Things not to say in a bar.
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Do you ever show home movies on that thing?0
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Or worse: "You remind me of my Mom's ex."0
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"ill have what the man on the floor is having"0
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"ill have what the man on the floor is having"
:drinker: WINNER!!0 -
"You remind me of my Mom...."
Oh wow! Lmao0 -
"Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"0
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I would buy you a drink, but I don't want to contribute to that beer gut.0
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Hello miss? Can I push in your "stool" or stir your "drink" for you?0
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This happened to me once....
guy buys me a drink and we have a casual conversation then I ask
"So what do you do for a living?"
and he says
"I get a crazy check."
:noway: End of conversation and free drinks. :laugh:0 -
What's your sign?0
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?0
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
someone has said this to me, years ago though. i replied "neah, your alright" & walked off :blushing: :grumble:0 -
i walked into a pub when i was 16 with my mate, i already knew if was a really rough pub, ordered a drink and the guy next to me said, "only prostitutes use this bar", drank our drink as causally as we could in one go and walked out lol0
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Don't worry, MFP can help you reduce the size of your butt.0
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Alcohol is now illegal.0
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OKAY EVERYBODY, THIS IS A RAID!0
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"Pardon me, Miss, but can I smell your vagina?"
She says, "NOOOOO!!!"
"Oh, it must be your feet then."
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.0
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