Things not to say in a bar.

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  • kwaddell1987
    kwaddell1987 Posts: 70 Member
    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • GymAnJuice
    GymAnJuice Posts: 512 Member
    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    someone has said this to me, years ago though. i replied "neah, your alright" & walked off :blushing: :grumble:
  • GymAnJuice
    GymAnJuice Posts: 512 Member
    i walked into a pub when i was 16 with my mate, i already knew if was a really rough pub, ordered a drink and the guy next to me said, "only prostitutes use this bar", drank our drink as causally as we could in one go and walked out lol
  • GymAnJuice
    GymAnJuice Posts: 512 Member
    Don't worry, MFP can help you reduce the size of your butt.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TheDevastator
    TheDevastator Posts: 1,626 Member
    Alcohol is now illegal.
  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
    OKAY EVERYBODY, THIS IS A RAID!
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    "Pardon me, Miss, but can I smell your vagina?"

    She says, "NOOOOO!!!"

    "Oh, it must be your feet then."


    Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

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