Does drinking a lot of water make my poop fluffy?

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  • lleabrooks
    lleabrooks Posts: 87 Member
    What's fluffy poop? :huh:
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Cause I took like 4 dumps yesterday. But I didn't weigh to see how much weight I lost.
    You should have weighed yourself. I *always* weigh pre and post-poo, because I have a morbid curiosity with seeing how much it weighed.

    Lots of protein + lots of fiber + lots of water = impressive poo


    --- I lost 5 pounds the other day. True story.
    The force is strong with this one.
    I'm telling you -- protein, fiber, and water are a fabulous combination. :)
  • DST513
    DST513 Posts: 140 Member
    this is too funny!!!
  • Mariposa187
    Mariposa187 Posts: 344 Member
    All i can picture is the little girl on despicable me saying ITS SOOOOOOOOOOO FLLLLLLLUUUUUUFFFFFFFFYYYYYYY!!!! lol most entertaining post and comments of the day!
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    Any topic that can go from poop to mousse… awesome!
  • my31169
    my31169 Posts: 22
    LOL, I'm laughing so hard right now...too funny. Thanks for making my day! :laugh:
  • wakeupdummy
    wakeupdummy Posts: 5 Member
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhahahhahahahahhaahaa!
  • ToughMudderAddict
    ToughMudderAddict Posts: 290 Member
    I think I need to poo...
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    I think I need to poo...
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  • MikeSEA
    MikeSEA Posts: 1,074 Member
    I think I need to poo...
    pooface.jpg

    Random Fun fact: if you refer to prunes as "dried plums" 60% of people won't catch it, and eat them happily.
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    NorthWest people are obviously cracked in the head.
  • ToughMudderAddict
    ToughMudderAddict Posts: 290 Member
    NorthWest people are obviously cracked in the head.

    Psh... You're just upset that I beat you to the bathroom and now it's all fragrant in there..

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  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    My poop is pink, fluffy and sparkly because I'm a girl.
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Cause I took like 4 dumps yesterday. But I didn't weigh to see how much weight I lost.

    "Have you ever taken a crap so big it made your pants fit better?
    I am about one turd away from backing into a new wardrobe" - Ron White
  • lilfurson
    lilfurson Posts: 190
    I drink over 40 glasses of water a day and eat chia seeds...why isn't my poop fluffy?
  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
    Question, can you make sculptures out of it? If not it's too fluffy. You want it just right to be able to make whole scenes from Hamlet and other Shakespearean plays.
  • MikeSEA
    MikeSEA Posts: 1,074 Member
    My poop is pink, fluffy and sparkly because I'm a girl.

    No, that's evidence that you're a unicorn.
  • DistortedButterfly
    DistortedButterfly Posts: 44 Member
    The title of this thread is HILARIOUS
  • izzydino
    izzydino Posts: 254 Member
    are you sure it wasn't clouds :)
  • fluffy925
    fluffy925 Posts: 93 Member
    Someone call my name?
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,345 Member
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP

    why dont yooooou get your head out your butt and gain a lil bit of a sense of humor with that weight loss of yours. :laugh:
  • luhluhlaura
    luhluhlaura Posts: 278 Member
    Cause I took like 4 dumps yesterday. But I didn't weigh to see how much weight I lost.
    You should have weighed yourself. I *always* weigh pre and post-poo, because I have a morbid curiosity with seeing how much it weighed.

    Lots of protein + lots of fiber + lots of water = impressive poo


    --- I lost 5 pounds the other day. True story.

    I thought I was the only one. Can we be best friends?!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    My poop is pink, fluffy and sparkly because I'm a girl.

    No, that's evidence that you're a unicorn.

    I beg to differ on this one. Pink is just one color involved in unicorn poop.

    Unicorn-Poop.jpg
  • Skeebee
    Skeebee Posts: 740 Member
    pics or it is never happened. :indifferent:

    brb *grrrr*

    eeewwww!!!!! LOL!!!!
  • TheresaC928
    TheresaC928 Posts: 849
    I'm sure Dr Oz could answer that one. LOLOL! This question now makes me wonder. My answer would be no.
  • sherrirb
    sherrirb Posts: 1,649 Member
    Can I just say how truly wonderful it is to know that there are many people out there with a sense of humor as immature as my own? Poop jokes are funny!

    Ok, here's one for ya...

    Why was Tigger playing in the toilet?
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    He was looking for Pooh!!!

    Great kids joke :laugh:
  • muscular_dude
    muscular_dude Posts: 36
    Party pooper! *no pun intended* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Tanyawhite30
    Tanyawhite30 Posts: 473
    Party pooper! *no pun intended* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



    lol!!!:laugh:
  • a21smp
    a21smp Posts: 26 Member
    ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC...THANK'S FOR MAKING MY DAY!!!!! :laugh:

    :flowerforyou:
  • jessjayla
    jessjayla Posts: 34
    LOL!!!!!
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