MY LIFE IS OVER NOW!!

Hi! I am the Fat kid who likes cake so much! Nice to meet ya!

I just ate a piece of cake and now my life is OVER!! Someone talk me off the ledge!!!!!!


Just kidding, it was delicious and I really enjoyed it.

HAHA! I was coming into this thread with the intention of calling the person a drama queen emo failure - but instead I leave laughing! Winner OP right here! lol.

HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*

My only regret is that I didn't have the stuff we talked about yesterday....what was that....a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top. Then I believe we added PB, Nutella, and sprinkles, if I remember correctly. I'd be willing to risk the heart attack and/or diabetes for that.

DRRRROOOOOOOOOOLL ^________________^ i think i just had an orgasim dreaming of "a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top" !!!!

Food porn is our specialty. :blushing:

HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*

My only regret is that I didn't have the stuff we talked about yesterday....what was that....a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top. Then I believe we added PB, Nutella, and sprinkles, if I remember correctly. I'd be willing to risk the heart attack and/or diabetes for that.

STOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!!!! LOL you are KILLING me my brain is already thinking where, around work, can i find just a lil something lol

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

I'm going to pull out my red crayon here....your statement should be as follows:
I am sooooooo sorry to have read you. You're wasting time. Get a freaking life woman.
(unless you actually did mean "women" as in the plural for me and my super funny friends, in which case I'm sorry for the assumption.)

Thank you.

I'm going to have to assume he meant plural. I AM wasting time, so that was spot on. At closer read, this statement could be a commentary on our food obsessed/self-imposed deprivation culture, to which women are particularly vulnerable. He may not have been trying to silence our banter, rather he is embracing his internal feminist and demanding our emancipation from this fat-shame stigma thrust upon us by the fashion industry, which demands that we abstain from the decadent pleasures around us in our futile quest for figures not unlike those of 13 year old boys. NO! Our brother here wasn't being sarcastic when he wrote, "I am sooooooo sorry" That was genuine anguish in his literary voice! I think that what I'm now understanding is that his reference to "life" may be a rallying call for women to return to the more holistic and nurturing concept of Gaia. Would mother earth condemn her goddesses to an existence without red velvet cupcakes. No! I say! No! Hot damn! I love the support in this community. Good stuff.

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

I'm going to pull out my red crayon here....your statement should be as follows:
I am sooooooo sorry to have read you. You're wasting time. Get a freaking life woman.
(unless you actually did mean "women" as in the plural for me and my super funny friends, in which case I'm sorry for the assumption.)

Thank you.

I'm going to have to assume he meant plural. I AM wasting time, so that was spot on. At closer read, this statement could be a commentary on our food obsessed/self-imposed deprivation culture, to which women are particularly vulnerable. He may not have been trying to silence our banter, rather he is embracing his internal feminist and demanding our emancipation from this fat-shame stigma thrust upon us by the fashion industry, which demands that we abstain from the decadent pleasures around us in our futile quest for figures not unlike those of 13 year old boys. NO! Our brother here wasn't being sarcastic when he wrote, "I am sooooooo sorry" That was genuine anguish in his literary voice! I think that what I'm now understanding is that his reference to "life" may be a rallying call for women to return to the more holistic and nurturing concept of Gaia. Would mother earth condemn her goddesses to an existence without red velvet cupcakes. No! I say! No! Hot damn! I love the support in this community. Good stuff.

Don't forget they're cheesecake filled red velvet cupcakes. Hell...mother earth would be right beside us stuffing her face too. Probably WAISTING her time too!!!

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

I'm going to pull out my red crayon here....your statement should be as follows:
I am sooooooo sorry to have read you. You're wasting time. Get a freaking life woman.
(unless you actually did mean "women" as in the plural for me and my super funny friends, in which case I'm sorry for the assumption.)

Thank you.

I'm going to have to assume he meant plural. I AM wasting time, so that was spot on. At closer read, this statement could be a commentary on our food obsessed/self-imposed deprivation culture, to which women are particularly vulnerable. He may not have been trying to silence our banter, rather he is embracing his internal feminist and demanding our emancipation from this fat-shame stigma thrust upon us by the fashion industry, which demands that we abstain from the decadent pleasures around us in our futile quest for figures not unlike those of 13 year old boys. NO! Our brother here wasn't being sarcastic when he wrote, "I am sooooooo sorry" That was genuine anguish in his literary voice! I think that what I'm now understanding is that his reference to "life" may be a rallying call for women to return to the more holistic and nurturing concept of Gaia. Would mother earth condemn her goddesses to an existence without red velvet cupcakes. No! I say! No! Hot damn! I love the support in this community. Good stuff.

Don't forget they're cheesecake filled red velvet cupcakes. Hell...mother earth would be right beside us stuffing her face too. Probably WAISTING her time too!!!

I thought the red velvet cake was on top? You know, now that I think of it, we never decided what kind the cheesecake-filled cupcakes were! We are remiss in our duties!! Commence the flogging!!!!!

No we did not. Personally...if cheesecake is involved, I'd love carrot cake cupcakes. Besides, doesn't the Carrot part of that add nutrition, where therefore reduces calories? And if you really want to think about it...CHEESEcake? Isn't that Dairy? I mean, we're talking 2 major food groups here. Isn't it our responsibility to our bodies to put these nutritious things into them??