what are you afraid of?

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  • bluemorpho1247
    bluemorpho1247 Posts: 300 Member
    Im still scared of the dark! have to turn lights on to go loo, and sleep with the TV/ light on! and im 21
  • SaraADaigle
    SaraADaigle Posts: 51
    I have never heard of this Vampiric fruit in my life ... that is an interesting fear ....

    I fear something happening to my children ... but I guess that is pretty normal rite?
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    So, something like this?

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    I can't see pic!!! :sad:

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    It's a tiny pumpkin with a hole cut out and fake vampire teeth shoved in. Red push pins for the evil eyes. Frightening!
  • Lifting_chick
    Lifting_chick Posts: 275 Member
    needles
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  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    Everything.

    Well, not really but almost.... Mainly things with 6, or 8 legs - especially 8 legs....

    Even things with more than 8 legs like centipedes and milipedes....

    Or things with hangy legs (wasps)!!
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
    Venomous ducks
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    Spiders

    Like spiders on the field?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I have been afraid of vampiric fruit for most of my life.

    What do you have against Tim Curry?

    He promised to call a satanic mechanic to repair my car but never did. I hate him so much.
  • bigbeauty2
    bigbeauty2 Posts: 6
    dying young like most of the women on my moms side of the fam
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  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,385 Member
    Vampires can't bite through sheets. My dad said so. It must be true.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Bunnicula has always scared the crap out of me.

    That rabbit is dynamite...this should comfort you though...

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    "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
    'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
    thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
    people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
    and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"

    Skip a bit, Brother.

    "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
    Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
    shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
    shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
    excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
    the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
    thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
    in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

    Amen.

    Right! One... two... five!

    Three, sir!

    Three! [boom]
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Bunnicula has always scared the crap out of me.

    awww... I loved those books as a kid
    So in a battle between Bunnicula and vampiric melons...who would win??
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    We never threw out our pumpkins from Halloween. Instead, we sat them underneath a tree in our backyard. The squirrels ate the *kitten* outta them.

    I'm wondering, will we now have vampiric squirrels? The chipmunks will undoubtedly be upset at being usurped from the Masters of Satan's Spawn Rodents' throne.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    I have been afraid of vampiric fruit for most of my life.

    What do you have against Tim Curry?

    He promised to call a satanic mechanic to repair my car but never did. I hate him so much.

    What an a-hole.
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  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    We never threw out our pumpkins from Halloween. Instead, we sat them underneath a tree in our backyard. The squirrels ate the *kitten* outta them.

    I'm wondering, will we now have vampiric squirrels? The chipmunks will undoubtedly be upset at being usurped from the Masters of Satan's Spawn Rodents' throne.

    I found it odd that the dermatologist had rotting pumpkins outside of her office in the middle of February. Had I known about the vampiric tendencies of said fruit, I would have turned around and gone right back home.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    So, something like this?

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    I can't see pic!!! :sad:

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    It's a tiny pumpkin with a hole cut out and fake vampire teeth shoved in. Red push pins for the evil eyes. Frightening!

    Not so much frightening......looks like something from Wallace & Grommett.... :-P
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  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member

    "The belief in vampire fruit is similar to the belief that any inanimate object left outside during the night of a full moon will become a vampire. According to tradition, watermelons or any kind of pumpkin kept more than ten days or after Christmas will become a vampire, rolling around on the ground and growling to pester the living. People have little fear of the vampire pumpkins and melons because of the creatures' lack of teeth. One of the main indications that a pumpkin or melon is about to undergo a vampiric transformation (or has just completed one) is said to be the appearance of a drop of blood on its skin."

    Surely a Vampiric vegetable, even if it had teeth, would be interested in juice? I think my boss might be a vampiric fruit, he sucks
    Venomous ducks

    Misread the vowel in ducks there first time round, that is something to be afraid of
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  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
    Venomous ducks

    that's technically not venom.... oh wait, you said DUCKS

    LOL
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I have been afraid of vampiric fruit for most of my life.

    What do you have against Tim Curry?

    He promised to call a satanic mechanic to repair my car but never did. I hate him so much.

    He never liked me!
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  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    Spiders
  • faylenechung
    faylenechung Posts: 107 Member
    lets get out the silver bullets, holy water, and wooden stakes!
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    So, something like this?

    tumblr_lspk9g31m51qzpsuoo1_500.jpg

    I can't see pic!!! :sad:

    redXsmiley.gif

    It's a tiny pumpkin with a hole cut out and fake vampire teeth shoved in. Red push pins for the evil eyes. Frightening!

    Not so much frightening......looks like something from Wallace & Grommett.... :-P
    You say that like it's a bad thing. :bigsmile:

    I can't WAIT for Halloween...
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    SNAKES!
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