Ummm ... This is a new issue at the gym

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    I think you should soak your gym shorts in vinegar and garlic before your next workout.

    It's NOT ME! lol It was a question written to an advice column.

    Methinks the lady doth protest TOO much.
  • BriskaPacojame
    BriskaPacojame Posts: 197
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    Haha I read that too. And was shocked she still considered him as boyfriend material lol Gross!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Spray some Sex Panther on the seat, that'll get him going

    60% of the time, it works everytime!
  • mnishi
    mnishi Posts: 422 Member
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    EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I think you should soak your gym shorts in vinegar and garlic before your next workout.

    It's NOT ME! lol It was a question written to an advice column.

    Methinks the lady doth protest TOO much.

    OK, Billy. ;-)
  • Di3012
    Di3012 Posts: 2,250 Member
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    From the Dear Prudence column:

    Q. Gym Romance: I'm a fit, attractive 30-something single woman who enjoys working out at my local gym. A few weeks ago I noticed a cute guy seemed to have a similar schedule as mine. We also seemed to have a similar workout routine—bike, weights, swim etc. I've tried smiling at him once or twice, to see if there was any interest, but neither of us has made the first move. Then yesterday, I returned to my stationary bike as I had forgotten to wipe it down, and I noticed that he was standing next to it, rubbing the damp seat with an odd look on his face. He then pretended to have dropped something, but I saw that he was actually sniffing the seat, before returning to the locker room. I don't think he realized that he had been spotted. How do I proceed? He is very attractive, and I guess he is into me as well. Do I say something about what I saw, or should I continue flirting with him knowing what I know?

    Are you sure he was sniffing? Perhaps he had a runny nose as he bent down.
  • Smuterella
    Smuterella Posts: 1,623 Member
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    I am torn between being disgusted and horny.
  • supermom2002
    supermom2002 Posts: 180 Member
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    That's awesome. I would leave him a little special gift next time...like my thong covered in sweat. YUM.

    Plus, all guys do a scratch n sniff--he's just being smart...not wasting time. At least now he knows and won't be wasting his $20 on the McDonalds dinner he would offer as the 1st date.
  • Tiffeta
    Tiffeta Posts: 3 Member
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    I fail to see the problem. That means he should have no qualms going down




    to clean your bike seat.

    Haha! This is the funniest thing Ive read on here!
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
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    LMAO....omg. Um, that is just weird. I can't find anything sexually attractive at all. Maybe he is one of those guys that gets turned on when a girl is sweaty.
  • denise3085
    denise3085 Posts: 49 Member
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    ROFL! Made my day!
  • AthenaErr
    AthenaErr Posts: 282 Member
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    Eww
  • HMD7703
    HMD7703 Posts: 761 Member
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    Did he wait till after the first date to sniff her seat?

    If he is sniffing the first time he meets her, then he is just using you for your scent!!
    Run girl, run!
  • diam0nddagger
    diam0nddagger Posts: 45
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    Haha!!

    Well we've all heard stories about guys finding girl's panties in the laundry and then...you know!

    So kinda not that different? But the guy's pretty brave to do that in a public place!
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    :laugh: This whole thread is making me laugh! That's awesome....
  • Austin1988
    Austin1988 Posts: 243 Member
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    "It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again!"
  • lorigreg
    lorigreg Posts: 61
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    Definitely stay away! May have looked cute and all but anyone that sniffs the seat is someone you need to stay away from. He even could be dangerous!::noway:
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*retch*wwwwwwwwwwww dude gag ugh eurghhhhhh
  • meeulk
    meeulk Posts: 246 Member
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    "It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again!"

    this! she may end up in a hole. (or he might. *snicker*)
  • Lifting_chick
    Lifting_chick Posts: 275 Member
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    guys always do a smell test anyway so he was just doing it early


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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