Does drinking a lot of water make my poop fluffy?

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  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    I love when fluffy poop has chunks of lettuce in it...it looks like you *kitten* out Slimer from Ghostbusters!

    Or, when you eat blue ice cream -- sh*tting Papa Smurfs for 3 days straight.

    Corn will forever be a fave.
  • marlabelle
    marlabelle Posts: 55 Member
    Fluffy poop is the *kitten*!
  • WickedMouse
    WickedMouse Posts: 343 Member
    THIS...

    http://youtu.be/jsVgi8hoFFc

    *Scrubs* "Everything comes Down to poo"
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    You guys call me sick? I've added like 7 friends. hahahaha
  • xDramaQueen95x
    xDramaQueen95x Posts: 32
    this is so funny! haha!
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    No it wouldn't. However, eating a stuffed animal might. Yes, I am kidding! Seriously, if you have 'fluffy' poo and it's floating, you probably have a lot of gas in it. Have you been eating a lot of fiber? Has the color changed to light yellow or white? If it keeps up and this isn't normal for you, see a Dr.. as it could be a serious medical problem. Most likely it isn't though. Good luck with your poo. :)
    Also, the only stupid question is one that's not asked! Sometimes even google doesn't give us the answers we are looking for! So, if this really concerns you, ignore the mean people and keep looking until you find answers!
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    albino poo? Never had that before. Best I could get to is maybe coffee tan
  • chas1933
    chas1933 Posts: 14 Member
    hahahaha lol
  • alorick
    alorick Posts: 194
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP

    You sir, should poop. Might loosen up the bearings a bit.
  • Moeblessings
    Moeblessings Posts: 215
    More like soft serve! HAHAHAHA :laugh:
  • QuietStatic
    QuietStatic Posts: 6
    Wow... This is awesome. :smokin:
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    Last time I checked the only time I pee out my assh*le is when I drink Budweiser products...
  • smplycomplicated
    smplycomplicated Posts: 484 Member
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP

    someone needs a hug.:flowerforyou:

    some people have twisted sense of humors. I happen to be one of them. when i saw the title i thought to myself Now that is a post worth checkin out. Doesn't mean i need to grow up, just means sometimes sh*ts just funny. *pun intended*
  • plcarpenter
    plcarpenter Posts: 83 Member
    IT'S SO FLUFFFFFY!!!!
  • plcarpenter
    plcarpenter Posts: 83 Member
    Last time I checked the only time I pee out my assh*le is when I drink Budweiser products...

    Why would you drink Budweiser?
  • mhotch
    mhotch Posts: 901 Member
    Bump,
  • plcarpenter
    plcarpenter Posts: 83 Member
    Are you certain it was fluffy and not poofy? :bigsmile:

    This is an excellent point.
  • adamb83
    adamb83 Posts: 719 Member
    BUMP!
  • Moeblessings
    Moeblessings Posts: 215
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP

    someone needs a hug.:flowerforyou:

    some people have twisted sense of humors. I happen to be one of them. when i saw the title i thought to myself Now that is a post worth checkin out. Doesn't mean i need to grow up, just means sometimes sh*ts just funny. *pun intended*

    I also am one of those people with a twisted sense of humor....Besides, you know how many calories you burn when you laugh?! DUH!!! :laugh:
  • MsBaby117
    MsBaby117 Posts: 201 Member
    Best. Thread. Ever!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

    Thanks! I needed that laugh!! :laugh:
  • Psufilmgirl
    Psufilmgirl Posts: 93 Member
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    YES. THIS. hahaha
  • Tmrice721
    Tmrice721 Posts: 86 Member
    LMAO!!!!!!!
  • annalee_1
    annalee_1 Posts: 235 Member
    Fluffy fluff fluff omg!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Can I just say how truly wonderful it is to know that there are many people out there with a sense of humor as immature as my own? Poop jokes are funny!
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
    Cause I took like 4 dumps yesterday. But I didn't weigh to see how much weight I lost.
    You should have weighed yourself. I *always* weigh pre and post-poo, because I have a morbid curiosity with seeing how much it weighed.

    Lots of protein + lots of fiber + lots of water = impressive poo


    --- I lost 5 pounds the other day. True story.
    The force is strong with this one.
  • MikeSEA
    MikeSEA Posts: 1,074 Member
    To make things fluffier you need a solid latice structure, usually from protein (often whipped egg whites). Obviously protein makes poop fluffier.
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP
    The stick might come out if you gave it a shot.........
  • iiiiworkout
    iiiiworkout Posts: 18
    LOVE THE TITLE!!!
  • sammyjbray
    sammyjbray Posts: 146 Member
    ratemypoo.com

    Take a picture of the fluffy stuff; you know you want to...
  • nursenessa1
    nursenessa1 Posts: 182 Member
    Cause I took like 4 dumps yesterday. But I didn't weigh to see how much weight I lost.

    You shoulda weighed yourself. You could be at your goal weight right now and not know it.
    Oh yer killinme people stop stop! ROFLMAO!
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