which case they pee gold, which leprechauns then steal to put at the end of the rainbow. and 4th, unicorns FART rainbows, they POOP tootsie rolls lol
No, Unicorns living in the Rocky Mountains in England.
Im pretty certain there is only one breed of unicorns. They are from england.
What??? I thought they were from My Little Pony Land0 -
Maybe there are two types of unicorns-Scottish and English.....hmmm.....First, Unicorns are from Scotland, NOT England. Have you ever met a unicorn with an English accent? Second, I agree, their blood is silver. Harry Potter was right on that. 3rd, they pee glitter until they have a urinary tract infection, in which case they pee gold, which leprechauns then steal to put at the end of the rainbow. and 4th, unicorns FART rainbows, they POOP tootsie rolls lol
No, Unicorns living in the Rocky Mountains in England.
Im pretty certain there is only one breed of unicorns. They are from england.
What??? I thought they were from My Little Pony Land
I once heard they were first discovered in Iceland but I seriously doubt it0 -
I haven't met Santa but I have met the Easter Bunny....he was kind of nuts
The toothfairy and I go out drinking once a month. When she gets drunk, she just starts punching people in the mouth and handing them a dollar... She's lost her edge.
Wow, I wonder if it is because she has a drinking problem or an anger problem?
I think it's the whole "youre not real" thing...0 -
So, does that mean that girls who wear glitter lotion are wearing unicorn pee? That's sexy awesome!0
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What??? I thought they were from My Little Pony Land
*GASP* MY LITTLE PONIES ARE NOT, I repeat, NOT UNICORNS!!!0 -
So, does that mean that girls who wear glitter lotion are wearing unicorn pee? That's sexy awesome!
yes, and glitter eyeshadow is dried unicorn pee0 -
Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!
What about the Welsh unicorns? They don't pee glitter. They are incontinent and they leek.0 -
So, does that mean that girls who wear glitter lotion are wearing unicorn pee? That's sexy awesome!
yes, and glitter eyeshadow is dried unicorn pee
UTI in MY EYE0 -
So, does that mean that girls who wear glitter lotion are wearing unicorn pee? That's sexy awesome!
yes, and glitter eyeshadow is dried unicorn pee
I woke up one time with glitter all over my chest - was the tooth fairy riding a unicorn - who stopped to pee on me? What would that be called? can't be a golden shower.... hmmmm0 -
Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!
What about the Welsh unicorns? They don't pee glitter. They are incontinent and they leek.
You're my new bestie0 -
Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!
What about the Welsh unicorns? They don't pee glitter. They are incontinent and they leek.
They do TOO PEE GLITTER!!! They pee INVISIBLE glitter!! And they cry Fairies, SO THERE!0 -
So, does that mean that girls who wear glitter lotion are wearing unicorn pee? That's sexy awesome!
yes, and glitter eyeshadow is dried unicorn pee
I woke up one time with glitter all over my chest - was the tooth fairy riding a unicorn - who stopped to pee on me? What would that be called? can't be a golden shower.... hmmmm
a fun night?0 -
Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?0
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Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!
What about the Welsh unicorns? They don't pee glitter. They are incontinent and they leek.
They do TOO PEE GLITTER!!! They pee INVISIBLE glitter!! And they cry Fairies, SO THERE!
Please... how can something CRY freaking fairies... :huh:0
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