Unicorns pee glitter

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  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    well, at least we know Unicorns are awesome! What about the Loch Ness Monster?
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    What are ya, slow? YES YES YES!!! :huh:
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
    Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.


    THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!

    What about the Welsh unicorns? They don't pee glitter. They are incontinent and they leek.

    They do TOO PEE GLITTER!!! They pee INVISIBLE glitter!! And they cry Fairies, SO THERE!

    Please... how can something CRY freaking fairies... :huh:

    Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that

    I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member

    Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!

    I'm not mean enough to make a unicorn cry. So no. I have never seen their tears.
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that

    I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil

    I think they are just misunderstood, not evil.
  • jernigan51
    jernigan51 Posts: 92
    Bring me a taco. That is all.
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that

    I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil

    I think they are just misunderstood, not evil.

    Have you met one? The last one I met threw a poison oak leaf at me :(
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member

    Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!

    I'm not mean enough to make a unicorn cry. So no. I have never seen their tears.

    Nobody can make them cry. They only cry when a tree dies. :flowerforyou:
  • cyclingben
    cyclingben Posts: 346 Member
    unicorns wake up in the morning and piss excellence
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121

    Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!

    I'm not mean enough to make a unicorn cry. So no. I have never seen their tears.

    Nobody can make them cry. They only cry when a tree dies. :flowerforyou:

    Or when you steal their horn. Not that I personally have ever stolen one of their horns but I know bad people who have
  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
    If unicorns pee Glitter, what do they poo?

    Pop Rocks....duh!?!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    If unicorns pee Glitter, what do they poo?

    Pop Rocks....duh!?!

    WINNING!
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that

    I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil

    I think they are just misunderstood, not evil.

    Have you met one? The last one I met threw a poison oak leaf at me :(

    Once, I thought.. but I was also on shrooms at the time.
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that

    I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil

    I think they are just misunderstood, not evil.

    Have you met one? The last one I met threw a poison oak leaf at me :(

    Once, I thought.. but I was also on shrooms at the time.


    You absolutely made me lol, now my friends think I'm nuts
  • KaraP18
    KaraP18 Posts: 145 Member
    Also I didnt want to say it but those English unicorns' piss also disintegrates fat cells. Its the glitter. I am going to find me a damn unicorn! Whos with me?
  • HOTTMESSYGIRL
    HOTTMESSYGIRL Posts: 35
    Do not MOCK the unicorns.
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    Also I didnt want to say it but those English unicorns' piss also disintegrates fat cells. Its the glitter. I am going to find me a damn unicorn! Whos with me?

    Me-I wonder if Scottish unicorns also do this as well?
  • FionaNiConnor
    FionaNiConnor Posts: 90 Member
    If unicorns pee Glitter, what do they poo?

    As long as it's fluffy, who cares?
  • KaraP18
    KaraP18 Posts: 145 Member
    Me-I wonder if Scottish unicorns also do this as well?
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    No just the English ones, that's why they are endangered.
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member

    Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!

    I'm not mean enough to make a unicorn cry. So no. I have never seen their tears.

    Nobody can make them cry. They only cry when a tree dies. :flowerforyou:

    Or when you steal their horn. Not that I personally have ever stolen one of their horns but I know bad people who have

    Of course you do... :huh:
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that

    I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil

    I think they are just misunderstood, not evil.

    Have you met one? The last one I met threw a poison oak leaf at me :(

    Once, I thought.. but I was also on shrooms at the time.


    You absolutely made me lol, now my friends think I'm nuts

    You know what's funnier... I am HOTTMESSYGIRL =) Nothing like being bored and creating a fake account to mess with your buddies.. Looks like alot of other got caught up in it as well.. So funny.. But I swear.. Unicorns live in the Rocky Mountains in England!
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121

    Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!

    I'm not mean enough to make a unicorn cry. So no. I have never seen their tears.

    Nobody can make them cry. They only cry when a tree dies. :flowerforyou:

    Or when you steal their horn. Not that I personally have ever stolen one of their horns but I know bad people who have

    Of course you do... :huh:

    Hey-I didn't say I agreed with what they were doing!!
  • LordBezoar
    LordBezoar Posts: 625 Member
    First, Unicorns are from Scotland, NOT England. Have you ever met a unicorn with an English accent? Second, I agree, their blood is silver. Harry Potter was right on that. 3rd, they pee glitter until they have a urinary tract infection, in which case they pee gold, which leprechauns then steal to put at the end of the rainbow. and 4th, unicorns FART rainbows, they POOP tootsie rolls lol


    No, Unicorns living in the Rocky Mountains in England.

    You just don't live in the right part of the Rockies....

    Also:


    canned_unicorn_meat.jpg
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    unicorn-poop.jpg
  • CharityPearce
    CharityPearce Posts: 215
    Turkey for me. Turkey for you. Let's eat turkey in my big brown shoe...

    That. Is. All.
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    While I agree that there are most certainly unicorns in England, I am also that much more certain there are unicorns in Scotland. And Ireland too
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
    First, Unicorns are from Scotland, NOT England. Have you ever met a unicorn with an English accent? Second, I agree, their blood is silver. Harry Potter was right on that. 3rd, they pee glitter until they have a urinary tract infection, in which case they pee gold, which leprechauns then steal to put at the end of the rainbow. and 4th, unicorns FART rainbows, they POOP tootsie rolls lol


    No, Unicorns living in the Rocky Mountains in England.

    You just don't live in the right part of the Rockies....

    Also:


    canned_unicorn_meat.jpg

    So is the glitter part pee, or does their blood contain glitter as well? hmm.....
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