Morning Genius

xsargex
xsargex Posts: 768
edited September 19 in Success Stories
I'm real anal-retentive about packing a gym bag, cause I always feel like I forgot something.
I have to go thru the bag like 8 times before I leave; OCD? I dunno. I always seem to get to the gym and forget the padlock for the locker, or clean socks. *kitten* really pisses me off.

So I packed my gym bag for work this morning. Came in and ran for an hour. It was awesome.
Came back to the facility to take a shower. Realized, I didn't pack any underwear.

Commando. 10-hour shift. Freaking awesome. :noway:
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  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    ouch.....could have been worse..you could have forgotten your deodorant ?
    next time, you'll need to re-check your bag 8-9x
    :flowerforyou:

    Kim
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
    LOL!

    Hope you have A/C or you'll have batwings all day!
  • xsargex
    xsargex Posts: 768
    I do have A/C in my office, but I work outside quite a bit. It ain't too bad. Going on my 8th hour, haha.
    I got three rolls of deodorant. That I don't forget.
  • April0815
    April0815 Posts: 780 Member
    Am I so sheltered that I don't know what bat wings are?
  • darman
    darman Posts: 269
    Um - that's something you may not "want" to know
  • neenaleigh
    neenaleigh Posts: 584 Member
    LMAO!!!!! Thank you for sharing! I needed a laugh! :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • shaleah77
    shaleah77 Posts: 89
    Am I so sheltered that I don't know what bat wings are?


    Well...it has 2 definitions really. One refers to usually a ladies arm that is fatty at the tricep area to where it kinda flops around a bit.

    The other ....well....instead of typing it out I got a link for you LOL ..

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bat+wings
  • Mishy
    Mishy Posts: 1,551 Member
    HA HA HA - learn something new every day.
  • April0815
    April0815 Posts: 780 Member
    Before shaleah77 gave me the link to look up, I thought about the area we were talking about and I thought maybe that was it but I am a very visual person so ofcourse I try to vision if that could be it. BINGO it was. Not a lovely picture to have. HAHA That has to be an awful feeling. I'll make sure to send my husband extra extra underwear offshore.
  • pammiles47
    pammiles47 Posts: 36
    How about writing a list of items to pack for your gym bag then you can check it off as you put the items in. Just a though. :wink:
  • April0815
    April0815 Posts: 780 Member
    GOOD IDEA
  • Lil_Leah
    Lil_Leah Posts: 376 Member
    oh, sarge, my friend. :laugh:

    i think this just made my day.
  • mamaof2girls
    mamaof2girls Posts: 332 Member
    LMAO!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    Thanks for the laugh! I needed that today!
  • April0815
    April0815 Posts: 780 Member
    If my husband knew I learned what bat wings are from this site I couldn't make him believe it was for Fitness and Health.
  • Lil_Leah
    Lil_Leah Posts: 376 Member
    If my husband knew I learned what bat wings are from this site I couldn't make him believe it was for Fitness and Health.

    :blushing:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    ooookay. I'm 55 and I didn't know what bat wings meant either. Had to look at the link. I guess you really are never too old to learn. :laugh:
  • xsargex
    xsargex Posts: 768
    I'm proud to see that I've been the leader and pioneer in everyone's learning experience today.

    For more re-education on the "batwing", you must watch the movie "Waiting".


    That is all. Class dismissed.


    Professor Sarge
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    Do you have a place at work to store a spare change of whatever? I used to keep spare undies, socks, gym pants, gym shirt and a towel at work because I always forgot at least one of those items.
    (Kept my gym bag stocked with it's own deo, hair brush, body spray.) If you can't keep a spare at work, keep them in the car? Also, I pack my bags at night. I tend to forget less stuff since I feel less rushed and can triple check my bag too :wink:
  • xsargex
    xsargex Posts: 768
    Do you have a place at work to store a spare change of whatever? I used to keep spare undies, socks, gym pants, gym shirt and a towel at work because I always forgot at least one of those items.
    (Kept my gym bag stocked with it's own deo, hair brush, body spray.) If you can't keep a spare at work, keep them in the car? Also, I pack my bags at night. I tend to forget less stuff since I feel less rushed and can triple check my bag too :wink:

    Nah usually when I'm short on clothes, I just drive down to Walmart and get new stuff. I'm a guy, I don't have a spare wardrobe. Pshhhh.....
  • thumper44
    thumper44 Posts: 1,464 Member
    How about writing a list of items to pack for your gym bag then you can check it off as you put the items in. Just a though. :wink:

    Sarge,
    A list is it. Saved me checking 3-4 times and forgetting stuff.

    Check it off while you put it on your bed for example, and then check it off again as you pack it away.

    Pssst, make sure when you zippppppp, don't wanna get caught.:laugh: :glasses:
  • Brenna
    Brenna Posts: 126 Member
    That was great- thanks for the laugh! :laugh:

    Happy Monday!
  • sarabear
    sarabear Posts: 864
    If my husband knew I learned what bat wings are from this site I couldn't make him believe it was for Fitness and Health.

    :blushing:
    Now I see where the batwig thing came in someone said it earlier and I was like HUH??? So now I know how to sleep and work and what batwings are, all in a days work:wink:
  • April0815
    April0815 Posts: 780 Member
    Pssst, make sure when you zippppppp, don't wanna get caught.:laugh: :glasses:
    [/quote]

    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    OMG, Batwings!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JDHINAZ
    JDHINAZ Posts: 641 Member
    Sarge, you and Boss going to start a Word of the Day Post?
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    Wow,,,

    Ok - TMI time, stop reading now if you don't wanna get creeped.

    I've been commando for close to 30 years. Gave up the briefs when I caught the itch playing football and never put them back on. I have a pair of boxers around here somewhere for clothes shopping or Dr. visits. It's not good for a man to have his junk constrained,,,

    Constant batwings, didn't know what to call it, never really noticed 'til just now. Thanks. :grumble:
  • xsargex
    xsargex Posts: 768
    Wow,,,

    Ok - TMI time, stop reading now if you don't wanna get creeped.

    I've been commando for close to 30 years. Gave up the briefs when I caught the itch playing football and never put them back on. I have a pair of boxers around here somewhere for clothes shopping or Dr. visits. It's not good for a man to have his junk constrained,,,

    Constant batwings, didn't know what to call it, never really noticed 'til just now. Thanks. :grumble:

    I learned from my first deployment that underwear had to go. You keep way dryer with just powder and your pants. When the trousers got so stiff, that they could stand up on their own..... it was time to hand-wash them and move onto a clean pair.
  • Lil_Leah
    Lil_Leah Posts: 376 Member
    i cant even relate to this talk anymore. :indifferent:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I'm real anal-retentive about packing a gym bag, cause I always feel like I forgot something.
    I have to go thru the bag like 8 times before I leave; OCD? I dunno. I always seem to get to the gym and forget the padlock for the locker, or clean socks. *kitten* really pisses me off.

    So I packed my gym bag for work this morning. Came in and ran for an hour. It was awesome.
    Came back to the facility to take a shower. Realized, I didn't pack any underwear.

    Commando. 10-hour shift. Freaking awesome. :noway:

    Hmmmm seems like a list is in order. Ya know, for order.

    How is the Gold Bond today:laugh:
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