Why don't I get hit on?

My response to this thread was deemed offensive and irretrievably meanie-pants by the lords of discipline, thus all that's left is this explanation and the sound of buzzards humping.

just go up and start talking to them,, simple!

You must have missed the list of important factors outlined on the original "why don't I get hit on" thread:

* Tall women are scary
* Redheads are intimidating
* Men might be afraid I could beat them up because I am in good shape
* I might be noticed and not realize it
* I need to smile more and make eye contact
* Being shy can come across as unapproachable
* A lack of confidence shows up
* Alcohol loosens up inhibitions
* Wear heels with confidence
* Wear flats so I'm not so tall
* Even if I am attractive to look at, a crappy personality might make me unattractive


You're a guy, so you can scratch the tall woman thing, along with the redhead part (since it looks like you're a brunette), smile pretty and make eye contact, start wearing heels or stop wearing them if you are already, drink some tequila, and change your personality.

Heels are going to totally screw up my squat and dead numbers but okay I'll give it a shot. I like Patron btw. I consider myself pretty nice and laid back already so I don't know what to change to.

Flats for your squats and heels for your deadlifts - it's the perfect solution.

Nice guys don't get hit on - you need to exude confidence and badassery.

Heels are going to totally screw up my squat and dead numbers but okay I'll give it a shot. I like Patron btw. I consider myself pretty nice and laid back already so I don't know what to change to.

Flats for your squats and heels for your deadlifts - it's the perfect solution.

Nice guys don't get hit on - you need to exude confidence and badassery.

I've found that my Old Navy compression shirt highlights my nips. Does that count?

Only if you're in a cold room.

Heels are going to totally screw up my squat and dead numbers but okay I'll give it a shot. I like Patron btw. I consider myself pretty nice and laid back already so I don't know what to change to.

Flats for your squats and heels for your deadlifts - it's the perfect solution.

Nice guys don't get hit on - you need to exude confidence and badassery.

I've found that my Old Navy compression shirt highlights my nips. Does that count?

Only if you're in a cold room.

get a room you two! Moderators! This thread reaks of sexual tension and buzzard spunk. I have reported it for overt heel usage and wil go away now to try to burn the nipple images from my mind with hardcore drugs. MFP turned me into a junkie!

First off, women like the natural aroma of a man, it's the phermones. So don't shower before you go to the gym and do not wear deoderant. Second, absoltuley no manscaping. Women do not want a man preoccupied with his looks. Grow a huge grizzly beard and let your chest and back hair grow out of your collar. Next, women like a man at the gym who grunts and screams with every set. It helps to also always throw your weights down. Also, never wipe your sweat off of the equipment. Women love man sweat, it's like sweet nectar to them. Lastly, between exercises, always put one leg up on a bench like you are stretching, but really you should be giving every lady a shot at the goods.

And this is why this dude will never land a chick;)

My thoughts:
1. You are so absolutely handsome that the women think you MUST have a girlfriend/wife.
2. You ARE getting hit on but just don't notice the subtle hints.
3. You are working out so intensely that women don't want to interrupt.
4. Women do not dig the velcro sneakers.

That's all I got....

First off, women like the natural aroma of a man, it's the phermones. So don't shower before you go to the gym and do not wear deoderant. Second, absoltuley no manscaping. Women do not want a man preoccupied with his looks. Grow a huge grizzly beard and let your chest and back hair grow out of your collar. Next, women like a man at the gym who grunts and screams with every set. It helps to also always throw your weights down. Also, never wipe your sweat off of the equipment. Women love man sweat, it's like sweet nectar to them. Lastly, between exercises, always put one leg up on a bench like you are stretching, but really you should be giving every lady a shot at the goods.

And this is why this dude will never land a chick;)

Nah, he'll never land a chick because he's using the wrong lures,125 lb test line and he patently refuses to chum.

Heels are going to totally screw up my squat and dead numbers but okay I'll give it a shot. I like Patron btw. I consider myself pretty nice and laid back already so I don't know what to change to.

Flats for your squats and heels for your deadlifts - it's the perfect solution.

Nice guys don't get hit on - you need to exude confidence and badassery.

I've found that my Old Navy compression shirt highlights my nips. Does that count?

Only if you're in a cold room.

get a room you two! Moderators! This thread reaks of sexual tension and buzzard spunk. I have reported it for overt heel usage and wil go away now to try to burn the nipple images from my mind with hardcore drugs. MFP turned me into a junkie!

Apparently I need to work out with you or next to you at least.

Now I just feel kinda uncomfortable. Stop looking at me like that!

Heels are going to totally screw up my squat and dead numbers but okay I'll give it a shot. I like Patron btw. I consider myself pretty nice and laid back already so I don't know what to change to.

Flats for your squats and heels for your deadlifts - it's the perfect solution.

Nice guys don't get hit on - you need to exude confidence and badassery.

I've found that my Old Navy compression shirt highlights my nips. Does that count?

Only if you're in a cold room.

get a room you two! Moderators! This thread reaks of sexual tension and buzzard spunk. I have reported it for overt heel usage and wil go away now to try to burn the nipple images from my mind with hardcore drugs. MFP turned me into a junkie!

Apparently I need to work out with you or next to you at least.

Now I just feel kinda uncomfortable. Stop looking at me like that!

Don't be. You're just serving as reference.

Oh, I see: I'm not good enough for you. FINE! You can just find someone else to let you in on the secret that the ones that really want you will sniff the seat of your stationary bike after you get up! Good luck figuring that out!

You must have missed the list of important factors outlined on the original "why don't I get hit on" thread:

* Tall women are scary
* Redheads are intimidating
* Men might be afraid I could beat them up because I am in good shape
* I might be noticed and not realize it
* I need to smile more and make eye contact
* Being shy can come across as unapproachable
* A lack of confidence shows up
* Alcohol loosens up inhibitions
* Wear heels with confidence
* Wear flats so I'm not so tall
* Even if I am attractive to look at, a crappy personality might make me unattractive


You're a guy, so you can scratch the tall woman thing, along with the redhead part (since it looks like you're a brunette), smile pretty and make eye contact, start wearing heels or stop wearing them if you are already, drink some tequila, and change your personality.

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OMG! F-ing hilarious. My kids are looking at me like I've lost my *kitten* because I'm laughing so hard. Love it!

My thoughts:
1. You are so absolutely handsome that the women think you MUST have a girlfriend/wife.
2. You ARE getting hit on but just don't notice the subtle hints.
3. You are working out so intensely that women don't want to interrupt.
4. Women do not dig the velcro sneakers.

That's all I got....

Hilarious responses!

On that note, most women want a guy to hit on them, but not likely at the gym. We usually just want to workout and get home to our wine.

Amen.