I want to burn muscle as fast as I can to lose weight. Thoug

Posts: 292 Member
edited November 2024 in Food and Nutrition
I never eat back my exercise calories because I want to lose weight faster. Anyone who actually wants to benefit from exercise by keeping or increasing their muscle mass is an idiot. The only goal, and I do mean the only goal is to watch that scale go down. Do it by any means necessary.

What do you think?

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  • Posts: 267 Member
    My sarcasm meter is on overload!!!
  • hmmmm:indifferent:
  • Posts: 292 Member
    My sarcasm meter is on overload!!!

    How could you tell that was sarcasm?
  • Posts: 2,810 Member

    How could you tell that was sarcasm?

    Because there is no way you could possibly be serious unless you're an anorexic 15 year old girl...which...judging by your profile pic, you are definitely not!
  • Posts: 996 Member
    I was gonna say something that would be completely insensible - bite tongue...

    I hope you are saving money for the surgery for the extra extra which will remain behind and be very obvious... just saying
  • I never eat back my exercise calories because I want to lose weight faster. Anyone who actually wants to benefit from exercise by keeping or increasing their muscle mass is an idiot. The only goal, and I do mean the only goal is to watch that scale go down. Do it by any means necessary.

    What do you think?

    I think it is faster if you just don't eat at all.
  • Posts: 713 Member
    Wow, you are like a fitness god. I am going to try this for sure! Can't WAIT to see my ribcage sticking out of my skin..
  • Posts: 616 Member
    you could speed things up by chopping off a leg.
  • Posts: 165
    How can I do this too?! :smirk:
  • Posts: 1,987 Member
    :noway: :frown:
  • Posts: 1,067 Member
    Limb amputation?? Consult with your physician first before embarking on any weight loss plan. :wink:
  • Posts: 983 Member
    *cheers* I love this plan!!!! Oh, and only drink water! That's right, no food, just water.
  • Posts: 889 Member
    Oh I see whats going on here :wink:
  • Posts: 151 Member
    I guess this is the reason why I am not losing weight that fast..... god know I have tried it all... including not drinking water and exercising like a mule just to sweat it all out of my body..... that works well too.... juste lightheaded at some point but the result is worth it....
  • Posts: 227 Member
    lol I like the meat on my boness if my muscle went I'd be like jello when i moved.
  • Posts: 61 Member
    *cheers* I love this plan!!!! Oh, and only drink water! That's right, no food, just water.

    Don't forget to put cayenne pepper in it! :)
  • Posts: 154 Member
    OMG! Let's start a group called "People that lose weight the healthy way." ;]
  • Posts: 713 Member
    I guess I dont really need my left arm. . it kinda just gets in the way.. I could saw it off. Quicker!
  • Posts: 17 Member
    I recently started replacing breakfast and lunch with Ex-Lax. Dinner is a simple bottle of water with lemon juice in it. I've lost 24lbs in the last week!
  • Posts: 1,196 Member
    I smell a troll!
  • Posts: 6,294 Member
    Didcha know that if you lose 100% muscle and no fat, you'd actually lose 5.8 pounds with a 3500 calorie deficit?

    http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/fat-loss/the-energy-balance-equation.html

    So I'd encourage you to try to keep as much fat as possible.
  • Posts: 1,987 Member
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  • Posts: 84 Member
    Hmmm
  • Posts: 2,096 Member
    I'm just going to drink only water for 15 days. I hear that's a safe effective plan to loose lose weight.
  • I never eat back my exercise calories because I want to lose weight faster. Anyone who actually wants to benefit from exercise by keeping or increasing their muscle mass is an idiot. The only goal, and I do mean the only goal is to watch that scale go down. Do it by any means necessary.

    What do you think?

    I totally agree. I would prefer to have skin hanging off me. Who needs muscle? Plus, I definitely don't want to get bulky and gross like those bodybuilding women. Ewwww. And I love being hungry!














    (Yes, both OP and I apparently share a love of sarcasm)
  • Posts: 8,138 Member
    I only eat ice.
  • Posts: 336 Member
    I thought I might get my bones hollowed out... who needs marrow anyways?
  • Posts: 221
    Is this post a joke?? Come on now.
  • Posts: 8,980 Member
    First I thought you were serious. But now I want to give you a hug.
  • Posts: 91 Member
    Yea I was thinking of trying nothing but water and exlax until prom ;)
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