Should I be worried....????
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Oh gosh! As you were mentioning her in your house, i was thinking "what a loon!!! call the cops!!" but then you ended it with calorie counting?!?! hahah0
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LOL Sounds like a Sam Space narration.0
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That was cute and funny. Thanks for the smile :happy:0
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I was expecting the "Bel Air" Fresh Prince ending, but the MFP twist was pretty good too. Hahaha.0
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Too funny! They need a "like" button for these posts!!0
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LOL!!!0
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Hahah, oh goodness. I was totally hooked. You got me!0
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aweseome....made my morning!0
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Ok, here's the problem. I have been noticing this really hot chick in the gym lately, and she always seems to be watching me. Always comes in and gets on machines close to me....when I change stations, she changes to be closer. Had not said anything to me up until today, and it was really worrisome. I finished using the treadmill....but had to walk across the gym to get a wipe down rag....and when I started back, I noticed her wiping my machine down with a handkerchief....which she then put in a plastic bag and put into her purse. She noticed me watching her, and kind of slipped away to the side.
I asked a couple of the other guys that have been around a while, and they warned me to be careful...that she was always fixating on certain people, that she was very clingy and demanding, and according to the story, has been married several times. A couple of her husbands disappeared, or passed away under strange circumstances. They say that she is psychotic, and frequently falls off her meds, and has been prone to violent outbursts.
After the incident at the gym , I headed home only to find this chick sitting in my dining room dressed in lingerie and sharpening a knife. On the table was a big ole roast beef and turkey sammich with everything, a plate full of steaming hot meatloaf, and a six pack of cold beer.
Here's the problem....the sammich was great, and the beer went nicely with it.....but if I eat the meatloaf, it is going to put me past my daily allotment of calories and will mean that I actually have to eat back a couple hundred of my exercise calories. Should I be worried about eating back those exercise caloires?????
Somebody help me......
Are you talking about La_Amazona? Because I think she was inquiring about whether or not you are married. Maybe send her a PM?0 -
AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAH :laugh:0
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Excellent!!!!0
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Love it. Humm did the meatloaf had onion soup in it? It makes all the difference0
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Thanks for the morning laugh!0
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:laugh: :laugh: that was the best story EVER !! i thought there was a real situation..thanks for the laugh today..besides all the running away from her will burn those calories off FAST0
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LOL ok now that was funny!! thanks for the laugh :laugh:0
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You took me in for a minute there...
I've been needing a reason to laugh this morning...YOU gave it to me
Thanks :flowerforyou:0 -
Too funny! They need a "like" button for these posts!!
Agreed! This was a good laugh this morning that I really needed!!!0 -
ROTF LMAO!!! Omg you had for me a minute. that was a good one0
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lol thanks for the laugh0
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thanks for the morning laugh!
and leave the meatloaf for tomorrow, its always better the next day.....:flowerforyou:0 -
Tell her to get back in the kitchen and make a pie to go with all of that!0
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I had to read that one at work....that cracked me up!!!! Good Writing!!0
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LOL! You certainly had my attention :laugh:0
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i was getting ready to find the 'eat your exercise calories' thread.....:)
great post much needed laugh0 -
lol Brillant!!0
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Totally had me laughing my *kitten* off this morning. I needed that.0
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HAAAHAHAH0
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was good you had me going until the last paragraph!!!!!!!!0
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Did she sniff your seat?0
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haha!0
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