Calories that Don't Count

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  • princesspeach577
    princesspeach577 Posts: 56 Member
    haha! so true. great post.
  • Specialkayrina
    Specialkayrina Posts: 242 Member
    hahaha GREAT post!!
  • MystiqueASAP
    MystiqueASAP Posts: 747
    Got it! I will now eat all of my meals (custom-made) with my left hand while standing in front of the television. :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • MystiqueASAP
    MystiqueASAP Posts: 747
    Broken foods have no calories, because they leak out of the broken edge. So if you do bake the cookies that you intend not to eat, if one or two break - those may be eaten.

    Few know of the food-color-correlation. Foods that are yellow (i.e. yellow cake) have a corresponding quantity of calories as other foods in the same color family when consumed in the same day. In instances where the two foods of the same color have divergent calories when eaten alone, the lowest amount of calories prevails. For example: if you eat yellow squash and yellow cake in the same meal, the yellow cake contains the same calorie count as the yellow squash.

    Foods containing ingredients you can neither spell nor pronounce are calorie-free.

    So what you are saying is that a slice of red velvet cake has the same amount of calories as a beet or a red apple when eaten together? How cool is that! :drinker:
  • Zombierawr
    Zombierawr Posts: 95 Member
    LOVE this post! Business lunches and desserts are included as well as you are obligated to get something expensive and satisfying.
  • ladycypress
    ladycypress Posts: 19 Member
    This is great! I tell everyone that any chocolate eaten on a Wednesday has no calories!
  • Coyla
    Coyla Posts: 444 Member
    FOOD EATEN FOR SOMEONE ELSE: I dedicate this brownie to my sister. I'm eating it for her sake, so the calories go to her.
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