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    Getting in shape for the zombie apocalypse

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    edited November 2024 in Motivation and Support
    Everyone seems to be scared of december 2012 when the mayan long count calendar recycles, end of the world and all that. I see it as an opportunity. If the world is going to be overrun with zombies, then let's get in shape so we can kill lots of zombies! Who's with me?

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    • Posts: 159 Member
      Well, it's as good a reason as any, I guess. Those pesky Mayans! Why'd they have to bring zombies into it?
    • Posts: 1,221 Member
      Remember, there won't be any factories running to make more bullets and they're going to run out quick, so you've gotta get in there with a sword or an axe and hack and hack and hack.
    • Posts: 1,221 Member
      Well, it's as good a reason as any, I guess. Those pesky Mayans! Why'd they have to bring zombies into it?
      Well I guess it's just you and me. The odds are not in our favor, but we'll have to train hard. We can do this!
    • Posts: 1,059 Member
      For those that need practice running from zombies https://www.zombiesrungame.com just thought it looked neat for those that are interested I use a shuffle to run this game almost makes me want to use my iphone
    • Posts: 18 Member
      Oh I am so in on getting in shape to take out zombies! This might be the way to get my bf to workout with me lol!!
    • Posts: 18 Member
      very good point now I need to work on my arms
    • Posts: 2,344 Member
      Rule No. 1 - Cardio!
    • Posts: 201 Member
      I'm in! Rule number one CARDIO! This is a big topic in my household. Where to go, what to bring, what to leave etc...My weapon of choice is a pink crow bar :) But it's heavy... time to get started on more weight training if I am to be swinging that around.
    • Posts: 1,221 Member
      I'm gonna go all medieval on some zombies with a suit of chainmail and a sword.
    • Posts: 231 Member
      I am totally in. I need to get my arm strength up!
    • Posts: 3,845 Member
      This is the only reason I exercise and stay in shape. Everyone laughs now, but they wont be laughing when their brains are being eaten.
    • Posts: 91 Member
      I am organizing a zombie run next autumn with my students... like this one:

      http://runforyourlives.com/

      If you are in Norway, stop by!!
    • Posts: 170 Member
      Guess I better start doing cardio, gotta be able to run from the "walkers"!
    • Posts: 764 Member
      This is why I'm starting to run!! My boyfriend is in great shape and I don't want to be a burden when it happens. We have a zombie plan!!
    • Posts: 764 Member
      This is the only reason I exercise and stay in shape. Everyone laughs now, but they wont be laughing when their brains are being eaten.

      Not even joking my boyfriend is the same way
    • Posts: 161 Member
      Getting in shape for the apocalypse is surly a great thing to do :) I say what ever motivates you do it :)
      WARNING: I'm about to burst your doomsday bubble for all you doomsdayers out there-
      There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today should be July 28th, 2013.
      Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year.... so technically the world should have ended about 7 months ago.
    • Posts: 174 Member
      Getting in shape for the apocalypse is surly a great thing to do :) I say what ever motivates you do it :)
      WARNING: I'm about to burst your doomsday bubble for all you doomsdayers out there-
      There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today should be July 28th, 2013.
      Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year.... so technically the world should have ended about 7 months ago.

      This^^^^

      Don'tcha just hate it when facts get in the way of a good zombie kill?
    • Posts: 86 Member
      I am organizing a zombie run next autumn with my students... like this one:

      http://runforyourlives.com/

      If you are in Norway, stop by!!

      Haha there is one in Texas in December...guess I need to start training for 5k. I guess it would be bad form to kill the zombies on the trail...
    • Posts: 4
      There is this phone app for android and Iphones called Zombie Run! While you run a voice comes over your music, that tells you a story that the zombie apocalypse has come...you have to get medicine, food etc to bring back home. While you run it will tell you zombies are coming, and you have to run from them. Its interval training.

      You can pick the speed of the zombies, evil dead slow or 28 Days Later uber fast. You can pick the level of infestation as well. I will admit I am ready for the zombie apocalypse!

      Its a fun little program
    • Posts: 94 Member
      For those that need practice running from zombies https://www.zombiesrungame.com just thought it looked neat for those that are interested I use a shuffle to run this game almost makes me want to use my iphone

      It's a pretty fun game to run with. Only problem is I think my run pace is too fast because I never get chased by zombies, only once during a walk portion of my run did they come after me but it does add a little different entertainment to just music
    • Posts: 47
      Rule # 1 Cardio



      The kids think the "fluffy" people go first because there is more for the zombies to eat!
    • Posts: 764 Member
      Getting in shape for the apocalypse is surly a great thing to do :) I say what ever motivates you do it :)
      WARNING: I'm about to burst your doomsday bubble for all you doomsdayers out there-
      There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today should be July 28th, 2013.
      Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year.... so technically the world should have ended about 7 months ago.

      I'm not thinking its coming for 2012 but zombies could happen at any time!!! Gotta be prepared!!
    • Posts: 1,221 Member
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      This^^^^

      Don'tcha just hate it when facts get in the way of a good zombie kill?
      the zombie apocalypse can come at any time. In the meantime, i've got a bunch of books and videos on medieval sword fighting, a waster and a wooden pell that's going to wish it never met me.
    • Posts: 1,082 Member
      My main motivation.
    • Posts: 471 Member
      This is too funny! I've got to add Katana training into my routine :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,221 Member
      This is too funny! I've got to add Katana training into my routine :laugh:
      I'm not a big katana fan, myself. The blades are prone to chipping, however you'll mostly be cutting rotted meat and bone, not iron, so it probably won't be an issue, just personal preference in this case.
    • Posts: 105 Member
      Dont forget to practice moving efficiently with a backpack. You have to have one of those!!
    • Posts: 767 Member
      been practicing by running around with a sandbag on my shoulders
    • Posts: 105 Member
      soooooo,,,, Assuming you all are in shape, are you prepared as well?
    • Posts: 133 Member
      Getting in shape for the apocalypse is surly a great thing to do :) I say what ever motivates you do it :)
      WARNING: I'm about to burst your doomsday bubble for all you doomsdayers out there-
      There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today should be July 28th, 2013.
      Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year.... so technically the world should have ended about 7 months ago.

      Serious buzzkill dude! lol
      Zombies are an eventuality that can't be ignored. Prepare yourself now!
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