Ummm ... This is a new issue at the gym

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  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    there are OTHER NORMAL cute guys O_O
  • emiliewright
    emiliewright Posts: 148 Member
    It shows he likes the poon. Jump on that!

    You would :)
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 583 Member
    Not a new issue, been at this for years.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Not a new issue, been at this for years.

    First time you got caught?
  • kappy_hollowell
    kappy_hollowell Posts: 399
    Panty raid!!!

    I read one time that the sweat that a person puts off when exercising attracts the opposite sex. I know when my husband is all hot and sweaty, I do get a little hot and bothered.

    But this instance is kinda weird.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I am married so this is not really an issue for me anymore. I only sniff seats recreationally now.
  • confuzzledwife
    confuzzledwife Posts: 142 Member
    "It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again!"

    lolll
  • msarazine
    msarazine Posts: 65
    Puppy love???
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    That's why I always go to the gym with a friend. One of us is on lookout duty while the other sniffs.
  • jessicas0215
    jessicas0215 Posts: 47
    I fail to see the problem. That means he should have no qualms going down




    to clean your bike seat.

    My diet soda just came out of my nose when I read this!!! Hahahahahaha!!
    I would be weirded out by that but hey.... go talk to him, you never know:)
    If being weird was a crime, we'd all be doing a life sentence...
  • Cindym82
    Cindym82 Posts: 1,245 Member
    sounds like a weirdooooo
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I don't get the big deal. Scent is a huge aphrodisiac. He could have been more discreet, true, but unless he started getting "friendly" with the sweat covered seat, I don't understand all the hubbub.

    I assume most of you swap bodily fluids with the person you are with, correct?
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 583 Member
    Not a new issue, been at this for years.

    First time you got caught?

    not by a long shot, and i recommend it to anyone wanting to get out of their gym contract.
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 312 Member
    That's why I always go to the gym with a friend. One of us is on lookout duty while the other sniffs.



    Buddy system is the shit
  • microwoman999
    microwoman999 Posts: 545 Member
    I am just gonna say this once and if someone already wrote it I am sorry I did not have time to read all the posts. Maybe he saw her come back and he was smelling himself hoping he did not smell terrible! Not a guarantee guess but you never know. Things don't always seem what they seem. You can't just get rid of him because of something so silly. Men like the way women smell clean or stinky....We are animals so think about it.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    That's why I always go to the gym with a friend. One of us is on lookout duty while the other sniffs.
    That's called a spotter.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Not a new issue, been at this for years.

    First time you got caught?

    not by a long shot, and i recommend it to anyone wanting to get out of their gym contract.

    Good strategy!
  • shonasteele
    shonasteele Posts: 473
    OMG - this is too funny! Imagine what the pro/con list for dating this guy would look like..

    Pro - he wouldn't have a problem "cleaning my bike seat" after a workout; imagine how much water I could save on showers; he'd probably volunteer to do all my laundry

    Con - how would he respond to meeting my friends, by sticking his nose in their crotch? and if he did, could I just spray him in the face with water like with a german shepherd?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I am just gonna say this once and if someone already wrote it I am sorry I did not have time to read all the posts. Maybe he saw her come back and he was smelling himself hoping he did not smell terrible! Not a guarantee guess but you never know. Things don't always seem what they seem. You can't just get rid of him because of something so silly. Men like the way women smell clean or stinky....We are animals so think about it.

    I'm trying to picture in my mind how him sniffing himself could possibly be misconstrued as him sniffing the sweaty seat she just vacated and it isn't working out.

    But, hey, there seem to be quite a few women here who think it's fine, so that proves we can all find love, right? Kind of heart-melting if you think about it.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    So if a married guy sniffs another girls seat, is that cheating?
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    OMG - this is too funny! Imagine what the pro/con list for dating this guy would look like..

    Pro - he wouldn't have a problem "cleaning my bike seat" after a workout; imagine how much water I could save on showers; he'd probably volunteer to do all my laundry

    Con - how would he respond to meeting my friends, by sticking his nose in their crotch? and if he did, could I just spray him in the face with water like with a german shepherd?

    OMG! I cannot laugh out loud at work!!! Stop it!
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    I don't get the big deal. Scent is a huge aphrodisiac. He could have been more discreet, true, but unless he started getting "friendly" with the sweat covered seat, I don't understand all the hubbub.

    I assume most of you swap bodily fluids with the person you are with, correct?

    Sure, but I don't go sniffing his junk! Maybe I'm a bit odd or something but if somebody's genitals have a scent, I'm not turned on, I'm gagging! Just the thought of sweaty crotch smell has me hanging my head over my trashcan haha
  • insatiable_need
    insatiable_need Posts: 127 Member
    Just imagine, if they DO get together, ten years down the line, telling the "How I Met Your Father" story...

    " ....and we never really talked until I saw him sniffing my exercise seat one day....."

    and if they're dating, and at the gym together, and some girl gets off her exercise bike and he saunters over....

    "Oh, I KNOW I did not just see you sniff that other girl's seat!!!!!"

    HAHAHA! Awesome!
  • LaviMc
    LaviMc Posts: 355 Member
    Ummm... I mean, this is creepy, but I donno if it's serial killer creepy. I donno. I was speechless when I read this... then I laughed HYSTERICALLY! lol Sorry, but I did! lol
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    It shows he likes the poon. Jump on that!

    You would :)

    Indeed. I like men who...go downtown.
  • tonihayden
    tonihayden Posts: 67
    omg.....................sick.
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    She's still considering a date, she should jump right on that... Literally, he doesn't mind if it's sweaty... And maybe "periodic".
  • Journeyingascrystal
    Journeyingascrystal Posts: 195
    why in the HELL would you WANT to keep flirting with him?????? NASTY!!!!! WTF?!!!! well dayyum! did it turn you on that he wanted to sniff your Azz and probably 30 others that had sat there and DIDNt clean the seat?!!! if thats your thing cool.....
  • NU2U
    NU2U Posts: 659 Member
    OHMYFNG!!!!!

    That's nasty........as well as DEEPLY disturbing :sick:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    why in the HELL would you WANT to keep flirting with him?????? NASTY!!!!! WTF?!!!! well dayyum! did it turn you on that he wanted to sniff your Azz and probably 30 others that had sat there and DIDNt clean the seat?!!! if thats your thing cool.....

    Please read carefully the first sentence in the first post. THIS IS NOT ME. I'm not even single!
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