i hope this isn't considered inappropriate....

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  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
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    Did anyone else hear about this within the past few days--that the typical length of sex was somewhere between 7 and 13 minutes (not including foreplay)? I'd love to read the article.:blushing:

    I wonder what counts as "vigorous"--are we talking swings and hangin from the ceiling???? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    LMBO OMG U have me cracking up at the last line there =))
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    sex? whats that :laugh:
    j~

    I was going to ask the same thing. :laugh:
  • wagsgirls
    wagsgirls Posts: 144 Member
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    thanks everyone! i'm still trying to understand how this whole thing works. the calorieperhour site is really helpful, it lists everything! although i'ma little disappointed,:frown: i really thought sex would burb more cals. it said for moderate in 30 mins was under 100 ( i forget the exact beacause i looked at a few things). and i'm not sure what vigerous is but i know it's not me!:happy: maybe it's the kind you have at the very beginning of the relationship, you know when it's romantic and not planned!:wink: anyway, i like to add all the cals i can, i guess it just makes me feel better!
  • NatashaJanzen
    NatashaJanzen Posts: 11
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    If you are counting your sex calories, remember different positions burn more...so if you're stuck on the bottom not doing much don't count it....
  • kerrilucko
    kerrilucko Posts: 3,852 Member
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    I was just thinking, wouldn't calories be different based on gender? lol I mean I think generally the guys would burn a lot more......:blushing:
  • fabflo72
    fabflo72 Posts: 29
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    We should open a sex room here looks like it would REALLY well!!! ROTF!!!!
    I count EVERYTHING!!!!!
  • LonelyPilgrim
    LonelyPilgrim Posts: 255 Member
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    I think I can attest to the fact that the calories burned are not enough to help you lose weight. My boyfriend and I are rabbits. at least once a day for over a year. And. I still gained almost 20lbs in that year. so. hmmmm.:explode:

    although, to be fair, i guess most of the time he does the majority of the work...

    whoever said that men should be able to claim more calories burned is probably correct.
  • cinandchris
    cinandchris Posts: 229 Member
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    That isn't a problem for some of us....:sad:


    lol. :blushing:

    Don't feel bad. I don't have this problem either :grumble:
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
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    Ok, I guess I will volunteer to test this...taking applications for a scientific partner....in the interest of the community I of course...:happy:


    Ok....that was inappropriate, many apologies...:bigsmile:

    In the interest of community, if I wasn't married and lived closer . . . you never know!!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    My boyfriend and I are rabbits. at least once a day for over a year.
    although, to be fair, i guess most of the time he does the majority of the work...

    TMI!!! LOL:laugh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    lmbo....you guys just cracked me up!!! :laugh:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    Ok, I guess I will volunteer to test this...taking applications for a scientific partner....in the interest of the community I of course...:happy:


    Ok....that was inappropriate, many apologies...:bigsmile:

    In the interest of community, if I wasn't married and lived closer . . . you never know!!

    Such self sacrifice for the good of the community!

    Sounds like we are turning into a socialist weight loss group...our motto could be 'In American MFP, you lose the weight, In Soviet Russia MFP, the weight loses you!'

    (Haha, I love In Soviet Russia jokes...oh well...:huh: )
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
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    Ok, I guess I will volunteer to test this...taking applications for a scientific partner....in the interest of the community I of course...:happy:


    Ok....that was inappropriate, many apologies...:bigsmile:

    In the interest of community, if I wasn't married and lived closer . . . you never know!!

    Such self sacrifice for the good of the community!

    Sounds like we are turning into a socialist weight loss group...our motto could be 'In American MFP, you lose the weight, In Soviet Russia MFP, the weight loses you!'

    (Haha, I love In Soviet Russia jokes...oh well...:huh: )

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • may_marie
    may_marie Posts: 667 Member
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    ok that's it, I'm switching my daily workouts to 1 hour of vigorous sex daily. lol :laugh: I'd burn just as many calories that way

    i was thinking the same !!!!!! bet my bf would rather that then hear me babble about mfp and calories in this and that and work outs and heart rate,,,,,,,,,, ok im boring myself out.lol... where's my bf when you need him ...:laugh:
  • debik2007
    debik2007 Posts: 1
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    :smooched: Carol sweety....I found you!!! LOL
  • Lisabeth
    Lisabeth Posts: 268
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    THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING......I HAVE GOT TO DO THIS TO MY HUSBAND.....HE IS SO ON ME ABOUT HOW I KEEP STOPPING AND RUNNING TO THE COMPUTER TO ADD MY CALORIES, ETC.......TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I never count sex, cleaning, walking at the mall, etc.

    If I count sex and all the other things that I do on a day to day basis, I'll become a calorie counting junkie. Before I hop in bed with my man I don't want to say, "hold on one second, I need to get my heart rate monitor." :blushing:
  • Lisabeth
    Lisabeth Posts: 268
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    OMG! Too funny!!!!!
    If you are counting your sex calories, remember different positions burn more...so if you're stuck on the bottom not doing much don't count it....
  • Lisabeth
    Lisabeth Posts: 268
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    Ok, not to keep this discussion "ongoing", but my husband is a member here too an we had a debate on this topic. He said that burning cals vs. sex depends entirely on the partner. He says his is mostly.................................:laugh: ............. strengthening of the muscles in his stomach and hip area for the most part................. because of...............:blushing: ................and that I really am not burning or doing much cardio.....therefore he feels that things should change a bit. :mad: Well...............:sad:
  • Phatmomma
    Phatmomma Posts: 204 Member
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    Dang then that was probably why I was so darn skinny when I was married! :devil:
  • butterfly2008
    butterfly2008 Posts: 60
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    This Is hilarious :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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