Should I be worried....????

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  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
    Hahaha!! You should've saved this for April 1st!!
  • amanda52488
    amanda52488 Posts: 260 Member
    lol thanku, that was great
  • marckilgore
    marckilgore Posts: 36
    Man you totally had me on that. LOL
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    Be afraid... :bigsmile:
  • blazergrad
    blazergrad Posts: 603 Member
    Sooooo, what color was the lingerie?? :wink:
  • frangipaan
    frangipaan Posts: 13 Member
    Ha Ha Ha. Awesome!
  • viclee1
    viclee1 Posts: 156 Member
    lmao thanks for that! Now my co-workers are looking at me like I'm psychotic! lol
  • carrie_eggo
    carrie_eggo Posts: 1,396 Member
    That.Was.Awesome.:laugh:
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Hahaha!! You should've saved this for April 1st!!

    Its not a joke. I am serious. I want the meatloaf, but I am afraid if I eat my exercise calories I will turn into the Hindenburg......
  • kabloozi
    kabloozi Posts: 119 Member
    That was terrific! So funny.
  • Laoch_Cailin
    Laoch_Cailin Posts: 414 Member
    Brilliant story, when she put the rag in the bag I thought jaysus weirdo...last paragraph had me laughing and glad you weren't being stocked by a mad woman ha
  • dolphin9803
    dolphin9803 Posts: 125
    As to the extra calories - relax. When the voices in your new admirer's head tell her you don't love her anymore, you'll receive plenty of cardio when you're running down the street away from the lady with the knife and a desire to add your manhood to her collection.

    That is what I was going to say ....LMAO

    Loved it! I needed this laugh this am!
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Sooooo, what color was the lingerie?? :wink:

    purple....
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    Forget eating the food... eat something else.
  • zsaoosh
    zsaoosh Posts: 402 Member
    It's a Trap!!

    Oh yeah and eat the meat, one day won't hurt. At least that's what my husband always says.

    He tells you to eat the meat!?!?!? :laugh:
  • elysianashes
    elysianashes Posts: 100
    Needed that laugh this morning :D
  • DiannaMoorer
    DiannaMoorer Posts: 783 Member
    That was great! You hooked us, drew us in ,then had us in stitches! Awesome! :drinker:
  • JeanniebeanL79
    JeanniebeanL79 Posts: 96 Member
    HAHAHA That was great!! :-)
  • groovybeenz
    groovybeenz Posts: 151 Member
    That was hilarious!
  • roseemb
    roseemb Posts: 85 Member
    I have been gotten - good one! :) nice to start the day with a laugh
  • MarilynShortridge
    MarilynShortridge Posts: 1
    Enjoy this very much! Thank you for the morning laughs!
  • Nalgh94
    Nalgh94 Posts: 181 Member
    haha great one!
  • kimiec
    kimiec Posts: 62
    Ok you got us all now could you finish the story I want to know what happens in the end did you eat the meatloaf?
  • elishabeish
    elishabeish Posts: 175 Member
    Oh my goodness, I was so stuck, leaning in closer getting really concerned a black widow was in your presence. Love a good laugh!!! I probably would have had the meatloaf, it's a weakness.
  • Ladyiianae
    Ladyiianae Posts: 271 Member
    OMG! BEST. POST. EVER!!!

    Dude, eat the calories! :bigsmile:
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    Thanks for the laugh! We need more posts like this. Keep them coming people. lol
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    Ok you got us all now could you finish the story I want to know what happens in the end did you eat the meatloaf?

    No....I went straight to the dessert..... ;-)
  • elishabeish
    elishabeish Posts: 175 Member
    Hahaha!! You should've saved this for April 1st!!

    Its not a joke. I am serious. I want the meatloaf, but I am afraid if I eat my exercise calories I will turn into the Hindenburg......

    from everything I've read and been told in the past week we are supposed to eat our exercise calories or our metabolism will slow down and hinder us from reaching our goals in the long run, so if you have the calories to eat, then enjoy!
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Pass on the meatloaf and eat her
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    I kept thinking "Man isn't he married?"

    Once she was in the house I thought "Holy *kitten*, how'd she get pass the wife?!"

    I say eat the calories. If she locks you up and you don't get to eat for long periods of time, you'll need the calories. At any rate, the energy will come in handy when she is trying to run you down in that tobacco field. :bigsmile:

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