If you woke up as a zombie...

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  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,094 Member
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    it would be a horrible surprise and i'm sure before i could eat his brain my husband would shoot me

    I just asked him if he would, and he said yes, "and then there would be some good loving while you're still warm" lmao!!

    sick...


    OMG I read this and I'm pretty sure you could be married to my husband!! I read it to him and he laughed and agreed that his answer would be the same.

    LOL! yeah hes a keeper .. be glad you got a good one! lmao
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
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    In the event you DON'T have a plan, the CDC has one for you.

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  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,015 Member
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    I'm kind of a junk food junkie...so...

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    YES! HA!
  • jynnipher
    jynnipher Posts: 5
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    Remember to eat a balanced diet...

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Rogiefreida
    Rogiefreida Posts: 567 Member
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    it would be a horrible surprise and i'm sure before i could eat his brain my husband would shoot me

    I just asked him if he would, and he said yes, "and then there would be some good loving while you're still warm" lmao!!

    sick...


    OMG I read this and I'm pretty sure you could be married to my husband!! I read it to him and he laughed and agreed that his answer would be the same.

    LOL! yeah hes a keeper .. be glad you got a good one! lmao

    Same here. My fiance would say the same thing.

    Since we're talking zombies, I came home the other day and found a machete in the garage with "zombie killer" written across the blade. Someone's been watching a little *too* much of TWD...
  • cannonsky
    cannonsky Posts: 850 Member
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    I'd eat Bono... that man drives me crazy.
  • piperjon
    piperjon Posts: 157 Member
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    I wanna be lauramac when I grow up... I'm just sayin.

    If I woke up a zombie, I imagine the first thing I would do is to wonder "hey, how the hell did I wake up a zombie?"

    I mean, I'll still be an existentialist, right?

    THEN I'll go and look for brains to eat. Since i live in the Southern US, I'll probably find a church full of people, since there are so many round here.

    That's because I love...



    ...wait for it...



    SOUL FOOD!


    :-D


    ++ducking thrown freshly harvested internal organs++

    Pj
  • Elizabeth_M
    Elizabeth_M Posts: 562 Member
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    I don't think you'd care?
  • threasarenee
    threasarenee Posts: 78 Member
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    I'd like to eat Adam Levine's brain. yum

    if they taste as good as he looks, you better be sharing :)
  • princeza9
    princeza9 Posts: 337 Member
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    Well, 2 friends are the closest people to me. Problem is, both also watch TWD and one does have some knowledge of how to survive a zombie attack. So, the next door neighbors I guess.
  • threasarenee
    threasarenee Posts: 78 Member
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    loving this thread :)
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Oprah. She has a colossal noggin so there'd be a lot of good eatin'.
  • Bella3119
    Bella3119 Posts: 104
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    I wanna be lauramac when I grow up... I'm just sayin.

    ME TOO!!!! lol

    Oh, and to answer the question, I'd probably go after Rush Limbaugh.
  • Trilaina
    Trilaina Posts: 61
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    Martha Stewart's. The zombies always fail because they're disorganzied; hopefully I'll get some of her organizational skills. If not, at least I'll be able to make some aweome centerpieces and sell them on eBay.
  • piperjon
    piperjon Posts: 157 Member
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    ME TOO!!!! lol

    Oh, and to answer the question, I'd probably go after Rush Limbaugh.

    You'll starve looking for a brain in that one. (Rush, not Lauramac...her brains would be bountiful and tasty...mmm!)

    Wait, EXCELLENT diet plan!

    Pj
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Assuming I would recognize that he's not quite one of us... yet... I'd go for Keith Richards. Imagine the residual buzz you'd get from all he's done over the years? Trippin' zombie!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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    I would be sad Bc there would be NO MORE WINE FOR ME.
  • mstemen
    mstemen Posts: 111 Member
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    I live in Oklahoma and everyone here, including myself, has a plan for the Zombie Apocalypse and many of those people have guns.

    Please tell me you're kidding

    It's Oklahoma...he's serious, trust me...

    So what's the plan?? I should be more prepared.

    Plan to avoid zombies:

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    This is awesome!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    Assuming I would recognize that he's not quite one of us... yet... I'd go for Keith Richards. Imagine the residual buzz you'd get from all he's done over the years? Trippin' zombie!
    Oooh! Good idea!
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    I don't know but I'd definately stay away from

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