Favorite one liner from a movie

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  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    I ain't got time to bleed -- Predator
  • CiarraCA
    CiarraCA Posts: 56
    say hello to my little friend! Scarface
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    There can be only one! Highlander
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    You using the whole fist, Doc? -Fletch
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    Let's be real-- this isn't the worst thing U've ever caught me doing -- Ironman
  • tnvolsfan74
    tnvolsfan74 Posts: 83 Member
    Allie: "You're a terrible singer...but i like this song".

    Ohhh the Notebook <3<3

    From that movie, for me...it has to be: "If you're a bird, I'm a bird." Oh, I do love me some Ryan Gossling :love:
  • Stiang
    Stiang Posts: 82 Member
    I know it should only be one, but....

    "We named the dog Indiana" - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    "Excuse me....Excuse me.....Excuse me" "Excuse you for what" "I burped" - It's a Wonderful Life

    "You farging iceholes" - Johnny Dangerously

    and finally

    "Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot 'ya" - McLintock
  • cloud2011
    cloud2011 Posts: 898 Member
    Not a one-liner, and from a tv show: (Will & Grace)

    "I was like a mother to that girl. I told her she was fat, and I locked her in her room!"
  • confuzzledwife
    confuzzledwife Posts: 142 Member
    "You know what a soc is? White trash with mustangs and madras."

    "You guys know what greasers are? White trash with long, greasy hair."

    -The Outsiders
  • slimmergalpal
    slimmergalpal Posts: 235 Member
    From Cool Hand Luke 1967, “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”
  • bobaloo22
    bobaloo22 Posts: 13 Member
    "I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon" True Lies (not my favorite quote, but it caught me off guard and I could not stop laughing!)
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    I have been and always shall be your friend -- Star Trek 2
  • nutandbutter
    nutandbutter Posts: 447
    "You're my boy Blue!" Old School

    "All right meow. Hand over your license and registration." Super Troopers- actually that whole scene
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    Wounds heal -- chicks dig scars -- glory is forever.. THE REPLACEMENTS
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!" ~ Lord of the Rings
  • Slimithy
    Slimithy Posts: 348 Member
    "I have to return some video tapes" - American Pyscho
    "Here's Johnny!" - The Shining
    "Do not go in there...wheeeeeeeeeeeew!!" - The Mask
    "I buy this time, you buy next time" - Cable Guy
    "Rock and Roll" - The Rules of Attraction
    "Hasta la vista, baby." - Terminator 2

    Not to nit-pick... but isn't the "Do not go in there...wheeeeeeeeeeeew!!" actually from Ace Ventura Pet Detective?
  • louisey112
    louisey112 Posts: 573 Member
    Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. ~ The Princess Bride
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    " come to the coast-- we'll have few laughs..." Diehard
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    "You shall not PASS!!!" LOTR
  • doctorandrew
    doctorandrew Posts: 32
    "I live my life one quarter-mile at a time"
    "too soon junior"
    "not today"
  • pjd100
    pjd100 Posts: 10
    "I only told you to blow the bloody doors of" Italian Job-Micheal Caine
  • RoseSweet
    RoseSweet Posts: 30
    Columbo in murder by death; " I have to go to the can again, I don't want to miss nutten" http://youtu.be/o0zY0fNzYf8
  • asgard825
    asgard825 Posts: 1,516 Member
    "With great power comes Great responsibility"--Spiderman
  • punkybuddah
    punkybuddah Posts: 10 Member
    Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.


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  • AlbionLass
    AlbionLass Posts: 136
    "I only told you to blow the bloody doors of" Italian Job-Micheal Caine

    Misquoted.
  • mblair1968
    mblair1968 Posts: 323 Member
    "Funny, she doesn't look Druish" Spaceballs

    "Better get the gimp, Gimp's sleeping, Wake him up" Pulp fiction
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I doubt anyone saw this movie but one of the best lines from sorority boys: I have a FAT *kitten*!!!
  • ChrisGoldn
    ChrisGoldn Posts: 473 Member
    From Mack in Predator:: You're ghostin' us, motherf**ker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

    You can't Handle the Truth! Jack Nicholson Few Good Men.
    Here's Johnny! Jack Nicholson The Shining
    Give me the Bat Wendy! I'm Bash Your F**king Head in! The Shining.

    (Jack is King of One Liners)

    Your Entrance was good,His was Better Batman
  • 412HeavyLifter
    412HeavyLifter Posts: 170 Member
    Dude where's my car - They're at a chinese drive thru and the cashier kept saying " and thennn"!
  • AlbionLass
    AlbionLass Posts: 136
    From Mack in Predator:: You're ghostin' us, motherf**ker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

    One of my favourites.
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