Hair Growth after a bad haircut

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  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    was the dinglehopper the fork? i think the fork would help me to grow my hair longer fast. it seems to make sense.

    well that settles it. A DINGLEHOPPER it is!
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    was the dinglehopper the fork? i think the fork would help me to grow my hair longer fast. it seems to make sense.

    yes, it WAS the fork..and it was only a movie..a cartoon, how can that actually make sense ?? maybe merpeople are real too, and they can talk normally under water, and fish can sing and dance, and crabs can conduct symphonies, and, and, and ?? :indifferent: :laugh: :laugh:
  • RobynC79
    RobynC79 Posts: 331 Member
    I am 12.

    And here is an excellent example of why the site is 18+....

    Seriously, can a mod delete this child's profile, please? This is unhealthy. Nutrition advice for adults is not suitable for older teenagers, let alone pre-pubescent children.
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    omg i'm not really 12 i'm 18 i was just making a joke because he was really mean to me

    and a dinglehopper makes sense because i AM a mermaid
  • Kenzietea2
    Kenzietea2 Posts: 1,132 Member
    Pregnancy makes your hair grow like crazy, at least in my case. You could try that. lol
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    lol i would except for most cases of pregnancy result in having a baby... and i can't take the risk.
  • msbellzee
    msbellzee Posts: 69
    omg i'm not really 12 i'm 18 i was just making a joke because he was really mean to me

    and a dinglehopper makes sense because i AM a mermaid

    I don't think you're a mermaid, I think you're a troll
  • RobynC79
    RobynC79 Posts: 331 Member
    Sorry, all evidence thus far was pointing me toward you actually being twelve.

    Good luck with the hair growth. There is little you can do to substantially increase its rate, particularly if you are already healthy and properly nourished.
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    yeah i guess i act immature because i have a personality disorder.

    and i am not a troll, i'm a beautiful mermaid troll :)
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    yeah i guess i act immature because i have a personality disorder.

    lets talk about that. what is this personality disorder called?
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    borderline personality disorder. it causes rapid moods swings and impulsive behavior.

    rapid mood swings make me sound like a kid that can't make up her mind.

    it gives me a lot of trouble with relationships.
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    i can relate so much with this. maybe i have the same thing.
    do you think I should take medication? do you take medication?
  • msbellzee
    msbellzee Posts: 69
    Sometimes it's such fun to feed trolls
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    yes my therapist prescribed me medication. but you should definitely get professional help if you're feeling crazy.
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    yes my therapist prescribed me medication. but you should definitely get professional help if you're feeling crazy.

    nah i think you will grow out of it.

    mine is just hormones.
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    mine's part hormones, but i take the medication and it helps a lot a lot a lot.
  • Gordie580
    Gordie580 Posts: 154 Member
    by some miricle gro, it works for my plants, just use it once every 14 days... might work, if not you get a nice bluish color
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    i've always wanted to be blue. you know there's a guy somewhere in america that rubs sliver-something powder on his face and he has blue skin.

    http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=blue+skin+man&view=detail&id=7F1092DCC036D26A9911F7CBB9300C143422A76E&first=0
  • msbellzee
    msbellzee Posts: 69
    by some miricle gro, it works for my plants, just use it once every 14 days... might work, if not you get a nice bluish color

    :laugh:
  • shanae727
    shanae727 Posts: 546 Member
    google the pills hairfinity! I have 3 bottles just sitting in my cabinet they made my hair grow really fast but they are $25 a pop. BTW yes you can speed up hair growth but it's all about retention too, how much are you moisturizing and wearing protective styles. Lots of variables. Protein. Scalp Massages. Vitamins. If you can't afford Hairfinity. GNC Be Beautiful (in pink box) is great too they are 19.99. I recommended those to all of my clients who wanted to grow their hair, nails and have beautiful skin. :)
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    wow thank you so much! i will look into all of those! :)
  • shanae727
    shanae727 Posts: 546 Member
    I studied at Aveda. If you look in my profile pic you'll see a large blue/yellow bottle of shampoo in the background It's called Mane N Tail. It's great too but can be drying So I deep condition once a month. Growing hair is a science. But it's possible dont get stressed that slows down hair growth. Hair is made of proteins, dead cells etc. So the more you take in the more our body secretes. Via sweat, nails, hair...you get the point. :)
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    i've had a lot of people recommend Mane N Tail so i'm going to get that :) thank you thank you
  • shanae727
    shanae727 Posts: 546 Member
    you're very welcome! :)
  • _Kitten_Kate
    _Kitten_Kate Posts: 520 Member
    OMG... I can't believe I actual read this whole thread.

    FYI... I am a hairlstylist...12 years...
    There is nothing you can do to make your hair grow more...
    No pill... no to main and tail....no majic formula.
    It will grow no more than a 1/2" to an inch a month. And maybe not even that much depend on the growth cycle... and your general health and nutrition.

    BTW... I think you should have to be at least 21 to use this site.
    And well.... most everyone lies. Especially bored teenagers.
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    ok thanks for your opinion, i don't care what you think.
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    Your **** outta luck, it won't grow.
  • astorminside
    astorminside Posts: 58 Member
    okay
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    wait wut?