I gained 1,285 pounds in 1 week.

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d2footballJRC
d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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So I've been on this new diet drinking Body by Jabba shakes and in week I've went from

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Then after JUST ONE WEEK!! TO

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I'm not too worried as I heard muscle weighs more than fat. Helps that I have a lady in a metal bikini to mix me my shakes and bring them to me. Lucky enough that came free when you put a year supply of shakes on auto order as my wife left me a couple days ago because she said I was getting too muscular.

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  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
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    bahaha you funny
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    awesome gains brah!
  • suelegal
    suelegal Posts: 1,282 Member
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    LOL very funny
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    Do you even lift?
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
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    Flavors?
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
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    :heart: :drinker:

    How do you get such a solid stomach???? Tips plz!!!!!!!
  • ickybella
    ickybella Posts: 1,438 Member
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    I wouldn't worry. It's probably all muscle.
  • liftandcycle
    liftandcycle Posts: 209
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    You're my inspiration! i need this shake!
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
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    two questions:
    - are you wearing a jetpack in the 'before' photo?
    - are you saying that jabba weighs less than a whale?
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    awesome gains brah!

    I kno rite? Must be Cell Tech in those shakes.
  • TexasGirl_Amie
    TexasGirl_Amie Posts: 215
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    wow, just wow.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    two questions:
    - are you wearing a jetpack in the 'before' photo?
    - are you saying that jabba weighs less than a whale?

    1. I wish.
    2. I'm a small jabba, but don't worry in 2 months I'll be much larger than even the blue whale if these muscle gains keep up!
  • erxkeel
    erxkeel Posts: 553 Member
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    Cool, I shot your cousin all to hell last night on SWOR.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    You so funny!
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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    Flavors?

    Galactic Grape is my favorite.

    There is also:
    Fruit Punch Force
    Sand People Strawberry
    R2-D2 Punch
    Lukes Hard Lemonade
    Vaders Dark Cherry
  • sexyminxinthemaking
    sexyminxinthemaking Posts: 451 Member
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    ha ha that really made me lol :laugh:
  • liftandcycle
    liftandcycle Posts: 209
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    Galactic Grape is my favorite.

    There is also:
    Fruit Punch Force
    Sand People Strawberry
    R2-D2 Punch
    Lukes Hard Lemonade
    Vaders Dark Cherry

    I lol'ed soo hard!
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
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    shecksayyy!
  • StephTheBookworm
    StephTheBookworm Posts: 177 Member
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    Hot!
  • Woooolywool
    Woooolywool Posts: 136 Member
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    haha aw man, you're amazing for posting this! :'D

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